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Examples of TheReasonYouSuckSpeech in webcomics.
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* The Mario fan-comic ''Webcomic/The3LittlePrincesses'' has Rosalina giving scathing speeches to Peach and Daisy for their behavior and the mess they put her through during their sleepover. At first, she tries to hold in her anger, but as time passed [[spoiler:and she found the Cosmic Duct tape she needed to fix her ship to get home in Peach's bathroom cabinet]], she had enough of it. She basically told Peach she was the most obnoxious person she ever met and the way she acted contradicted with how she was suppose to act: a good ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. She also lambasted Daisy by saying she has no self-esteem of her own, supposedly rules over Sarasaland (which she described as a kingdom that nobody heard of to the point of doubting its existence), and calling her loud and how she "expresses herself like a Spanish cow."
* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'': Black Mage is on the receiving end of a lot of these, ranging from White Mage telling him that she likes Ranger more than him because Ranger has morals, personal hygiene and friends, to [[spoiler:Sarda]] telling the entire party that they're ''all'' [[VillainProtagonist selfish monsters who need to die for the good of everyone else]]. (Except [[TokenGoodTeammate Fighter]]. [[GuiltByAssociationGag He's a casualty.]])
* In ''Webcomic/AtomicLaundromat'', Angela asks Juno, which whom she has a very contentious relationship, why she spent the past few minutes helping her learn how to safely use the mutagen she stole so she doesn't kill herself, rather than attempt to talk her out of trying to give herself powers. Juno points out she's too stubborn to bother talking her out of the dumb idea, which Angela denies. This leads to a short back-and-forth in which Juno is pushed to give her undiluted opinion of her employer's girlfriend which Angela is unable to refute.
-->Okay, ''fine''. You are an egotistical, obsessive person who will get what ''she'' wants, no matter ''who or what'' she needs to trample to get it. You are obsessed with getting powers because - and feel free to stop me if I'm wrong - of your wish to both settle a score with someone or something that slighted you in the past - I'm betting somewhere in your childhood - and also because a seer like me warned you of something in the future that you are trying to stop with your newfound powers. You are nothing but a scared little girl getting squeezed by both her past and future.
* ''Webcomic/{{Aurora}}'': Kendal delivers one to [[LawfulNeutral Zuurith]] while Zuurith isn't even present, remarking on how Zuurith is breaking his alleged principles to deal with Kendal because at his core, it's not justice he cares about, it's control.
* In ''Webcomic/BadMachinery'', French exchange student Mimi Broussard gives a presentation on her hometown of La Rochelle to her class of British students ''and'' fellow exchange students from La Rochelle:
-->La Rochelle is a dump. The people are idiots. The kids at my school dream of getting a boring job and marrying someone beautiful and stupid. They will buy houses there, have idiot babies, and create a town ever more stupid. I cannot wait to leave. Fortunately, due to our fine social democracy, there is a well-maintained road out of town. Vive la France!
* ''Webcomic/TheBikiniBottomHorror'' has [[spoiler:Spongebob]] giving one to [[spoiler:[[InSeriesNickname The Tortured One/Patty-rick]]]] in regards to his actions:
-->'''[[spoiler:Spongebob:]]''' [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies What was done]] [[HumanResources to you]] was monstrous, but what you have [[OmnicidalManiac allowed yourself to become]] is worse. [[LetsGetDangerous I will stop you.]]
* ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'': [[spoiler:Mike]] gives this to [[spoiler:Lucy]] in 'December' after he thinks that she is reverting back to her [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale old]] [[SlapSlapKiss ways]]. [[spoiler:She's not but you can tell it was something that had been stewing in Mike for a ''long'' time.]]
* In the ComicBook/ChickTract "Four Angels", Henry gives a surprisingly vicious one to his older brother Charlie (especially considering that most of Chick's Christians are polite and docile almost to a fault), suggesting that his adultery means that he is beyond redemption, and that he's a false Christian and enemy of God.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'', Norman gives one to his brother Gordon after [[UngratefulBastard Gordon complains about Norman "shoving him" to save him from danger]], showing that Gordon's too stupid to realize that Norman has been saving his life since they were children.
-->'''Norman''': For the last time... I didn't push you. I saved you. And if you're too stupid to realize that, then it's pretty damn obvious I shouldn't have even bothered. You're not worth saving. You're not worth anything. You... are worthless. I should have let you die.\\
''(Gordon stares at him)''\\
'''Norman''': Oh, what's this? Did your face register a brief flicker of comprehension? Amazing. Did something get through to that tiny pea brain of yours? It's about time. Rise and shine, Gordon. You're not a doctor. You're not a hero. You're a helpless dope. Truth hurts. Life sucks. But it's time to wake up... and smell the ashes.\\
'''Gordon''': *sniffle*\\
'''Norman''': You need to cry? Fine. Take a minute. Take five. When you're done, join me in the real world.
* In ''Webcomic/CucumberQuest'', Nautilus rips "Count Legato" a new one after he accidentally breaks her cellphone[=/=][[SummonMagic Instrument of Summoning]]. She refuses to continue the self-insert play he forced them into--in which he cast her as the love interest--calls him a creep, and says that this is why he can't get anyone to like him, reducing him to tears [[spoiler:and causing his magic contact lens to fall out]].
* ''Webcomic/DeerMe'' features a yearly comic convention arc, one of which was made especially tense due to the usual crew being accompanied by a {{Jerkass}} otter with UngratefulBastard tendencies. Eventually, he pushes it too far and finally gets called out for his behavior.
-->'''Viana''': As for ''you'', you irritating, whiny, obnoxious, annoying, overbearing, selfish, self-centered, arrogant, and rude ''jerk'', start appreciating when people do you favors or get used to being left on the side of the road! And don't try to give me attitude! I have more attitude just deciding whether I want syrup or jam ''on my pancakes''!
* In ''Webcomic/DeviantsOfArt'' has a rather short explanation the character Slite gives off to minor villain Jackler, saying simply that he's completely outclassed by other villains and is not much of a threat in the grand scheme of things.
* One of the [[Webcomic/TheDragonDoctors Dragon Doctors]] usually gives one to the villain of the arc. I.e., Mori to [[spoiler: Udo]] in chapter 9, and Sarin to [[spoiler: Elizabeth]] in chapter 10.
* ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'':
** Right when Joyce is having an epiphany in the middle of Leslie's class, Roz lashes out at her. She points out that Joyce was quite the fundamentalist up until now, acts very sarcastic about her realization, and calls her out when Joyce criticizes the church, saying bluntly that she was a part of the problem. She also takes a jab at Dorothy, saying that she enabled Joyce's ignorance.
** When Joyce runs out of the classroom in tears as a result of this, Leslie (briefly) calls out Roz for being hypocritical. She says that the whole point of a Gender Studies class is to ''learn'', so Roz being angry at Joyce about her past beliefs isn't helpful, especially now that Joyce understands why she was wrong.
--->'''Roz:''' So Joyce just gets a pass for ignoring and shouting over gay people for the first eighteen years of her life?\\
'''Leslie:''' ...said the ''straight girl'' to the ''gay girl'' who's been asking her to shut up for the past five minutes.
** Just as Ruth starts trying to redeem herself for her past bullying, previously minor character Rachel wades into her with a brutal dismissal of the entire concept of redemption. It's harsh, misguided, and potentially dangerous to several bystanders — but it's also a formidable corrective to the idea of an EasilyForgiven villain.
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Susan [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1794 delivers]] one to Tom after he tries to justify his [[ManipulativeBastard manipulative tendencies]] by saying everyone tells white lies.
* Defied in ''Webcomic/{{Erma}}''. Emiko, pissed that [[AbusiveParents her father Osamu]] is trying to act like a kind person and that the past never happened, ''attempts'' to give one of these by going down the long list of all the ways he was not only horribly abusive to Emiko and the rest of her siblings but also her husband Sam. As soon as she's done speaking, [[spoiler:he not only reminds her just [[OneWingedAngel how overwhelmingly powerful he still is]] but drops the bombshell that she and Sam [[ILetYouWin never actually defeated him all those years ago]]. He discovered where they were and where they were going the day after they escaped, and could have easily destroyed their happy little suburban life with their daughter Erma at any point in the past decade. He doesn't care if she (or the rest of siblings, for that matter) forgives him or not because, frankly, he's still their father regardless]]. He happily bids her a good night, while she spends both the immediate aftermath and most of the following day in a ThousandYardStare.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Exiern}}'', Tiffany gives one to the entire assembled court after they were about to let Coriander (A CorruptChurch leader [[spoiler: outed as a pedophile]]) walk away free due to LoopholeAbuse (an escape [[GenderBender he]] cuts short after [[spoiler: resigning his position within the royal court and castrating Coriander]]).:
-->'''Tiffany''': If the Alliance thinks that squabbling over arcane traditions and legal loopholes, while a [[spoiler:provable child molester]] walks away, is '''civilization''', then you have all failed at it. Miserably. [[BarbarianHero My people]], who you call savages, know better. This is not a land of reason, it is institutionalized madness, and [[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt I'll have no part in it]].
* In ''Webcomic/FateGamersOnly'': Rikku delivers a lengthy and ''vicious'' one of these to Jason upon meeting him in Okeanos, calling him out on his spoiled-brat narcissism, on how the gods gave everything to him on a silver platter, on taking the credit for the Argonauts' heroics for his own, and about how he used Medea, who loved him, and then threw her away when she was no longer useful to him. Her speech is so vicious that pretty much everyone with her, including Da Vinci and Roman back in Chaldea, is in complete shock at the sheer menace and hatred in her voice, as well as being deemed as going a little bit too far by a number of the fanbase. It also ends up [[RageBreakingPoint pissing off Jason enough to send Heracles after the group.]]
-->'''Jason:''' So disrespectful. My name should be called with awe and worship.
-->'''Rikku:''' "Awe and worship?!" I think you mean "contempt and derision!" God damn it, of all the useless, sub-human, selfish, greedy Greek "heroes", why the hell did our enemy have to be ''Jason?!''
-->'''Jason:''' --Hah?!
-->'''Rikku:''' What, are those slabs of cartilage on the sides of your head just for decoration?! [[OhWait Ah, wait, I forgot]]: of course they are! You probably never listened to ''anything'' anyone tried to tell you if it wasn't ''exactly'' what you wanted to hear. You never worked a day in your f*ckin' life! In fact, you make ''Blackbeard'' look like an upstanding, hardworking citizen! In order for you to be king, Hera first set things up so that you would be given a task from the uncle who usurped the throne, and then gathered the Argonauts. Throughout the whole voyage, all the great feats you took credit for were done by the Argonauts, ''not'' you! In Colchis, you couldn't even be bothered to try the tasks the king gave you! In fact, Hera arranged things with Aphrodite so that the king's daughter, Medea, would be compelled to love you. Because of that, she helped you steal the Fleece. ''She even killed her own brother for you!'' And how did you thank her?! When she was of no further use to you, you told Medea that she didn't deserve any thanks from you, because Medea's love for you was due to Aphrodite, and you threw her away! You're no hero. Hell, you're not even an anti-hero. You're just ''scum!'' You ''never'' should have left a mark on history, but the gods favored you! Honestly, I bet the reason they favored you was because they were bored and wanted to watch a comedic tragedy! Death is too good for the likes of you. If I could, I'd rip you to pieces with my bare hands. Slowly. Starting with your toes and fingers, and make you watch the entire time.
* It’s a recurring theme in ''Webcomic/GetSchooled''. Most arcs end on a high note with an epic call-out on the baddies.
** The wardens of the Teacher's Rights Protection Agency (TRPA) will always reprimand schoolyard bullies over what [[TeensAreMonsters horrible monsters]] they are and call them out over how they abuse their victims, [[ATasteofTheirOwnMedicine often while delivering a]] NoHoldsBarredBeatdown. When the bullies refuse to get the message and karma ends up biting them in the ass, the wardens point out what their horrible actions led to and tell them that they have only themselves to blame.
** Not even adult bullies are immune to this. Whether it be a SadistTeacher or AbusiveParent, the wardens will always tell them off over the treatment of their defenseless and underage victims, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown while at the same time dishing out]] ATasteOfTheirOwnMedicine.
* ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'':
** Ki goes to speak with Patty on Dexter's behalf, as he had been seeking to reconcile with her after the [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Bog of]] [[DeepImmersionGaming Bloodbath]] incident (which Ki acknowledges was a mistake on his part). When Patty proves unwilling to bend, Ki responds by telling her that her negative and caustic personality is driving people away from her, and Dexter shouldn't bother with her.
** Nick to his counterpart after Nega-Nick laughs at Ki's love for Nick.
--->'''Nick''': What I see in her, Emperor, is a noble heart, a fiery spirit, and a love deeper than I could hope to imagine. All things you could [[EvilCannotComprehendGood never understand]]. All you know is [[ManipulativeBastard deceit and treachery]], how to use others and [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness throw away what remains.]] I've [[UnwittingPawn been used before]], and it sickens to see that trait in myself... in you, [[EvilCounterpart the mirror of what I could become]]. But it also reminds me that our choices are not absolute. People can change. Choices can change. So I'm giving ''you'' [[LastSecondChance a choice]]. End this now. Let me and my friends go.
** Trudy gets several back-to-back ones in a dream from Ki, Fooker, Dr. Nefarious, Todd, Chuck, and [[FutureMeScaresMe her future self]], telling her that she has betrayed everyone close to her and the consequences of her actions will catch up with her.
** In the flashback arc about Ki's relationship with Sam, Fooker gives Ki a brief one after she denies highly credible rumors of Sam cheating on her, calling her out on being a LoveMartyr for Sam and making excuses for his poor treatment of her.
--->'''Fooker''': What's ''wrong'' with you? Are you ''sure'' you're [[CallBack the same chick who]] [[GroinAttack crunched my boys]]? [[FetishizedAbuser Sam treats you like dirt]]. He ignores you, he walks all over you, and when half the campus says he cheated on you, you ''defend'' him!
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', Tarvek enacts ExtremeMeleeRevenge against Zola all while [[https://girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110117 explaining exactly why]]:
-->'''ENOUGH! ENOUGH!''' You vicious, poisonous remnant of my stupid family's stupid '''interference --''', with your '''stupid schemes''' and your '''stupid backstabbing plots --''' I have lost my '''castle!''' My '''muses!''' My '''town!''' My hand is revealed to those '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis bastard! Upstart! Wulfenbachs!]]''' You and Lucrezia have done '''nothing''' but '''destroy my life and my plans,''' and '''now''' you're trying to destroy the '''one bright spot I have left-- AND THAT I WILL NOT PERMIT!'''
* ''Webcomic/GirlsWithSlingshots'' delivers one to the antagonistic Candy the Carnivore about her hatred for Maureen, especially after the latter [[spoiler:marries Jameson]]. Hilariously, this is delivered by Clarice [[spoiler:the dominatrix]]. [[spoiler:She blows it off on the basis that "I'm Jameson's friend, not yours", so Jameson gives her one too. This one hits a little harder because up until now she's been deluding herself into thinking that her vitriolic pranks were harmless japes that Maureen is just too sensitive to appreciate, and then finally she pushes Jameson to the breaking point and he tells her in no uncertain terms that she's not his friend, and in fact, she's more like the exact opposite of a friend, and he's beginning to have honest doubts that she ever was what one would qualify as a "friend"]].
* Julian in ''Webcomic/TheGuideToAHealthyRelationship'' is suffering from hallucinations, their younger selves or their reflection constantly telling him how worthless and inept they are and that Julian should just finally kill themselves. After years of living with horrendous mental conditions, Julian has learned to mostly ignore this, but that doesn't make it any less awful.
* In ''Webcomic/GuildedAge'', Scipio gives Rachel one after [[spoiler:her former sisters poison Frigg and kidnap E-merl.]]
-->'''Scipio:''' Faith's your strength, but your prayers are lacking muscle lately.[...]Which endangers us all. Didn't know you cared so little about us.\\
'''Rachel:''' I care ''everything'' for you! You are my broth- comrades! You let me do works of good and greatness!\\
'''Scipio:''' And yet we mean no more to you than anyone else.\\
'''Rachel:''' Of course you do!\\
'''Scipio:''' So "loving all others equally" is actually impossible. Sounds good on parchment, but you never practiced that doctrine. Ever. You just made it an excuse when kissing E-merl got too scary. And now he's about to be hunted to death. I can't save him on my own. You love us? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuckin' prove it.]]
* In [[https://tapas.io/episode/2166567 this]] ''Webcomic/{{Heartstopper}}'' strip, Nick delivers a two-for-one speech to both his [[DisappearedDad absentee father]] Stéphane, on one of his [[VisitByDivorcedDad rare visits]], and to his [[BigBrotherBully homophobic bully of an older brother]] David, who was about to [[ForcedOutOfTheCloset out Nick and his boyfriend Charlie]] to their father at the dinner table.
--> '''Nick:''' ''(to Stéphane)'' I'm bisexual, he's gay, I'm surprised you haven't worked it out from how much I talk about him on the phone! I've been stressing out about how to tell you for months, you know what? I honestly don't care what you think! You don't even care enough to see us more than once a year! ''(to David)'' And you!\\
'''David:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]] \\
'''Nick:''' My whole life, you've tried to bully me into hating myself, just because you hate yourself. Well, it's not working! I like how I am. I like my life! So why don't you [[PrecisionFStrike fuck off]] and focus on your own problems.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Henchgirl}}'', Coco gives Mary a short, but harsh, one [[spoiler:before Mary tries to kill Amelia. “She (Amelia) isn't the one who's ruined your life. Think about it logically. You ruined your *own* life.” ]] Ouch.
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
** Karkat may be a violent, bitter {{Jerkass}} but even he [[EvenEvilHasStandards is disgusted]] with Vriska's ChronicBackstabbingDisorder, and calls her out for it [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2178 here.]] He also points out how Vriska can't even manipulate others without resorting to forceful MindControl; Vriska's retaliation at the end [[IResembleThatRemark only proves his point!]]
** Doc Scratch gives her [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2202 another one]] later on in the series.
** Jade [[BewareTheNiceOnes of all people]] delivers a rather brutal one to Karkat [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2852 here]], harshly criticizing him for his horrible treatment of others, ''including'' himself (due to the time travel aspects involved). What's even better is that Karkat's future self (who had already apologized to Jade) joins in [[IHatePastMe to criticize present Karkat also]], and they start bickering, [[IResembleThatRemark effectively proving Jade's point!]] Better still, ''both'' Karkats are moved by the same discussion, meaning Jade's tirade ''affected Karkat twice!!'' Later, present Karkat admits he was a jerk, but defends his tendency to call out his other selves, since it means that he realizes and admits his own mistakes. Jade accepts the apology.
** Karkat later gives another one to [[spoiler: Eridan]], or rather, his past self, after he [[spoiler: kills Feferi and Kanaya]]. Of course, since the [[spoiler:Eridan]] he's talking to is weeks in the past, he not only has no clue what Karkat's talking about but also thinks Karkat is hitting on him.
** And later Jane, having hit her RageBreakingPoint, has delivered one to Jake, chewing him out for being self-centered and thoughtless.
** Vriska delivers one to her [[OtherMeAnnoysMe alternate self]] [[spoiler: who was killed by Terezi and has been hanging in the afterlife since]] about how much of a loser she is. Unlike the other examples, she's completely unjustified and resorting to schoolyard bully-level insults, and the whole point of doing so is to feel better about herself. Ultimately, the speech only serves to show what a selfish egomaniac the main Vriska is.
** In the sequel, ''Webcomic/HomestuckBeyondCanon'', Terezi [[https://homestuck2.com/story/126 lays into]] Dirk and Rose for being boring to be around, to the point where they're on a completely untouched planet, things to see and do that no-one has ever seen or done before...and Dirk and Rose have holed up in a cave to [[ContemplateOurNavels contemplate their navels]] and swap philosophy puns.
* ''Webcomic/InanimateExperiments'': After getting captured and tortured by Testtube, OJ gives this to Salt.
-->'''OJ''': You know what!? We wouldn't be here if it wasn't you! You should've listened!\\
'''Salt''': W-what?\\
'''OJ''': YEAH! It's YOUR fault! You follow me around like a dog but couldn't even listen when it was IMPORTANT!
* ''Webcomic/{{Katamari}}'' has [[AttentionWhore Ace]] give such a speech to the Prince and the Future!Prince, who have been busily [[PlotTailoredToTheParty gathering allies]] to prevent the BadFuture. Of course, this is Ace [[PsychologicalProjection projecting]], rather than giving an accurate assessment of our hero.:
-->'''Ace:''' Back to your old tricks again, Prince? Let me guess... there's a crisis, and you're trying to be TheHero, right? And now you've made [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight two of yourself]] [[InsaneTrollLogic so that you can take twice the credit]]. Typical Prince. Can't share the spotlight with anyone but himself. If you were really concerned with saving the day instead of inflating your own ego, you'd look for help from the one guy around here who can actually get the job done: [[ItsAllAboutMe ME]]. I'm sure you were trying to keep this whole thing a secret so I wouldn't outshine you. Luckily for whoever is in danger, you can't leave me behind, because I'm always one step ahead! So what do you think, Prince? Are you willing to admit your arrogance, set aside your vanity for once, and ask me for help?
* ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons'': [[FusionDance Allicio]] and White Chain slam each other with these during their fight in the ''King of Swords'' arc. White Chain accuses Allison of being [[NotSoDifferentRemark no better than the Demiurges they fight]] - just another [[WhatTheHellHero power-crazed thug misusing their Key]] - while Allicio calls White Chain out on her inflexibility, her [[HolierThanThou attitude]], and her ControlFreak habits.
-->'''White Chain:''' At every chance, you act without consideration. You seek power without thought. Try as I might, I cannot make you escape your nature. You are not a savior, or a victim! You are merely one more of the ''ruiners of Heaven'' - of those who [[AmbitionIsEvil seek to choke this world with their own ambition]]. I name you as you are - ''DEMIURGE!''\\
[Some SupernaturalMartialArts later]\\
'''Allicio:''' You're so afraid of your code. Afraid of your "brothers". Afraid of ''yourself''...I couldn't have made it this far without your training...but you weren't even ''paying attention''. You're so obsessed with controlling everything that you can't even see that we might actually ''win''.\\
'''White Chain:''' [[AndThenWhat AND THEN WHAT?]] Would you return the Key to the rightful heir? ''You?'' You, whose only talent is violence? You will not listen. You will not do the right thing. So I will make the decision ''for'' you.\\
[Several more pages of SupernaturalMartialArts and yelling at each other later]\\
'''Allicio:''' The ''shell'' [[VerbalTic tha keepst around thee]]...it's more than stone. And that's coming from ''both'' of us. You'll never ''learn'', you'll never ''change'', and you'll never admit to yourself who you really ''are''. You can't even ''cheat at cards''. '''What chance do you have?'''
* ''Webcomic/LasLindas'' has Tiare ''finally'' deliver a much needed T.R.Y.S.S to CreatorsPet Miles on [[http://laslindas.katbox.net/?p=549 page 273]].
* ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'':
** Although almost entirely offscreen, Sniper Wolf's speech deserves a mention because it is such a literal example.
--->'''Sniper Wolf''': ''(to Ocelot)'' ... and zat's ze sixty-seventh reason you suck.
** We also have this one from Big Boss during Liquid's near-death experience after being stabbed through by the Cyborg Ninja.
--->'''Big Boss''': You should've seen that coming, you know. You always were inferior. Not your fault, really. You were made that way. The leftovers from the process of creating my true successor. Deny it all you like, you're just not the right stuff - literally. Everyone sees it except you.\\
'''Ocelot''': Liquid, you're an idiot, and your mom is an ugly whore.\\
'''Mantis''': You suck so hard a ''black hole'' couldn't escape ''you.''\\
'''Wolf''': I alvays thought zat level of incompetence vould be hard to achieve, but you make it look so ''easy''!\\
'''Ninja''': you wouldn't last five seconds against me in a fight.\\
'''Big Boss''': Would you hurry up and die already? Watching your life flash before your eyes is just depressing the ''hell'' out of me. Just give up. You're too weak.
* ''Webcomic/LovelyPeople'': [[spoiler:Peony]] gives one to her [[FairWeatherFriend "friends"]] on Tooter when they denounce her for posting anti-Alizongle messages, while recording an "apology video" as requested.
-->"WHAT?!! You think you're BETTER than me!?! [[SarcasmMode Oh, you're SUUUUCH good people! You're TOOOTALLY not fakers like I am! You totally weren't my "friends" because my score was good, and you didn't abandon me as soon as it went down!]] You know who wouldn't have abandoned me? My BEST FRIENDS, who I totally abandoned! Also, you wanna know what I really think of [[OneWorldOrder the World Council]] and [[MegaCorp Alizongle]]? This! ''(moons the camera)''
* ''Webcomic/MagickChicks'': [[{{Ninja}} Tandy]] delivers one to Melissa, in chapter 16, after safeguarding her for a week following [[spoiler: the teleportation incident]], during which, Mel does nothing but sulk. But Tandy's patience [[RageBreakingPoint reaches its limit]] when Melissa goes on a tangent [[http://www.magickchicks.com/strips-mc/that_look as if she were the only one]] who'd been affected, causing Tandy to step out of the shower and belt her before verbally laying into her.
-->'''Tandy: (at Melissa)''' "[[ItsAllAboutMe You think you're the only one]] whose life got ruined that day?! [[spoiler: [[UncertainDoom Amelia and Gaby are DEAD! Faith is DEAD]]]]!! The school is lost - the world is next! We don't have time for crybabies! [[GetAholdOfYourselfMan Grow some ovaries]] '''[[http://www.magickchicks.com/strips-mc/the_world_is_next AND WOMAN UP!!"]]'''
* Quite a few good ones in ''Webcomic/{{Megatokyo}}''. Among them are Piro telling off Miho for screwing with a drunken and upset Largo, Kimiko screaming at Ed for his outrageous behavior (very welcome, as he spends most of the time as a SmugSnake before the lecture), and Largo drunkenly ordering Piro not to be a "losher" with Kimiko.
* In ''Webcomic/MonsieurCharlatan'', [[http://monsieur-charlatan.com/archive/page-11/ the inspector to Isidore]].
* Billy Thatcher from ''Webcomic/{{morphe}}'' gets tired of Amical trying to be kind to the seedlings while still holding them prisoner and hostage. After being denied a newspaper he launches into an angry rant. The end result is [[http://morphe.thewebcomic.com/comics/1809766/chapter-2-page-32-tantrum/ Amical bursting into tears.]] In his own words:
-->'''Billy:'''What the hell is your problem?! It's a goddamned newspaper! Do you want to threaten to shoot me if I tarnish your precious newspaper with my hands?! You take my time and livelihood away right before the biggest moment of my life and now I have to beg for a newspaper like I'm a dog?! What kind of greedy bastard are you?! You're a kidnapper, a murderer, and to call yourself a host is an insult to the word and the English language!
* Drew Brees gives a brutal one to Roger Goodell in "Week 7" of ''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook'' after he tells the players that their foul language and actions are giving the league a bad name:
--> Brees: "Oh eat a fat dick, Goodell. Everyone knows DAMN well the reason you made a big whiny stink over Bountygate. It was so when you get sued up the ass in that massive concussions lawsuit, you can create the false appearance that you give two craps about player safety. Meanwhile, you're desperately pushing for an 18-game season so you and your fat cat owner buddies can make a few extra million a year. And you don't give a DAMN that the wear and tear from those extra games will shorten players' careers and lifespans. So please, spare us your phony-ass righteous indignation over our little chitchats.Take your Bountygate suspensions and your moralistic bullshit and shove them right up your ginger freckled ass.----
* There is a doozy in ''Webcomic/NipAndTuck'', delivered by Zelda Porcupine to [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed film director Michael Moby]].
--> "Lemme spell it out for ya, Punkin. ''You're not a big-shot anymore.'' You're a joke and everybody knows it. All those actors and politicians and other big-shots you hung out with? ''You're not one of them.'' They don't even ''like'' you -- they never did. The only reason they let you hang out with them... is because they thought your ''crappy propaganda films'' would torpedo the president's re-election, and when ''that'' didn't pan out, they ''wiped you off their shoes.'' You're a nasty little man who made his name pandering to the ''frat-house socialists'' and ''gutter-Parisians'' with ''libelous drivel'' that any ''twelve-year-old'' with access to Google could refute in ''thirty minutes' time''. You're an embarrassment and a liability now, and they've ghettoed you out to the D-List crowd. So give it up, Mikey-Baby, 'cause no matter how many "Documentaries" you make... you're still just the ''fat, homely, unpopular little toady'' that the ''cool kids'' all ''laugh at'' when he's not around."
** She then goes on to state that she feels like she "stole the ''pudding cup'' from a ''retarded kid's lunch''".
* Ma-ri gives a grand one to So-Hoo in ''Webcomic/OrangeMarmalade'' after finding out he [[spoiler:made her life a living hell by appearing on television and making a large amount of humans believe all vampires are like him (aka. happy to kill anybody)]] just so he could buy a videogame console.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' is chock-full of these, mostly because of its huge library of complex characters who really need to hear one once in a while, and characters who desperately want to tell people off on their side of the story (or philosophy).
** In the prequel book ''[[Recap/TheOrderOfTheStickOnTheOriginOfPCs On the Origins of PCs]]'', Roy's first party (before he formed the titular order) becomes upset with him when he saves a group of Orcs from being killed (they weren't actually doing anything wrong) because this means no money and no experience points.
--->'''Roy:''' They weren't doing anything wrong. We're supposed to kill them because they like music?\\
'''[[{{Jerkass}} Paladin]]:''' Um, '''YES!''' We're adventurers, [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint randomly killing things is what we do]]!\\
'''Roy:''' Yeah? Well, count me out then. I may find that I need to kill creatures in the service of some higher duty, or for self-defense, but I refuse to kill anyone because it's slightly more convenient than talking to them. [[AndAnotherThing And another thing:]] [[UriahGambit The way you treat Durkon disgusts me]]. Sure, he may be [[{{Jerkass}} surly and unpleasant]], but maybe he's only that way because he's been mistreated by [[HumansAreBastards humans like you for so long]]. You couldn't pay me enough to quest with you again. [[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt I quit]].
** Redcloak gets one from Right-Eye in ''[[Recap/TheOrderOfTheStickStartOfDarkness Start of Darkness]]'':
--->'''Redcloak:''' Look, I've spent my entire life...\\
'''Right-Eye:''' Your life? Your LIFE?? Brother, you may have had a life'''time''' but you haven't had a '''life''' since the day you put on that cloak. Life is about growing -- growing older, growing wiser, growing closer to your loved ones. But you, you're frozen in time. You're the same angry kid who took that artifact off of your master's corpse that day.
** The mother of all these, however, comes at the end of ''[[Recap/TheOrderOfTheStickStartOfDarkness Start of Darkness]]''.
--->'''Xykon:''' I now have every confidence that you will act to serve my interests from now on, even when I'm not really around to supervise you. I know that you'll protect my phylactery if my body is destroyed.\\
'''Redcloak:''' You don't know that... I could wait until someone defeated you, and then--\\
'''Xykon:''' And then face [[spoiler:the realization that if you destroy my phylactery, you [[SunkCostFallacy killed Right-Eye over nothing. Nothing at all]]]]. And you don't have the balls for that.\\
'''Redcloak:''' I-I can [[spoiler:raise him from the dead! I'm a Cleric, I just have to]]--\\
'''Xykon:''' Ah, but he'll know. [[spoiler:He'll remember that you killed him to protect me, and he'll know you for what you are: My willing slave.]] And man, you REALLY don't have the balls for that.\\
'''Redcloak:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone What have I done?]]\\
'''Xykon:''' So therefore, you're just going to continue following me and doing whatever I order you to do. Because as long as you're loyal to me, I'll let you pretend this never happened. We'll just go about our daily business, and you can hide from the horrifying truth of what you've become -- [[spoiler:namely, a murderer who just killed his own baby brother in cold blood]]. And hey, we can both pretend that you don't really have any options about any of the despicable actions I ask you to take from here on out -- [[spoiler:rather than acknowledging that, like Right-Eye, you do in fact have a choice. But unlike Right-Eye there, you're too chickenshit to ever make it]]. You'll obey me forever now, because I give you an excuse for your inexcusable behaviour. Now, are you going to stand there and tell me that I'm wrong?... Didn't think so. As a reward for your honesty there, I'll let you in on a little evil secret. What I said up there to [[spoiler:Dorukan]] about overwhelming force? That's only part of Colonel Xykon's secret recipe for winning. It's not just about raw power, it's also about how far you're willing to debase yourself before feeling bad. And me? I ripped off my own living flesh so that I wouldn't have to admit weakness. You're strictly little league compared to that. That right there? That's the difference between bonafide true Evil with a capital "E" and your whiny "evil, but for a good cause," crap. [[EvilerThanThou One gets to be the butch, and one gets to be the bitch]] -- '''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]'''.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0127.html Strip #127]] has Vaarsuvius tear into Elan over his rather insensitive portrayal of wizards. [[spoiler:This drives Elan to tears and causes Vaarsuvius to realize what they said was out of line.]]
--->'''Vaarsuvius:''' '''THAT IS ENOUGH!''' I will allow you to mock neither me nor my noble mystical profession any longer! You are NOT a wizard, powerful or otherwise! You are, in fact, a simpering buffoon without the brain power required to dress yourself, much less manage the lowliest of cantrips. You are not but a fool, an addle-brained fool!!
** Roy gives Miko [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0250.html a thorough]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0251.html thrashing]].
--->'''Roy:''' You're not Good, at least not any definition of Good that I would want to follow. [[LawfulStupid You follow the letter of the alignment description while ignoring its intent]]. Sure, you fight Evil, but when was the last time you showed a "concern for the dignity of sentient beings"? You're just a mean, socially inept bully who hides behind a badge and her holier-than-thou morality as excuses to treat other people like crap.
** Redcloak gives one to [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0372.html Miko]], combining it with NotSoDifferentRemark. However, not only is Miko unimpressed, but Redcloak being quite {{hypocrit|e}}ical. [[spoiler:Not only did Redcloak make Xykon the unholy abomination against life that he is, but Redcloak would be dead without divine intervention making his life unnaturally long and immune to disease.]]
** Xykon pauses his duel with Roy to ask him if he'd like to postpone the battle so that he (Roy) can go off and train and [[TookALevelInBadass take a few levels]] so that he'll be a more WorthyOpponent. He's being completely sincere as well. As he says, "Great heroes make great villains."
** The bureaucratic Deva who processes Roy's first death has a [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0491.html good one against Roy's dad]]. Short version: Eugene abandoned a Blood Oath and died of old age; Roy got killed trying to fulfill the same Blood Oath which he had no particular reason to give a shit about besides his dad telling him that until Xykon gets killed, the Greenhilt family as a whole doesn't get to go to heaven. So Roy gets to go to heaven while Eugene doesn't because Roy is, in no uncertain terms, ''better than him''.
** Xykon [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0657.html gives a nasty one to Vaarsuvius]], lecturing on what it means to have ''actual'' power. Rather than break V's spirit, this exact speech was ''exactly what V needed to hear to figure out how to destroy Xykon''. V then proceeds to completely humiliate Xykon with a 1st level wizard class feature and a 3rd level spell, and the help of a paladin. All because Xykon woke V up to the fact that power isn't just high-level spells, but instead is whatever will accomplish your current goal.
** Redcloak delivers [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0830.html a downright nasty one]] to Tsukiko [[spoiler:right before ordering her wights to kill her]].
--->'''Redcloak:''' You're right, of course. About me. I have let you have your way, time and time again, because [[spoiler:stopping you would have disrupted the delicate balance between Xykon and myself]]. But now... right now... not stopping you will [[spoiler:upset that balance even more]]. Seize her.\\
'''Tsukiko:''' What the-? Sweeties, you need to listen to Mommy. Let go.\\
'''Wight:''' We're sorry, Old Mistress. Master gave us an order.\\
'''Redcloak:''' That's what you never understood about undead, Tsukiko. You treat them like people when they're nothing but bits of skin and bone and dark energy, glued together by magic into the shape of a man. See, the undead are tools. Powerful, dangerous tools. From the lowliest zombie to [[spoiler:Xykon himself]], the undead are just complex weapons that we make and aim at other people. All that differs is how direct or subtle our control is. For your beloved wights, one use of my Command Undead ability when I walked in was more than up to the task. For [[spoiler:our so-called master]], more creative strategies are required.\\
'''Tsukiko:''' [[spoiler:You don't control Xykon! He controls you!]]\\
'''Redcloak:''' Like I said: subtle.\\
'''Tsukiko:''' You bastard! Xykon will destroy you and every one of your filthy hobgoblin friends when he finds out about this.\\
'''Redcloak:''' Maybe. Would he react any better to the news that [[spoiler:I've been deceiving him, though]]? I highly doubt it. Because, let's be clear. If I tolerated your humiliating attempts to undercut my authority before -- it was only because killing you would [[spoiler:upset the delicate puppet strings upon which "Lord Xykon" unknowingly dances]]. But if you're going to stand here and tell me that you'll expose one of those strings to him? If you're going to be THAT stupid? There can be only one rational response to that. [[spoiler:Hold her until you drain the life from her. Then devour her corpse.]]
** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0881.html strip #881]], [[spoiler:Belkar, of all people, gives one to Roy that's a mix of this, WhatTheHellHero, and GetAHoldOfYourselfMan]].
** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0917.html strip #917]], Elan, of all people, calls his dad out on being WrongGenreSavvy.
--->'''Elan:''' You're wrong. You're wrong about everything. You only '''think''' you know what's supposed to happen. But '''we''' get to decide what sort of story this is and what role we play -- hero or comic relief. Or both at the same time.
** One of the shortest in the comic, yet no less accurate:
--->'''Julio:''' I think that's half your problem T. You always think everything is about you!
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1007.html Strip #1007]] has what may be the most painful one yet, since it's being delivered [[spoiler:by a spirit created from the recipient's own resentment. The High Priest of Hel harshly reminds Durkon that he actually wished for his own people to be damned to Hel at his lowest point, and that the High Priest himself ''is'' that wish brought to life by Hel]].
** [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1212.html Early on in the final book]], Minrah and Durkon give this to Redcloak, [[spoiler:who refuses to accept a deal with them to help prevent the world's destruction despite being told that 1) the Dark One is key to potentially containing the Snarl once and for all, and 2) if the gods destroy the world (again), the Dark One won't survive until the next one]]. Both of them call out Redcloak for not caring at all about the goblin people and being willing to sacrifice all of goblin-kind for the sake of his plan.
--->'''Minrah:''' You-you're putting a bunch of imaginary goblins in the future ahead of the ones alive right now! Aren't you their leader?? They follow you! You're just a... a big '''phony''', talking about stuff like equality and justice to make yourself feel better about shoving them off a cliff! I don't think you really care about them -- you just feel bad about '''not''' caring!!
** In [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1229.html strip #1229]], [[spoiler:Serini]] gives one to O-Chul and Lien for the Sapphire Guard's failures to protect the gates, expressing the belief that it would be safer to let Xykon gain control of the final gate than to let the world be destroyed.
--->''"You fools had four shots to try to stop Xykon and earn your preferred set of outcomes. You did squat all with it. Now we're on the brink of oblivion, thanks to you. Sorry, no fifth chances on [[spoiler:Aunt Serini]]'s watch. If I [[LaserGuidedAmnesia take you off the board]], there's no more conflict. No more conflict means no more chance of the Gate being destroyed, either accidentally or as some sort of misguided act of sacrifice."''
* ''Webcomic/OriginalLife'' had Janie, Fisk's daughter, giving one to the Justice Defender during the [[ArcFatigue Muffin Arc]].
-->'''Justice Defender''': Don't you know why those muffins are bad?\\
'''Janie''': We're not hurting anyone! We're not picking up fights! We're not working up mobs! ''We just like these!'' We like what Jeffery does and you’re NOT going to be able to stop us from supporting him! '''EVER!''' If you don’t like it, you need to really think about why, and ''get over it!'' The only people who consider you a hero are the people who can use you. Use you to fight their personal battles, and settle their petty grudges. Even a goon gets paid. You’re more like a ''slave''.
* In ''Webcomic/OwMySanity'', David gives one of these to Colette Pickman and by extension the entire {{Tsundere}} character type. He [[http://owmysanity.comicgenesis.com/d/20100827.html very]] [[http://owmysanity.comicgenesis.com/d/20100830.html calmly]] explains how her sudden reversal of interest tells him that she's either unstable or dishonest, and either way, he's not interested.
* ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'' has several of these, due in part to its anime influences:
** While [[BodySurf possessing]] [[spoiler:Jeff]], [[DemonicPossession Hijack]] delivers [[http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-65 one]] [[http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-66 to]] [[GangOfBullies Johnny and his gang]], calling them out for their bullying behavior.
--->'''Hijack:''' I. ''HATE.'' PEOPLE LIKE...\\
'''Hijack:''' ''(Points at [[TheBully Johnny]])'' ''YOU!''\\
'''Hijack:''' ''(Points at [[InTheHood R.J.]])'' AND ''YOU!''\\
'''Hijack:''' ''(Points at [[TheBigGuy Ollie]])'' AND ''YOU!!''\\
'''Hijack:''' I know your type. I saw it this morning. You're all just BULLIES fighting without a cause. How do you JUSTIFY leaving a helpless kid on the ground and the verge of tears? Oh, right: by never giving any poor sap you hurt a ''millisecond'' thought. You're kind or cruel on ''instinct'', protecting your ''friends'' and attacking ''anybody else''. Self-centered, without a scrap of AMBITION. Warriors of ''whim'' and ''base anger''. Honestly... ''(''PsychoticSmirk'')'' ...what a ''waste of good violence''. Your love for your friends just proves you've yet to access your brains' ''higher functions''. Kindness without a ''code'', cruelty that isn't ''calculating''... Can't you see it serves no purpose? I'll show you runts the true power of violence. Get ready to learn a lifelong lesson in ''pain!''
** Later, Hijack attempts to convince [[DeadpanSnarker Max]] that he (Hijack) is a [[BullyHunter bully-hunting]] AntiHero rather than a Villain. Max immediately [[http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-93 shoots him down]].
--->'''Hijack:''' I was aiming for that ''Johnny Jhonny''. HE'S the one who needed to learn a lesson.\\
'''Max:''' ...Yeah, maybe he ''did''.\\
'''Hijack:''' Huh?? Really? [[MoodWhiplash D— Do you want to come by my house some time and play Wii Sports!]]\\
'''Max:''' But not from ''you''. If [[spoiler:JEFF]] wants to give Johnny a smack on the face, he's earned it. But ''you're not [[spoiler:Jeff]]''. You think he wants you to go on a rampage in his name??\\
'''Hijack:''' Hmph. People like him are too weak and too scared to fight back against bullies. But I was born strong, so I can quell their senseless violence with ''violence of my own''. '''I''' can wield the '''true''' power of v—\\
'''Max:''' OHH, THE TRUE POWER OF VIOLENCE LOOK AT ME I'M A [[BrainMonster FLOATING RAISIN]] WITH A BELIEF SYSTEM\\
'''Max:''' [[ShutUpHannibal SHUT]] ''[[ShutUpHannibal UP]]''\\
'''Max:''' You're just hurting people, dude! It's not a just cause just 'cause you found a jerk to be your punching bag! Look what your ''good deed'' DID! I know what you are, ''Hijack'', and you know what you ''feel like''.\\
'''Hijack:''' Don't... don't say it—\\
'''Max:''' A ''bully''.
** [[SymbioticPossession Lucifer]] ([[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant No, not]] [[{{Satan}} that one]]) gives [[WellIntentionedExtremist Mr. Spender]] a pretty [[http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-90 severe]] [[http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-91-92 one]] after Spender [[SecretStabWound lies to him about the severity of an injury]], despite the fact that Lucifer can [[{{Synchronization}} feel it]] through their PsychicLink, then proceeds to dismiss the idea of getting help from an old friend due to an unknown grudge. Lucifer, who's been there to witness Spender constantly get swayed away from their mutual objective by his own emotions, decides he can stand no more of it:
--->'''Lucifer:''' Do you want to know what your problem is?\\
'''Lucifer:''' You get scolded, feel guilty... you swear to keep blood off your hands and good in your heart. You fall for a taunt, you're angry... now it's no mercy, good's worth a sacrifice. [[VoiceOfTheLegion You're biTTER, you let a petty grudge keep you from aid and an old ally. You're pRIDEFul, you enshrine SHALLOW REAson, ignore warnings and consequences, unleash our dARKEST SECRet on]] ''[[VoiceOfTheLegion tWO CHILDREN]]''[[VoiceOfTheLegion — They'll ask qUESTIONS, Richard!]] You're SCARED, you cling to SAFE SOLUTIONS, knock on locked doors you should be ''KICKING DOWN!'' You're ''LONELY'', you start a ''SCHOOL CLUB''\\
'''Lucifer:''' you start a ''FAKE LIFE''\\
'''Lucifer:''' you live a ''FAKE PEACE'' in a ''DOOMED TOWN!''\\
'''Lucifer:''' I was TOO LENIENT. Your emotions don't DISTRACT you. They ''RULE'' you, pull you EVERY DIRECTION but FORWARD. You're the same trembling, terrified boy I fished out of the lake thirteen years ago, ''THAT'S'' your ''PROBLEM!!'' ''[{{Beat}}]'' ...Prove me wrong.
*** Fittingly, this one is the trope image on the [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech main trope page]].
%% * Giving these is basically Xander's only purpose in ''WebComic/{{Precocious}}''.
* ''Webcomic/QuentynQuinnSpaceRanger'' has an {{Energy Being|s}} inform a [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard]] parody that the only reason the Federation's idiotic socialist society works is [[http://www.rhjunior.com/quentyn-quinn-space-ranger-0041/ because he props it up with his cosmic powers]].
* ''Webcomic/Rain2010'':
** After Maria and Chanel are sent to the principal's office, two of the faculty members make some very homophobic comments. [[CoolAunt Fara]] doesn't stand for any of that.
--->'''Teacher 1:''' Kids these days. When did homosexuality get so trendy?\\
'''Teacher 2:''' Agreed. I'm just glad my son's not like that. I don't know what I'd do.\\
'''Fara:''' I would hope you'd love him unconditionally, regardless, because that's the only right answer. Both of you need to wake up! This isn't something new and it's not a trend. It's one thing to poke fun at me, but you're supposed to be role models for these kids. And yet you sound more like bullies to me. Your attitudes are disgusting. You don't have to agree with everything they do, but would it kill you to have a little respect for who they are?
** After [[spoiler:Rudy and Rain break up]], Rudy runs into Drew ([[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday who himself has been struggling with his sexuality]]). He's definitely not in the mood for it.
--->'''Drew:''' Hey, Rudy! Sorry to hear about you going back to the dark side. If you want, I could give you some tips on overcoming "the gay."\\
'''Rudy:''' Shut up, Drew! Just SHUT UP!\\
'''Drew:''' Uh...\\
'''Rudy:''' You didn't DO anything. You don't suddenly become gay, nor do you become magically cured of it. I am gay! I always was! [[IfItsYouItsOkay I liked one girl as an exception, and that was it]]! As for you: you're full of it and you're annoying! I don't know why you're doing this "[[AmbiguouslyGay sometimes gay and sometimes not]]" flip-flopping thing, but it needs to stop. Either be gay, be straight, or be bi. I don't really care. Just for the love of god, shut up!\\
'''Drew:''' ...\\
'''Rudy:''' ''(to Gavin)'' Sorry. I had a bit of a moment there, and just had to get that out.\\
'''Gavin:''' You don't need to apologize. I was just about to congratulate you on a job well done.
** In the wake of [[LovableAlphaBitch Emily]] [[TheReveal revealing]] [[spoiler:that she's pregnant with her ex's baby]], her former friend Debbie, jealous about how close she and Rain have become, confronts Rain on whether or not she knew. Rain tries to be civil and end things early, but after Debbie [[spoiler:clocks [[UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}} Rain]] as male and practically blames her for the pregnancy]], she lets her have it with the ''real'' reason Emily's been so distant.
--->'''Debbie:''' Hey! Where do you think you're going?! I'm not done w-\\
'''Rain:''' '''Shut up, Debbie!''' It was [[spoiler:her ex, Chase. He's the father]]. And I know you know that already. So just leave me alone.\\
'''Debbie:''' Wait. You're just going to walk away? How do you know I won't tell anyone about [[spoiler:you being a boy]]?\\
'''Rain:''' You mean you'll lie about it? If [[ItMakesSenseInContext that girl was any indication]], no one will believe you anyway. And even if they did, you'd only be tearing the rift between you and her open wider. You know, Emily only told me instead of you or Holly because she didn't want you guys to think less of her. She didn't want to be right, but she called it. From the very second you learned [[spoiler:she was pregnant]], you didn't even try to be there for her. You avoided her. Holly yelled at her. All during an already difficult time for her. If you were really her friends, you'd have made some effort to show support. But even now, it's more important for you to threaten me than to talk to her. She didn't abandon you. She was just scared. You abandoned her.
** Rudy delivers two of them in Chapter 35. The first after Maria [[spoiler:is expelled from St. Hallvard and runs away from home]], when their parents are figuring out what to do, complete with a healthy dose of CallingTheOldManOut.
--->'''Mrs. Strongwell:''' And why are you so against just calling the police to help.\\
'''Rudy:''' Probably because he doesn't want to admit it's his fault [[spoiler:she's gone]]. That she'd [[spoiler:still be here]] if you weren't so eager to punish us for being ourselves. [[CureYourGays Like that stupid camp, because you either don't know or don't care what places like that do to people.]]\\
'''Mr. Strongwell:''' Rudy!\\
'''Rudy:''' Or he's just relieved to [[spoiler:have one less queer kid to pretend to care about.]]\\
'''Mr. Strongwell:''' RUDY!\\
'''Rudy:''' I wouldn't blame her if she [[spoiler:never came back]]. Anything's better than being here with you.\\
'''Mr. Strongwell:''' If you know something, Rudy, you'd better tell us or you'll be finding yourself in camp tonight!\\
'''Rudy:''' Oh, so you ''do'' recognize it's a punishment after all. Very compassionate of you, dad.
** The second when [[TheBully Todd]] decides to confront him in the hall.
--->'''Todd:''' Yoooo, faggot!\\
'''Rudy:''' Oh, has your injury healed already? Here I was hoping my sister impaired your ability to talk. Wait. That's right! I forgot. That would've required her to actually hit you. You were only pretending to cry like a baby. Lord knows you wouldn't be here if she landed a punch.\\
'''Todd:''' Hey, watch it you miserable, little...\\
'''Rudy:''' If you're gonna do it, hurry up and do it. You've only been leaving me alone because my sister threatened you on Halloween, right? Because you're afraid of her. And with [[spoiler: Maria gone]], you think you're just top dog now, huh? Get over yourself. You were never on top. And someday, all the shit you put everyone through is gonna come back to bite you.\\
'''Todd:''' ''Shut up, you pain in the ass! Don't talk about me like you know me! You don't know my life!''\\
'''Rudy:''' And I don't care to either. I don't care how hard your life has been. [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse Whatever happened, it's no excuse to act the way you do to everyone.]] You know what, Todd? We all have stuff to deal with. I quietly cope with depression from being hated by a good chunk of my family and peers just for who I am. My dad is emotionally abusive and cares so much more about his kids being straight than being happy, that he's willing to literally torture us. I suffered a breakup a few months ago I still haven't gotten over. And knowing she moved on doesn't help either. And I no longer get to [[spoiler:see my sister every day- the most important person in my world-]] thanks to you. But you never see me beating anyone up. All my friends are traumatized in some way too, and they all find a way to still be decent people. You know how I cope, Todd? [[SadClown I just try to make my friends laugh.]] So you wanna talk about what you've been through, like that's a valid reason to be an asshole? Like that makes it okay to attack and berate people? Whatever gets you through the day. But don't act surprised and offended when it doesn't earn you any sympathy. Now, if you're gonna hit me, just hurry up and do it so I can go to class!
* Miharu gives a speech to [[AbusiveParent Kazou's father Kenta]] in ''Webcomic/RedString'' after [[spoiler: [[DrivenToSuicide Kazuo attempts suicide.]]]]
* The Hero of ''Webcomic/RPGWorld'' gives one to [[spoiler:the King of Langoria]] and eventually gets him run out of town.
* ''SHELTER'': The leader of the Nest Jackers gives one to [[FreudianExcuse Nogaku]] as a whole.
-->[[spoiler: Jay]]: I hate you. I hate your kind! Why is it so damn hard to just get your sh*t together? Do you think you're so special? That you have it so much worse than others? Why do innocent lives have to suffer from your ''weakness''?!\\
[[spoiler: Ruka]]: A...ha ha! My, my... are you an exorcist ''and mind reader'' as well? It almost sounds like my thoughts are being echoed back. I already know that I'm helpless. And I know... I'm far from the center of the universe. You can go on and hate me all you want, but... Do you honestly think I ''want'' to feel this way? That it's easy to just feel "okay" again?! Now, if you don't want you or your friend to get hurt, then just give me ''[[spoiler: Pom]]'s location''.
* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'':
** [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=104 This]] strip.
** A later event that happens several times to different characters is Baby Blue the succubus showing up to show the character how much they've contributed to the powers of Hell, either by corrupting others or by their own faults. She then [[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame congratulates them on their efforts]], and in Monique's case, ''offers her a paycheck'' for the million souls she's led into temptation.
** Blue also [[CreatorBreakdown paid the artist a visit]] at one point to compliment him on all the UnfortunateImplications of his earlier work in the series.
* ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned'' had Heathcliff "Cliff" Sinclair give one to Buwaro when Buwaro [[spoiler: was falling in love with Kieri]] which was particularly biting, to the point that Buwaro was actually reduced to tears in the last panel on the page. [[http://www.sdamned.com/comic/326 You can see it here.]]
* Bun-bun in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' gives a couple of these over the years:
** In "Oceans Unmoving", while defeating Calix in a duel as he speaks, Bun-bun tells him that his plan to free his people and let them take over one of the [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace high-tech pirate ships]] failed because it sucked; because they're too high-tech for untrained people to operate; and that he thus doomed his own people to be killed or taken by the attacking Admiral Jacobs. Actually Calix is lucky that Bun-bun finds amusement in breaking his spirit because otherwise he certainly couldn't have survived after antagonising Bun-bun.
** In "bROKEN", after dueling Oasis on equal terms but knowing it would be useless to kill her, Bun-bun tricks and traps her in a place where she can't escape. Then, with unusual GenreBlindness, he starts telling her how stupid she was to let herself be manipulated there and goes on to torture her with verbal images of her supposed beloved getting cuddly with someone else. This backfires nastily.
** He also teaches Kiki to give this reply to Dr. Schlock every time he asks anything metaphorically, this is a literal case of "Cause you SUCK!" which sticks so well that Schlock starts saying it himself. He also subverts this himself later on. "No Kiki I don't suck, I BLOW!"
** The zombie Jane also gives Gwynn one while she has her chained down and is about to eat her brain. If possible, it ends up even worse than with Bun-bun and Oasis.
--->'''Jane''': "The next time I ask you a question, how about you answer it straight away instead of going on and on about your friends and your book and your "magic?" I know ''real'' magic, Gwynn! Little tip? You have to have ''some'' spirituality or even a ''little'' depth for true magic, and you're as empty on both as your skull's about to be! Before you go, for the record? [[BerserkButton I ate your monkeys.]] ''Aw,'' [[TemptingFate I bet you wish you could smack me with your widdle magic now!]]\\
'''Gwynn''': (Looks up, GlowingEyesOfDoom)\\
'''Jane''': (OhCrap)
** At the end of "That Which Redeems," Torg does this after learning that [[spoiler:Alt-Riff kidnapped the person he thought was Alt-Torg and Alt-Kiki to replace their counterparts in that dimension, who died in one of his experiments]], and essentially, everything that happened in that arc is his fault.
--->'''Torg''': All of this, the death and the destruction, '''all of it''' so that you could have a chance to "set things right". [[SarcasmMode Bravo]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Spinnerette}}'' gives us a short, scientific one:
-->'''Spinnerette:''' If you'd studied spider biology a bit more, you'd know they get their strength from hydraulic muscles! The ''downside'' of this is that a spider doesn't have the ''dexterity to scratch its own back''!
* Cookiecutter and Spring Clean of ''Webcomic/StarMares'' deliver one [[http://fav.me/dak2pif tag-team style]] to the Huntress/[[spoiler:Fluttershy]] as they unravel her evil plan for [[spoiler: stealing the flutterponies' magic to brainwash the entire galaxy]]. Bonus points for delivering a 'You Suck' speech to a vampire.
* In [[http://arugadh.thecomicseries.com/comics/2 this]] installment of ''Tanking the Stone'', one dwarf character from ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' delivers a speech to Uther and Jaina for their inaction in response to Arthas's [[VideoGame/WarcraftIII Culling of Stratholme]].
-->'''Jaina''': I'm sorry, Arthas, I can't watch you do this.\\
'''Dwarf''': Ye canna watch?? Ye canna watch?!? Ye bletherin' orc-suckin' [[DirtyCoward COWARDS]]! He say he be slaughterin' a whole city, [[AccompliceByInaction an' all ye say is "oh-so-sad" an' walk away]]? Because ye canna watch? Ye arse-fer-brains, troll-shite, trogg-friggers! [[WhoDares HOW-DARE-YE]]?!?\\
'''Uther''' What did you call me?\\
'''Dwarf''': Stuff it in yer nethers, Uther! Ye can stop him! [[TheGoodKing Terenas]] would back ye! All yer men are with ye! Ye be na paladin. Ye be as much of a cowardly murderin' slime as he be!\\
'''Arthas''': Um-excuse me, young... dwarf?\\
'''Dwarf''': Just hold yer twistie tights, Artie! I na be through with these twa bloody arses yet! ''(to Jaina)'' An' ye, miss "I canna watch ye" bitch, spare me yer weepies-ERK!\\
''(Chromie teleports the dwarf away)''
* In ''Webcomic/{{Tetsuko}}'', Dr. Sonya Gannon lays one on crime boss Slade's henchman:
-->'''Sonya:''' And ''I'' will not "conduct business" with anyone who ''barges'' in here ''uninvited, scares'' my ''assistant'' half to death and ''smashes'' a perfectly good door. You now have ''three seconds'' [to get out of my lab]!
* In ''Webcomic/TryingHuman'', Shade explains to Rose's long estranged mother that her daughter's emotional wounds stem from having been abandoned by her. She does this in a methodical, calm way that only TheGreys can, while the other woman starts out smug, but is soon reduced to wailing that she never wanted to have Rose in the first place. To which Shade responds:
-->I continue to mother [[HalfHumanHybrid hybrids]] that die endlessly, never catching a foothold in this world. I will continue to mother until I am successful. Will you?
* ''Webcomic/{{Unordinary}}'': Cecile calls out Remi for acting too weak to put someone in their place, and as a result, she doesn't have a strong enough will to dominate someone and force out the information that she wants from Cecile. Cecile also calls out Remi for giving high-tiers a bad name by hanging out with people that are lower-tier than her such as Blyke and Isen, and even tried to help out a cripple (John) at one point.
* ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'': Duane receives one from [[HeelRealization ''himself'']] (a hallucinatory version) when he finds [[spoiler: Sara's]] corpse, pointing out how his hatred of Cresce has made him, frankly speaking, a bad person.
--->[[spoiler:'''Past Duane:''' Look at her. She's not yours. But she's yours.\\
'''Present Duane:''' Sette's friend?\\
'''Past Duane:''' Can that perfect memory even produce her name?\\
'''Present Duane:''' (remembering pulling her hair) Sara.\\
'''Past Duane:''' Hate has settled on the ruins of you like snow.\\
'''Present Duane:''' I owe this place nothing. '''Cresce''' caused this. '''All of it.''' Nobody came to help '''us'''-\\
'''Past Duane:''' I know. I was there. So much '''lost'''... A bleak fate, remarkably shaped; but God did not '''wholly''' smooth away the contour of his touch, and you thought you saw his fingerprints. You interpreted them; concluded there was some '''meaning.''' Now: slay a monster, defeat a queen, uncover a scheme-Will Hell open its gate? Might you '''bribe''' your way out, your undoing undone? Then home, home, '''home.''' [[SarcasmMode How they'll]] '''welcome''' [[SarcasmMode the long lost soldier.]] But even Lemuel did not know you.\\
'''Present Duane:''' ...He owes me nothing.\\
'''Past Duane:''' ...How '''kindly''' this ugly world has treated you. To a lonely father it made a gift of a girl so starved for love her hunger sharpened her teeth into fangs. But '''she''' wasn't '''yours'''. And you lost interest so quickly. The river carried you to a treasure trove. '''Within''' was all the rich '''meaning''' you've '''ever''' needed: to protect. To learn. To teach. To nurture. You chose to do '''none''' of those things. You've pursued '''easy''' meaning-a '''comfortable''' purpose-and trampled children underfoot even as they begged alms at the high walls of your hateful heart. Because '''you''' owed them '''nothing'''. God is '''unattainable''' by '''transaction'''. He's the prize of good men who fill '''every''' deserving hand hand with courage, sacrifice, and kinship. Good men keep no accounts, and are '''richer''' for it. But if the ledgers of '''this''' world are your meaning, Duane Adelier... Then '''rot''' in this world until '''better men reshape it.''']]
* ''Webcomic/WeakHero'':
** Teddy ropes a hapless student into tormenting Gray in his steed. Gray has no sympathy for the student when he says he had no choice and lays into him:
--->'''Gray:''' So, that lets you do despicable things to a stranger's back? In a pathetic attempt to preserve your body from pain? You fucking lowlife. If you're gonna run away, carry that weight yourself. ''Don't rope other people into your shit.''
** Once Gray takes down the bullies that hospitalised Stephen, he lays into the teachers who were complicit in letting the bullies get away with it, [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections all because their parents were influential figures.]]
--->'''Gray:''' That city representative Oscar Yang's second son, Oswald Yang. His repeated offenses of school violence were all minimized and covered up by the higher-ups, out of fear that the school's image might be tainted. '''Principal, Daryl Bae.''' Received a massive donation for the school from the chairman through Oscar Yang. And still unsatisfied, pocketed additional money from him personally. '''Vice-Principal, Gilbert Gu.''' Partnered with the principal to continuously monitor and keep students and teachers from leaking information. '''Teacher, Jerry Bang.''' Offered a deal by the other men, and falsified a report on the incident in favour of Oswald Yang and Bryce Oh. Such shallow-minded people you are... Running around trying to silence something that everyone and their mother knows. You'd have better luck trying to cover the sky with your hands.
** Gerard got a nice one in middle school after taking down one of the two residential bullies:
--->'''Gerard:''' Wow, are you serious? When I was looking for my next opponent, you hid away in the corner, but now that I have a broken finger, you come running to pick a fight... just to cry after getting hit a few times? You're so pathetic that I'm lost for words.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Widdershins}}'', Sidney and Ben deliver one to ''themselves'' in order to weaken the [[{{Pride}} spirit of Pride]] they are facing.
-->'''Ben:''' I've bumbled us through this whole thing! I have '''no''' idea how we're still alive!\\
'''Sidney:''' Oh, me neither! I've sort of been hoping everyone else knows what they're doing, because ''I'' really don't! I mean, I- I nearly cut your cousin in half!\\
'''Ben:''' And I just sat there and watched! Didn't do a thing!\\
'''Pride:''' But- but you '''must''' be proud of ''something''--\\
'''Ben:''' My entire education was worthless, ''again!''\\
'''Sidney:''' At least '''you''' actually graduated!
** And, eventually:
--->'''Ben:''' I have no friends! Only people obligated to be around me!\\
'''Pride:''' '''''STOP!'''''
* When Black Hat Guy's partner in ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' is greeted by a misogynistic pick-up artist attempting to make her feel bad about herself, she decides to [[http://xkcd.com/1027/ respond in kind]].
-->You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you ''are''. The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is ''you''.

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