* TheNineties, in particular, were infamous for using this trope with children's advertising. Around the start of the decade (perhaps in response to [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bartmania]]), television advertisers were moving away from the cutesy/sentimental advertisements that dominated children's television for so long and, instead, began using TotallyRadical lingo and "EXTREME!!!!!" kids. Many of the following examples perfectly exemplify this.
* There's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00qaMs3025I this commercial]] for the Hardee's Little Thickburger. Presumably it was pulled fairly quickly.
* Creator/{{Sony}}'s been particularly bad about this with their {{P|layStationPortable}}SP advertising.
** An advertisement for the "Slim and Lite" revision of the PSP suggests that players can "put it where they like", which typically means "shove it up their ass". Sony seems to be getting annoyed at their customers.
** At one point, an incredibly poorly-disguised viral marketing campaign attempting to masquerade as a fan website noted of the PSP, "I'd hit that." [[{{Squick}} Does it even have the right ports for that?]]
* Despite trying to win over -- presumably -- the kid demographic, consider how anachronistic the Creator/ChuckECheese mascot is with his depiction as a "Sk8r" boy, ''over'' a decade after that fad has run its course with young kids. The mascot originally started as a suspendered, straw-hatted barbershop-type performer, appeared in the 1980s as a skateboarding mouse, went out of style, then swerved right back into relevancy when the Sk8r boy image appeared, and is now fading back out of style -- all without any changes ever being made to the character itself. By time skateboarding bert-slided itself back into relevancy again, it was in the form of [[DarkerAndEdgier edgy street skating]], and an edgy street skating Chuck. E. Cheese [[MoralGuardians probably wouldn't go over too well with the parents of most kids.]]
** Their current ad campaign has a child badly rapping over the beat to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h24_zoqu4_Q The Cupid Shuffle]] (which is only ever heard now at weddings alongside The Macarena and The Electric Slide), and then exclaiming that a thousand tickets is "like, a gazillion!"
*** The [[http://screenmag.tv/story/2012/jun/29/9576/ July 2012 campaign]] has reimagined the mascot as a CGI rocker with the voice of Music/BowlingForSoup's Jaret Reddick.
* Amp'd Mobile briefly retained a commercial gimmick which involved elderly people talking like teenagers. (One features an old black woman who uses street vernacular and says stuff like "Where you at?"; in another, an old white lady makes frequent usage of "like", "whatever" and "totally"; apparently, this commercial presumes that old [[TheGenerationGap Generation Gap]] stereotypes will die out, but ''racial'' ones never will.) Later referenced on the ''TheSimpsons'':
-->'''Marge''': Yeah, I'll bet there'll be old people talking like young people, like those cell phone commercials everybody hates.
** Also parodied in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Pranksta Rap", when Bart uses slang words that Lisa (and even Marge) knows aren't used anymore.
---> '''Bart''': Man are you illin'.
---> '''Lisa''': Rappers stopped saying "illin'" twelve years ago.
---> '''Bart''': I'm keeping it real!
---> '''Lisa''': They stopped saying "keeping it real" three years ago.
---> '''Bart''': Mooom! Lisa's dissin' me!
---> '''Marge''': "Dissin'"? Do rappers still say that?
*** Not that Marge can't be guilty of it herself. One episode has her trying to get Maggie to eat her baby food with the help of a sock puppet in CoolShades who says [[PissTakeRap "Yo-Yo-Yo!"]] constantly. Marge is also aware of this trope and struggles to avoid it sometimes. She once used the word "cool" with Lisa and anxiously inquired as to whether kids still say it. Lisa confirmed that they do.
* This [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFWR5DtYMgg Hubba Bubba commercial]]; note the AlphaBitch-sounding voice at the closer.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o This commercial]] for Cingular. It's been argued that it's intentional irony; this does not prevent it from being very annoying. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySR3hpieiQc A later commercial]] combined it with the "[[CoolOldGuy hip grandma]]". It was parodied with [[http://www.rustywalrus.com/view.php?id=199 this comic]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYtx_zO394 This commercial]] for Schick Quattro parodies this and mixes it with SophisticatedAsHell.
* What happens when a cell-phone advertisement becomes a big hit, but ad execs don't fully get the joke? Apparently, teenage girls talking to one another in textspeak... face-to-face.
* Parodied in a series of Volkswagen commercials which would end with a grey-haired, thickly accented Peter Stormare "un-pimping" someone's ride...which is a fancy way of saying "trashing it in spectacularly hilarious fashion (and replacing it with a sober, sensible VW)."
-->'''German Guy:''' Yo, Mike, you vant us to un-pimp zis ting, let me hear you say 'vhat'?
-->'''Mike:''' What?
-->''Car is launched from trebuchet''
* The Cliff's Notes banner ads, some of which were, at the time of writing, visible on this very site. Among their misinterpretations of textspeak are spelling "who" as "hoo", a ''Zero Wing'' reference, and the mystifying term "xcore" (which is possibly "score" spelled with XtremeKoolLetterz). Xcore sometimes means "hardcore."
* Gas stations advertising "We got the hooch" after the popular '90s song.
* EA's [[http://kotaku.com/5010047/skate-2-teaser-might-be-doing-it-wrong initial teaser]] for ''Skate 2'' announced "We're dropping the deuce." While this can be read as "releasing #2", its slang meaning is "taking a shit". This was probably intentional [[labelnote:*]]Doing a number 2 means taking a dump[[/labelnote]], which makes one wonder how they felt about the product.
* Parodied in an [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk8QN7NCiTg Aim Trimark ad]], where some executives, upon being told that their new shoe design is "sick", take most of the commercial to puzzle over whether or not that's a compliment. Then the Aim Trimark guy comes and says that he's not going to invest your money in a company run by these idiots.
* "It's ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda'' and it's really rad! Those monsters from [[FandomBerserkButton Gannon]] are pretty bad! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNtuK4CU3ko Octoroks, Tektites and Leevers too, but with your help our hero pulls through!]]"
** ''For the Nintendo Entertainment System: Your parents help you hook it up.''
*** While on the topic of Nintendo, their "Play It Loud" campaign was the epitome of this trope. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMQAbQ1hJZw Give The World A Wedgie?]] Seriously?
* Most Hot Wheels commercials.
* A billboard ad for forest fire safety: "Get Your Smokey On". Hmm, should the anti-drug ad on the other side of the sign be nervous?
* A sign for youth sports that says "Be a Playa". While it obviously was meant to say "Be a player of sports!", what it actually said was "Have promiscuous sex!"
** Is that the same one with the TV commercial with that cartoon referee? Completely agree. [[YouKeepUsingThatWord That word does not mean what they think it means.]]
** Repeated by an online ad for a US government health campaign [[http://i.psa-ads.openx.com/a8d/a8dca88e6be6b9799051783cd876c93061ccf8dd/a1f/a1f2cf32ec2325a9077ed493751937b9.jpg here]]
* In 1968, Creator/ColumbiaRecords ran a notorious ad in ''Rolling Stone'' showing a bunch of picket sign-toting young radicals in a jail cell with the caption "But TheMan can't bust our music." For extra hilarity, the albums shown in the ad are all ''ClassicalMusic.'' (Wendy Carlos' early electronica ''Switched-On Bach'' was a bit more far out then.)
* In a commercial for Lunchables' newest product, "[[XtremeKoolLetterz Wrapz]]", three kids lousily rap about the wrap. Possibly intentional, but still full of fail, and with slang like "A'ight" pronounced "Ah-Ite.".
* An Australian example for a rather mediocre car combines this with BuffySpeak, explaining that the Holden Astra "has extra features to an exclamation mark". Um...what?
* A poster advertising the Slush Puppies sold there. The right side of the poster is a generic image of some Slush Puppie cups, but the left side is in a league of its own. It consists of three open cell phones with text messages on them. They read, in order, [="LuVN DA CHiLLLLLLLLLLLL TASTe and FLAVZZZzzzzzzz" "REal FRUIT JUICE ITS GOT VITA C!!!!!!!!" and "GOTTA GET A SLUSH PUPPIE PLUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"=]
** Though it might bear mentioning that this one isn't ''quite'' as far off the mark as some others (at least in regards to the excessive consonants). No word on whether this speaks worse of the advertisers or "[[NewMediaAreEvil txt literacy]]" though.
* The similar Icee cold drink at some point replaced its [[http://www.iceedistributors.com/iceebear.gif old bear logo]] with a [[http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/4369/ICEE_bear.gif snowboarding one]], and its current slogan (at least at Burger King franchises that sell it as of 2013) is "CHILL OUT WITH UR FAV FLAV."
* Similarly, Big Daddy Pizza posters saying {{Narm}}ful things like "Every other slice is a sliver", "Wanna Piece of Me?", and "Show Your Hunger Who's Boss".
* An ad for Progressive seems to be an inversion. Flo, the company's mascot and resident GenkiGirl tries helping out an elderly customer who uses outdated slang from the mid 20th Century. Needless to say, she has no idea what he's talking about.
* There is a German PSA about hepatitis that features a hip-hoppin' syringe (filled with a hepatitis vaccine), singing about using it to protect yourself. Yes, it's as bad as it sounds.
* ''Monster'' energy drinks. '''JUST LOOK AT THE CAN'S DESCRIPTION.'''
* Special mention must be made of K-Mart's Back to School 2009 ads; not one but two horrendous pseudo-slang words that no decent human being will ever utter without monetary compensation: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdfaLGUvD7s "Blingitude"]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_FinnaHoU "Rockstare".]]
* Parodied in this Tim Horton's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW-bomqZ3Lw Steeped Tea commercial]].
* Creator/DisneyChannel
** One ad encouraged people to stay for the upcoming shows, because after whatever was coming next, "Then it's off the heezy with ''WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily''."
** A promo for a Saturday night rerun block stated that the only thing better than [[Series/ShakeItUp shaking it up]] on live TV is "sharing it with your biffle". Your guess is as good as ours (it ''may'' be a failed attempt to phonetically pronounce "BFFL").
* UsefulNotes/McDonalds
** The phrase "Mickey D's" as a nickname.
** The [=McWorld=] kid-targeted campaign from the early to mid 90's, which had the theme of "a world run by kids". The commercials depicted very stereotypical kid-instigated changes, with the big one being McDonalds food and restaurants becoming the centerpiece of the world. Mind you: This is a good decade before ''Film/SuperSizeMe'' premiered.
** A short lived banner ad, apparently intended to appeal to the "urban demographic" (read: black people) had the brilliant dialogue: "Quarter pounder for $1…I'd hit it". [[YouKeepUsingThatWord That does not mean]] [[CriticalResearchFailure what they think it does.]]
* Wendy's jumped on the bandwagon with their ad telling customers to "Do a spicy chicken sandwich."
* A TV ad for the ''VideoGame/GameGenie'' in the late '80s featured a pair of Bill-and-Ted-soundalikes and opened with the phrase "Yo video game dudes, talk to me!"
* The description for this Creator/{{Atari}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qAadfsJrmM=related ad]] explains everything.
* An ad for an electronic diary for girls has one girl saying "And you can plug in your MP3 for ''major tuneage!''
* In Italy they started adding in the buses ads reminding people to leave your seat to elder people. One of them just says "Be polite-leave your seat", while the other one says "leaving your seat is TOO MUCH AWESOME!"
* Not only is [[http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9615/totallyradparkerbros.jpg this 1983 comic book ad from Parker Brothers]] a nearly-perfect example of the trope, it was a trend-setter! To this day, the ginchiest teens totally dig board game adaptations of arcade classics!
* A UK Pizza Hut billboard gives customers the instruction "Max Your Chat", leaving most people over the age of 0 utterly baffled.
* As if Ovaltine's advertising were [[BrainBleach not bad enough]], there were a series of ads featuring [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels Radio Ovaltine]], which was basically run entirely by kids using "radical" lingo and playing nothing but the Ovaltine jingle sung by different kids, each one in a different style. Each performance was followed with the kid DJ saying something along the lines of "Totally radical!"
* Old Israeli toy and game advertisements frequently used the word ''madlik'' (מַדְלִיק), a ‘90s word for ‘cool’, entirely obsolete in modern Hebrew.
* The [[http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm official website]] for ''Film/SpaceJam'' has this gem:
-->''Click above to find out more about our sponsors and the various hip sites that make WB Online the jammin' place that it is.''
* The ads for the new Hot Pastrami melt from Subway claim it has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMKWmU4_YGE power chords of tasteocity]]. If you were to say "Power chords of tasteocity" in conversation, people would probably assume you're having a stroke.
** For more Subway slang fail, there's one ad, in their long-running "fast-food will make you a fat slob" campaign, in which a burger combo is stated as giving someone a "badonkadonk butt". Three things: 1. Fast food ''wouldn't'' give you a badonkadonk butt, as it connotes a big, ''shapely'' butt, not a flabby one; 2. Badonkadonk is usually used ''positively''; 3. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking The phrase "badonkadonk butt" is redundant.]]
* There was a hilarious(ly awful) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohr0bZ_WWFQ Duncan Yo-Yo commercial]] made in 1994 that showed two different kids: One was a stereotypical HollywoodNerd sitting on a chair in his living room playing a Sega Genesis (with [[PacManFever Atari 2600 sound effects]], of course) and a stereotypical [[TwoDecadesBehind cool kid]] with a backwards baseball cap "enthusiastically" playing with a Duncan Yo-Yo. The commercial ends with the kid saying, "You want speed, action and excitement? Get a Yo-Yo!" ... Really?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50 This ad]] for the boardgame Crossfire is an interesting variation. How do corporate advertising geniuses imagine a future that would appeal to the target audience (pre-teens and teens) while also promoting their new product? Why, of course by showing kids in leatherjackets playing the game like a Rollerball/Thunderdome-style deathmatch of gladiatorial combat (The loser spins into oblivion), surrounded by their cheering fans, while a cool hard rock song is playing in the background. [[http://cinemassacre.com/2009/07/27/board-james-3-crossfire/ The Angry Video Game Nerd even made a video about it (as his alternate persona Board James)]]
* The Hi-C commercials from the mid-1990's that contrasted kids and adults (right down to an adult's idea of a Hi-C commercial vs. a kid's idea).
* The commercials for Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats that ran in the early-mid 1990's, such as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hib06O5yDrA this one]], which showed conflict between the kids' love of the frosting (with bad "heavy metal" music in the background) and the adults' love of the whole wheat (with boring "adult music" playing in the background). Noticing a chronological pattern here?
* Creator/{{Nickelodeon}}'s infamous "Don't Forget About Breakfast Time" animated rap video. Along with their "democracy" video.
* To some, advertisements for YoungAdult novels can fall into this, especially those done by Fierce Reads. Take, for example, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiSWgzz9dJU this]] oppressively {{narm}}y ad, complete with the most banal attracting phrases and a stereotypically pop song about the joys of reading. There's not much else that could make a 16-year old ''not'' want to read.
* A '90's Pepsi commercial tried to convey that Pepsi drinkers are cooler than Coke drinkers by giving Coke to a group of teenagers and Pepsi to a group of senior citizens. The result was that the teenagers took to sitting around playing chess, while the seniors began skateboarding and dancing. The last scene showed an elderly man taking a swig of Pepsi and proclaiming, "This stuff is really radical!"
* The Burger King Kid's Club commercials of the mid-90's (again: noticing a common time frame here?) were particularly JustForFun/{{egregious}} examples. Their spokesperson was a [[TotallyRadical cool kid]] with all the necessary "makings" of one (shades, a backwards baseball cap, etc.). The commercials themselves often depicted kids doing everything from playing in rock bands to being disgusted by their relatives just for showing them affection.
* Honey Nut Cheerios, during (when else?) the early/mid-90's, attempted to market their cereal to a younger demographic by ditching the warm and friendly tone of their 80's commercials for a more [[TotallyRadical hip and edgy]] style: they retooled Buzz Bee into an arrogant JerkAss who talked like [[WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} Roger Klotz]] and challenged people (including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDDP9OXF354 Sonic The Hedgehog]]) to races, with a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios as the prize. The retool didn't sit well with audiences, and by about 1995, Buzz Bee was given a much nicer personality akin to the 80's.
* A particularly egregious example was a commercial for Twix that aired in early-1997. Its jingle went like this: "Some people like... peace and quiet" ::cue four shushes:: "... and some people like things to be LOUD! LOUD! LOUD! LOUD!" ::cue some stereotypical mid-90's grunge/alternative music:: The shortened version of this commercial was even weirder, with the lyrics going: "There once was a boy... who wanted everything... to be LOUD! LOUD! LOUD! LOUD!"
* CartoonNetwork seems to think the way to relay a message to 2010s kids about bullying is with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZUYEUtOIRg painfully bad hip-hop]] that wouldn't have been "cool" even in 1991.
* {{Invoked|trope}} for humor by Sprint with their 2013 commercials featuring Creator/JamesEarlJones and Creator/MalcolmMcDowell. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXnFdNriAEk Totes magotes!]]
* A 2014 American Family Insurance Teen Safe Driver Program radio advertisement in Northern Colorado has the female teen narrator use "like" with the frequency of an article. Her friends suggest going to "the mall" as she now has her licence, which is a radical idea... for 1995.
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