->''"I am unhappy."''
-->--Third sentence of ''The Seagull''.
Konstantin, the only child of the acclaimed actress Arkadina, has written a play that will in one stroke repudiate the stodgy realism of his mother's work, announce his literary arrival, and, after a childhood of obscurity, win the respect of his family and neighbors. Unfortunately, his mother, who thinks little of her son and resents Nina, the pretty young star of the show, ruins the grand premiere with heckling.
Titanically angry at Arkadina and immensely jealous of her lover Trigorin, a famous writer, Konstantin shoots a seagull and presents it to Nina as a cryptic omen of his despair, which succeeds only in driving her into Trigorin's arms. Konstantin then shoots himself in the head.
He gets better. Things get worse...
''The Seagull,'' the first and perhaps most famous of Creator/AntonChekhov's major plays, was itself a horrendous failure at its first performance. Its very delicate treatment of human weakness can easily become leaden and somber if handled the wrong way, but good production and acting illuminates its immense insight and compassion, and can even pull some laughs from odd places.
!! This play provides examples of:
* AsYouKnow: Partially invoked with Konstantin telling Dorn the story of Nina and Trigorin's affair in Act Four--Dorn knows half of it already, but Konstantin says it anyway.
* AttentionWhore: Arkadina.
* BlackComedy: Chekhov actually labeled the play a comedy, and it ''does'' contain quite a few pratfalls and deadpan snarks. (Konstantin's play is [[StylisticSuck hilarious]].) Whether the blackness of the drama or the comedy of the characters' neuroses predominates in any given production is a matter of directorial choice. Most modern directors naturally go with the former.
* BreakTheCutie: Nina. Repulsed by Konstantin's strange gift of a dead seagull, she becomes vulnerable to Trigorin's advances. Their affair ends badly; the child they conceive dies in infancy, and Trigorin ultimately abandons Nina and returns to Irina. Nina's acting career suffers as a result, and she is forced to tour with a second-rate theatrical company. By the end of the play, she is still struggling to pick up the pieces of her professional and personal lives.
* ChekhovsGun: Though written by the TropeMaker, the question of whether this play utilizes it is up for debate.
* DiabolusExMachina: One interpretation of the climactic scene of Act Four. [[spoiler: Konstantin has finally achieved success as a writer and though he is glum and lifeless, he seems to have reached an emotional equilibrium. Perhaps part of him even has hope for the future. Then Nina returns, and even after everything that's happened, she still loves Trigorin, thus destroying Konstantin's last bit of hope and leaving him ready to kill himself.]]
* DownerEnding: [[spoiler: Nina, her acting career having stalled following her abandonment by Trigorin and the death of the child they had together, briefly reappears in Konstantin's life, but is such an emotional mess that she still feels love for Trigorin and is unmoved by Konstantin's pleas for her to stay with him on his uncle's estate. After she leaves again, the despondent Konstantin tears up the manuscripts he is writing, then commits suicide offstage.]]
* DrivenToSuicide: Konstantin tries to kill himself at the end of Act Two, but fails. [[spoiler: He succeeds in Act Four.]]
* DysfunctionJunction: Pretty much every character is solipsistic, cruel, cowardly, depressive, or all four at once.
* GenerationXerox: Like her mother, Masha is doomed to marry a man she despises, and before Konstantin [[spoiler:succeeds at his second suicide attempt]], he seems set to become a wasted never-was like his uncle.
* GirlNextDoor: Nina
* TheIngenue: Nina
* LargeHam: Arkadina, who's unwilling and/or unable to turn off the Great Actress persona when she's at home.
* LikeFatherLikeSon: In one translation, Irina says this to Konstantin straight up: (referring to him) "People with no talent always try and belittle the ones with real talent! Just like your father!"
* LoveDodecahedron: Medviedenko loves Masha, Masha loves Konstantin, Konstantin loves Nina, Nina loves Trigorin, Irina also loves Trigorin, Trigorin loves them both (sorta), and Konstantin loves Irina (though in what way depends upon your opinions about Freud). Meanwhile, Polina is married to Shamraev but loved/loves Dorn, and he's a difficult one to peg.
* LukeIAmYourFather: Averted. Chekhov all but states that [[spoiler: Dr. Dorn]] is [[spoiler:Masha's]] father, but no explicit revelation ever comes.
* ParentalAbandonment: Mr. Trepliev up and leaves right off, and through most of the rest of Konstantin's life his mother is a distant (if influential) figure.
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Trigorin's constantly taking notes on the action to create material for his stories, a practice depicted as little more than psychic cannibalism.
** On top of that, Trigorin is reportedly based on Chekhov himself, including the [[spoiler: seduction and abandonment of Nina]].
* ShowWithinAShow: Konstantin's play.
* StylisticSuck: Konstantin's play. Again.
* TimeSkip: Two years between Act Three and Act Four.
* UnluckyChildhoodFriend: Masha loves Konstantin, but he has eyes only for Nina, prompting Masha to enter into a dull married life with Medviedenko.