* Irina in the reboot and Sasha in the original versions of ''Webcomic/RasputinCatamite'' speak in third-person for completely different reasons. Irina does so because she's cute and insane. Sasha does so out of sarcasm and to fake being a submissive out of laziness and to indulge in his masochistic tendencies.
* Main/{{Magellan}} has The Man Who Can, who is very particular about his name.
* Faz of ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'' often does this.
* Thog of ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' also talks like this. In fact, most orcs do. This is eventually lampshaded when one orc abandons a chase to attend grammar class, hoping to learn personal pronouns.
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': Lota is too large for your puny pronouns.
* ''TheWotch'': "Lord Sykos is announcing his arrival." The full letter can be seen in [[http://www.thewotch.com/index.php?epDate=2006-12-04 this]] comic, and yes, he refers to himself in third person again before finishing it by signing his name.
* In the world of ''DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'', being the king or queen of the Fae kingdom requires talking in the third person.
* Jim Darkmagic from ''Webcomic/PennyArcade D&D'' podcast.
* ''Webcomic/{{Kagerou}}'' has two of these: Dark and Dee.
* ''Webcomic/{{Darken}}'': Gort, Lord of Hellfire, usually when he's being particularly egotistical. Also Zathras, who refers to himself only in third person.
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'': [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031010 Othar Tryggvassen]], ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090130 Gentleman Adventurer]]!'' usually uses pronouns, but he announces himself as "Othar Tryggvassen ''Gentleman Adventurer!''" in his first sentence to anyone new.
* Sauerkraut of ''TriggerStar''.
* Ed from ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' refers to himself in this way, due to having had no company for many years, and having his name 'eaten' as punishment for a crime. Before Digger gave him his new name, he referred to himself as 'it'.
* Waluigi in ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''.
* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': In the future, Google becomes a robot who looks like a refrigerator and always speaks like this. And also has NoIndoorVoice.
-->'''Google:''' ''GOOGLE ANTICIPATED YOUR REQUEST.''
* FunnyForeigner Konsta from ''PlusEV''.
* Leif from ''Webcomic/{{Sire}}'' speaks in third person. Leif is descended from Phantom of the Opera. Leif would prefer to just read.
* ''Webcomic/BobTheAngryFlower'' with [[http://angryflower.com/mondob.html Mondobot]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Karin-dou 4koma}}'': Shizuki speaks this way in both child and adult mode despite being over 300 years old.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' webcomic "Friendship is Tragic," which doesn't have its own webpage but can be found on DeviantArt, Moondancer speaks this way, to the point that once she actually ''tried'' to say "me" but found that she literally couldn't. [[note]]Moondancer is actually based on the background pony in the series that resembles Moondancer from the G1 MyLittlePonyTVSpecials but was eventually named Twinkleshine in the toyline. In the very first episode, the then-unnamed Twinkleshine asked Twilight if she was coming to Moondancer's party; the comic's interpretation is that she herself was Moondancer and talking in a manner similar to a certain "great and powerful" stage magician (yes, Moondancer and Trixie eventually met, and it's as hilarious as you'd expect.) Once Twinkleshine got her name, there have been a few moments of Moondancer being mistaken for someone named Twinkleshine.[[/note]]
* Devin of ''Webcomic/WhiteDarkLife'' has a poor grasp on speech, and thus, literally has no idea what "I" means.
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