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* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': In the future, Google becomes a robot who looks like a refrigerator and always speaks like this. And also has NoIndoorVoice.
-->'''Google:''' ''GOOGLE ANTICIPATED YOUR REQUEST.''
%%* ''Webcomic/BobTheAngryFlower'' with [[http://angryflower.com/mondob.html Mondobot]].
%%* ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'': Waluigi.
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'': Being the king or queen of the Fae kingdom requires talking in the third person.
* ''Webcomic/{{Darken}}'': Gort, Lord of Hellfire, usually when he's being particularly egotistical. Also Zathras, who refers to himself only in third person.
* ''Webcomic/DenmaTheQuanx'': Hoon.
* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'': Ed refers to himself in this way, due to having had no company for many years, and having his name "eaten" as punishment for a crime. Before Digger gave him his new name, he referred to himself "it".
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'': T.C. refers to himself as "The Playah" or Da Playah" in the third person in [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=168 non-canon]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=169 panels]] or [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=392 strips]].
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031010 Othar Tryggvassen]], ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090130 Gentleman Adventurer]]!'' usually uses pronouns, but he announces himself as "Othar Tryggvassen ''Gentleman Adventurer!''" in his first sentence to anyone new.
** The [[UpliftedAnimal intelligent bears]] refer to themselves as "this bear".
--->''This bear is driving a train!''
** [[NoIndoorVoice "HUMONGULUS IS IMPRESSED!"]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Imp}}'': The golemn refers to themself in third person, and when talking to people they use "he/she/they" instead of "you".
%%* ''Webcomic/{{Kagerou}}'' has two of these: Dark and Dee.
* ''Webcomic/KarinDou4koma'': Shizuki speaks this way in both child and adult mode despite being over 300 years old.
* ''Webcomic/{{Magellan}}'' has the Man Who Can, who is very particular about his name.
* ''Webcomic/MetompsychosisUnion'': Killit always references themselves as Killit while talking, rather than using I or me.
* ''Webcomic/{{Morphe}}'': Hizrim refers to The Hizrim as Hizrim in every sentence Hizrim speaks. Hizrim enjoys speaking Hizrim's name.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** Thog talks like this. In fact, most orcs do. This is eventually lampshaded when one orc abandons a chase to attend grammar class, hoping to learn personal pronouns.
** Oona also does this as well. However, she lacks the [[AllLowercaseLetters lowercase]] '''bolded''' text that DumbMuscle characters in the comic tend to have. While she speaks oddly, it is clear that aside from speaking in the third person and in a YouNoTakeCandle speech style, she is quite smarter than she seems.
* ''Webcomic/{{Outsider}}'': The Emissary, an ArtificialIntelligence sent by an alien race to interact with others, doesn't use personal pronouns, and instead refers to itself as "this emissary".
%%* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'': Jim Darkmagic from the ''D&D'' podcast.
%%* ''Webcomic/PlusEV'': FunnyForeigner Konsta.
* ''Webcomic/RasputinCatamite'': Irina in the reboot and Sasha in the original versions speak in third-person for completely different reasons. Irina does so because she's cute and insane. Sasha does so out of sarcasm and to fake being a submissive out of laziness and to indulge in his masochistic tendencies.
* ''Webcomic/ReBootCodeOfHonor'': {{Downplayed|Trope}}. The Guildmaster goes back-and-forth from referring to himself as "Guildmaster" and "I" or "Me".
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': In LOTA's own words, "LOTA is too large for your puny pronouns", and those pronouns include "I". LOTA ''does'' sometimes allow for a "we" or "us" when included in a group of people, but otherwise always speaks in third person due to this quirk.
%%* ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'': Faz often does this.
* ''Webcomic/{{Sire}}'': Leif speaks in third person. Leif is descended from Phantom of the Opera. Leif would prefer to just read.
* ''Webcomic/TheThreeBareBears'': Ice Bear, as with [[WesternAnimation/WeBareBears the series]], though unlike the series, he doesn’t ''always'' refer to himself like this, only sometimes.
%%* ''Webcomic/TriggerStar'': Sauerkraut.
* ''Webcomic/TwistwoodTales'': Strawberry Soo the Scarecrow Girl always refers to herself like this.
* ''Webcomic/WhiteDarkLife'': Devin has a poor grasp of speech, and thus literally has no idea what "I" means.
* ''Webcomic/{{Wonderlab}}'': Catt always speaks in the third person. Episode 22 reveals that [[spoiler:their odd speaking patterns are a coping mechanism to distance and protect themself from the horrors that occur in the facility. Before taking on this worldview, Catt referred to themself in the first person.]]
* ''Webcomic/TheWotch'': "Lord Sykos is announcing his arrival." The full letter can be seen in [[http://www.thewotch.com/index.php?epDate=2006-12-04 this]] comic, and yes, he refers to himself in third person again before finishing it by signing his name.
* ''Webcomic/YumisCells'': The "third-person strat" is a cutesy flirtation tactic. Ruby is the primary user of this tactic, but it tends to annoy people around her early in the series. She eventually catches the attention of a guy who is very aware of this "dark magic" but falls for her in spite of it.
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