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* A RunningGag in ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' is the phrase "[situation] is X, X forever!" (e.g. "At last that Hell Door is vanquished, I'm safe. Safe forever!" -- Black Mage, on getting past a door which was constantly opening and closing). Characters who have uttered these words always suffer in some way or other (for example, Black Mage was immediately attacked by the personification of [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Thief]]'s greed).
** One of the more blatant cases: "[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/06/03/episode-703-what-could-go-wrong/ Well, I'm safe. Probably forever. I'll celebrate by leaning against this landing gear. (beat) So very safe.]]"
*** "And now we're safe forever" is a RunningGag in itself, usually said by Red Mage right before something calamitous occurs. Near the end of the comic, he says they're "...safe forever. [[LampshadeHanging Again.]]" while [[spoiler:super-evil orb-charged omnipotent jackass wizard Sarda]] appears in the background, preparing to kill them all. [[spoiler:Again.]]
** Also the gag of a character or characters saying something sickeningly ideal, often about how life finally stopped sucking for them, before they get hit by a Hadoken or a meteor or something.
* Lampshaded in the ''Webcomic/AntiHeroes'' webcomic.
-->'''Lana:''' We can see the tower from here, it's not like something totally unexpected is going to suddenly jump out and stop us from getting there... ...Right?\\
'''Aldran:''' Let's get out of here.\\
'''Lana:''' Okay we must have been lucky that time.\\
'''Aldran:''' Go ahead. Tempt fate some more why don't ya?\\
'''Lana:''' At least it couldn't possibly get any wor--\\
'''Aldran:''' SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
* Subverted in ''Webcomic/AntiheroForHire'':
-->'''Dechs:''' ''[while waiting on a rooftop for something interesting to happen]'' I'm bored.\\
''[pause]''\\
'''Dechs:''' It seems like a quiet night.\\
''[pause]''\\
'''Dechs:''' I ''said'', it seems like a quiet night.\\
''[nothing happens]''\\
'''Dechs:''' Well damn, that usually works.
* ''Webcomic/BatmanWayneFamilyAdventures'': In the episode, ''The Last Cookie'', a triumphant Damian holds the last cookie over his head and gloats about how he's the superior Robin. Jason tackles him mid-sentence and grabs the cookie.
* This is a RunningGag on ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge''.
-->'''Ran:''' The way I see it, we've broken every law of physics except the third law of thermodynamics.\\
'''Dr. Light:''' Aha! Negative two Kelvin!\\
'''Ran:''' Nevermind.
* ''Webcomic/{{Bobwhite}}'': [[http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20090824 Marlene]] observes that, given enough time, [[SnapBack things revert back to their natural order]]. At which point her roommate Ivy calls to say that they can't be roommates next semester.
-->'''Marlene:''' What? Why-- Ivy, how is it that you always pick the most ironic moments to ruin my life?\\
'''Ivy:''' Oh no, did you just get done saying that everything was back to normal again?\\
'''Marlene:''' ...No...\\
'''Ivy:''' Yes you did. I know that tone of voice. Why do you keep doing this to yourself?
* In ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES'', whenever anyone says the words "I am invincible!" a [[InexplicableTreasureChests treasure chest]] flies out of the sky and hits his or her head, causing no small amount of injury. Even if they were ''tricked into saying it''. ItMakesSenseInContext, sort of.
* Either invoked or averted in ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'' when [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_881.php Dan escapes the burlap sack in his first adventure.]]
-->'''Dan:''' Ha! Shows what you know, universe! Trying to bury me with girls only makes everything better!
* In ''Webcomic/DocRat'', a tragic turn. [[http://docrat.com.au/default.asp?id=strip&thisItem=1225 Two rabbits discuss how lucky one is that she has kept all four of her litter alive.]] [[http://docrat.com.au/default.asp?id=strip&thisItem=1229 A fox got one]], and [[http://docrat.com.au/default.asp?id=strip&thisItem=1235 shortly thereafter a second]].
* [[http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2008-10-27 This strip]] of ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''. Lack of scrying alerts aside, you would think a seer who has been through as much crap as Dominic has would know better than to even ''think'' the words "Nothing bad will happen."...
** To be fair, we find out later that "the bad thing" actually blocked his second sight so that he -- nor any other seer -- would spot him coming.
** Fate launches all salvos in [[http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2008-11-04 this strip]]. Also combines a [[RockBottom "Things can't get any worse."]] statement with a response ''in the next panel midsentence''. Either Dominic needs his crystal balls polished or he has a really twisted definition of "Nothing bad will happen."
** And Dominic does it ''again'' [[http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2008-12-21 here]].
** Stunt does it twice in the space of a few strips; [[http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-07-13 here]] and [[http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-07-15 here.]]
* ''Webcomic/DragonBallMultiverse'':
** The Nameks at the beginning go out of their way to mention ”[[OhCrap nothing bad can happen]]”. May double as a SuspiciouslySpecificDenial.
** Also, Vegetto during the lunch break. [[spoiler:He's certain he won't need to face Broly, because the maniac'll break the rules and get sent back... guess who gets chosen as his first opponent?]]
* ''Webcomic/DungeonsAndDoodlesTalesFromTheTables'': [[https://tapas.io/episode/2519745 Episode 15]] has Rumples the dwarf unwisely boasting, "HA! THAT DUNGEON WAS SO EASY! WE TOTALLY STEAMROLLED IT!" The girls freak out and try to silence him, but it's already too late as the DM naturally takes this as a challenge. Next panel, he drops a red dragon on the panicking adventurers. Luckily for them, [[https://www.youtube.com/@DenoftheDrake this dragon]] is content with reading his cringy stories to them... (though they might have preferred being eaten).
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''
** Mr. Raven [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-03-12 approves being careful in this regard]], and [[DiscussedTrope explicitly advises Ellen not to tempt fate.]]
** Abe adds this trope to his long list of mistakes and stupid decisions when he just has to respond to a break in the action with [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2009-10-08 "Out of dolls, elf?"]] Needless to say, thinks quickly get much worse for him.
** When Ashley was a child, her father let her talk him into buying her ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' despite his misgivings that it might not be appropriate for someone her age (she only wanted it because "It has a panda"). But then he just had to go and say, [[http://www.egscomics.com/comic/2013-12-26 "It's not like it could warp your young mind too badly."]] It's safe to say that she developed a [[{{Understatement}} bit of a transformation fetish]] later in life.
* ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}'': Prince Tramennis asks King Slately about parleying with Parson: "Come! What's the worst that could happen?" The King's response: "The worst? The Titans could hear you ''ask'' such a question."
** A few pages later, the King asks [[ShoutOut "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."]] Tramennis calls him on this.
* ''Webcomic/{{Far from Home|MightyMartianStudios}}'': "Yeah, I bet there's not a pirate within fifty light-years of this pile of rocks."
* ''Webcomic/{{Finders Keepers|2008}}'': Cailyn and Card are in a [[BazaarOfTheBizarre magical market]], looking for [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Fate]]. Cailyn suggests they split up in the middle of a market full of powerful and dangerous supernatural creatures. She figures if Fate doesn't want to be found, [[TemptingFate she can make it want to find her]].
* In the universe of ''Webcomic/{{Footloose}}'', the TheoryOfNarrativeCausality is real and [[YouCantFightFate extremely undesirable]] (e.g. the lead suffers from "Primary Protagonist Syndrome"), so it is only right and proper to [[http://www.footloosecomic.com/footloose/pages.php?page=284 stop any fool]] ''before'' they finish saying "WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong?"
* ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'':
** In [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1700/fc01654.htm this strip,]] Varroa Jacobsoni asks what could possibly go wrong. Sam gives a justified warning about saying such!
--->'''Sam Starfall:''' Hey, even '''''I''''' don't say that out loud.
** Florence Ambrose knows [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff400/fv00348.htm not to ask "what else could go wrong?"]] when washed up on a beach and having gotten cut by a sharp rock when she fell. That's not even mentioning the hurricane she's in the middle of or the freezing temperature of the water she just left.
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
** It has savvy characters who [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110223 realize what was just said]]. Which makes it all but certain that uncle Barry ''will'' show up in the Castle arc.
** Oggie's [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060726 great-great-grandson]]. Also, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060714 Oggie]] himself:
--->'''Maxim:''' Oh, now hyu iz just ''asking'' for it.
** The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111111 commander of the heliolux airfleet]] (communication systems/[[SolarPoweredMagnifyingGlass roasting]]) ''after'' being informed that contact with several units was lost mid-sentence and then the contact with a bay of their own ship is lost right now. She couldn't finish the next sentence with anything better than "We'll miss the ''fighting!''". Cue a [[SuperSoldier Jägermonster]] walking in [[RightBehindMe right behind her]] and happily [[LargeHam screaming]] "''Wrong!''" (Jorgi ''likes'' to be contrary).
** The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111116 commander of Armorpants]] was asking for it, too.
** Xerxsephnia makes a very foolish assumption that she has Agatha helplessly grounded, far away from her town or any potential allies. When her brother tries to persuade her that "the Heterodyne Girl" is a threat after all, she brushes his concerns off, assuring him [[ThisIsReality they are not in a Heterodyne Play]] and asking [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130807 "What can she do?"]] Cue Agatha flying past the tower's window in a swan-shaped sleigh.
** Poor Wooster is almost immediately presented with a "more destabilizing situation" directly after saying he can think of few that would be more so than the [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20180209 one they're currently in.]]
** Tarvek wonders if Rakethorn and Trelawney Thorpe are deliberately vamping Gil and Agatha under orders from the Crown to separate the Baron's heir from the new Heterodyne, and notes that there's been no equivalent targeting of him, but there's nobody who'd be effective if they did. Cue the unexpected appearance of [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20200601 one of the Muses he's obsessed with]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'' has a sub-comic called ''Tempts Fate''[[http://goblinscomic.com/temptsfate.html]] after the lead character, Tempts Fate. Why is he called that? The writer decided to have people's donations actually do something tangible, so he set up ''Tempts Fate'' as a sort of arcade game: if donations reach a certain goal by a certain date, Tempts Fate will pass the obstacle in his way; the more the donations exceed the goal, the more awesome Tempts Fate's victory will be. If people fail to donate enough money by the deadline, then Tempts Fate will fail, and die, and live on only in our memories.\\\
And so far, Tempts Fate has lived through 8 challenges in ''spectacular'' fashion. So much so that the author has added extra properties to the donations, including a sort of "dice" modifier based on the cents digit that decides which cool item Tempts Fate gets if the biggest goal is met. When he offered [[TheMerch T-shirts]] for donations during the "Tempts Vs. The Really, Really poorly Made Characters" challenge, the donations ''skyrocketed'', collecting more than enough for the fourth and final goal before the ''first'' goal's deadline. The result? Tempts killed the poorly made characters ''so'' hard that it killed the people ''playing'' those characters (except Elfgirl, as she didn't want to kill him or, indeed, even play ''D&D'', so he just let her go; he killed the DM instead).
* Happens twice in quick succession in ''Webcomic/{{Godslave}}'':
** First Turner states that the jar he's carrying is stronger than it looks and won't break. A moment later, he collides with Edith.
** Edith performs a DesperateObjectCatch and tells Turner that the jar is fine. Cue both of them being proven false as the jar breaks in her hands.
* Lampshaded in [[http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/846 this]] ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'' strip.
-->'''Maxima:''' Besides, you do realize that you just proclaimed invincibility, and then immediately challenged someone to a fight, right?\\
'''Sydney:''' {{gasp}} A guaranteed loss!
* ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', Chapter 23 has an interesting variation on this. During the camping trip, students start mysteriously disappearing, and the remaining students deduce that it must be a prank the teachers are pulling. They come up with a plan to find the missing students and expose the prank, but it requires one more student to deliberately get kidnapped. Kat volunteers, because she's cool with being kidnapped by [[MrFanservice Mr. Eglamore]]. Cue Kat, sitting by herself, announcing to no-one in particular, "Oh boy! I sure hope nothing happens to me now that I'm here all alone!" As expected, she immediately gets kidnapped... but not by Mr. Eglamore.
* Played with in ''Webcomic/{{Hellbound}}''; mostly used straight, occasionally subverted, the best one occurring fairly early on:
-->'''Guy:''' At least things can't get any worse....\\
''[silence]''\\
'''Baxter:''' Hey, nothing happened! I guess your life can't get any worse than this! You've hit RockBottom, but at least nothing else can go wrong!\\
'''Guy:''' Oh good, my suicide shall go flawlessly.\\
'''Baxter:''' That's the spirit!
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' likes this one. Due to the high number of playable characters, the narrative is prone to sudden shifts in perspective, often at key dramatic moments. The fate-tempting is mostly [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on the whole affair.
-->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002563 This is it. You have no choice but to wage a fierce rooftop battle. This is totally going to happen now, and could in no way conceivably be interrupted by a sudden shift in our attention.]]
* Taken up to eleven by Grape in ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'' when [[https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2017/08/30/the-last-temptation-of-fate/ she's asked if it's weird the temple level is guarded by a single weak monster]].
-->'''Grape:''' What's to jinx? We're only on floor five! How tough could it ''possibly'' get?\\
'''Monster:''' KLEEEEEEEEEEEE!\\
''[[[ByTheLightsOfTheirEyes Glowing eyes]] appear behind them]''\\
'''Grape:''' In fact, I would put ''real money'' on this being the only challenge remaining on this ''entire floor''.\\
'''Peanut:''' Grape...\\
''[more eyes appear behind them]''\\
'''Grape:''' And if I am wrong, may I be struck dead by an ironic...\\
'''Peanut:''' ''GRAPE!''
* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'':
** Things not to say about the GM in a tabletop game:
--->'''Mordekai:''' Oh c'mon! How many dinosaur models can one person have?\\
'''Dinosaurs:''' ''[fully surrounding party]'' '''RAAARRRHH!'''
** Combined with HistoricalInJoke once, when an obstructive Ukrainian railway official mockingly asks Dr Smith "What will [Stalin] do? Purge entire country?"
** Yet another HistoricalInJoke version [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/2368.html here]].
* In ''Webcomic/{{Kaspall}}'', [[http://kaspall.com/comic/2009/08/09.html Sam, reassuring Alex.]] Lampshaded in the AltText.
* ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'':
** During the 2000 election Arc, Lindesfarne is confident that Kevin "[[http://kevinandkell.com/2000/kk1105.html has the election in the bag]]", until his opponent claims that Kell ate his campaign manager, [[spoiler:which causes Kevin to lose the election, but Lindesfarne finds the wife and interspecies child, causing Sheldon to admit Coney into the youth league]].
** Danielle [[http://kevinandkell.com/2003/kk0912.html believes that Rabbit's Revenge won't go through Kell's house to get to her]]. They don't; [[DungeonBypass they burrow directly into her room]].
** This one time at summer camp, Coney was tamping down Harcourt and Lin's expectations of finding big prey, saying prey wasn't just going to fall into their laps. In the same strip, [[https://www.kevinandkell.com/2015/kk0724.html Jess suddenly falls through their tent,]] having been dropped by a drone that had caught her in another camper's attempt to raid the herbivore side of the summer camp.
* ''Webcomic/MarioAndLuigiCleanupCrew'': Toadsworth, who accompanies the minister, tries to bring him down to earth by assuring him that [[MakesSenseInContext no one is wearing body paint]]. [[http://cleanupcrew.thecomicseries.com/comics/15 At that exact moment....]]
* In ''Webcomic/AMiracleOfScience'' Caprice [[http://www.project-apollo.net/mos/mos109.html says]] "We're perfectly fine" right before her ship is attacked by the weapon from which it got no protection. And repeats just before it explodes. Benjamin shuts her up before she says this the third time. Though it was after he [[http://www.project-apollo.net/mos/mos035.html taunted killer bots]] himself.
** Later she had it PlayedForLaughs [[http://www.project-apollo.net/mos/mos142.html intentionally]].
* Cade and Sam in ''Webcomic/ModernDayTreasureSeekers'' talk about how rickety the mines look, and the possibility that any booby traps would have stopped working after being there for many years... immediately before triggering a trap.
* ''Webcomic/MrBoop'': Betty at the beginning of Book III:
-->'''Betty:''' It's really great that nothing bad is going to happen to us ever again.
* {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'': the characters are stranded in a raft at sea, with no food, no water, and no cigarettes, and Dave starts to say it couldn't be worse. Mell tries to stop him, but as the huge wave looms over the raft, Helen points out that it's too late. Dave's last words are "Well, MY face is red." Not only that, but [[GenreBlind Dave continues that insist that his statement makes sense]] even after Mell warns him not to say such a thing. It takes nothing short of a giant wave to make him realize his mistake.
* ''Webcomic/NextSoundOfTheFuture'': At the end of Chapter 1.1, after Shine's equipment falls in the harbor, she outwardly exclaims that there's no way things can get any worse, just as she herself gets knocked over the side of the bridge.
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', any such event will probably be [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by one of the many GenreSavvy characters.
** Too many examples to count, so let's just start with [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0458.html this one]]:
--->'''Old Prisoner:''' HA! I knew I made the right call staying in prison. That Tsukiko chick is getting her ass kicked by an elemental! It's so much safer up here!\\
'''Tsukiko: ''SHOUT!'''''\\
''[cell crumbles, a slab of stone falls and crushes the old man to death]''\\
'''Nale:''' Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?
** The fourth panel of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html this strip]].
--->'''Partially obscured wall writings:''' in danger... with... Belkar...
** Inverted in ''On the Origins of [=PCs=]'': [[spoiler:Belkar breaks out of prison, murders a guard and exclaims, "Things can't get any better!" He promptly stumbles upon a 2-for-1 deal on whores.]]
** Played straight in this [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0360.html one]]. {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in this [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0663.html strip]].
** And now Yukyuk [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0799.html got]] "his lucky day", with a hostile wizard floating right behind him.
* Happens unusually literally in ''Webcomic/OurLittleAdventure'' when the main party finds a gift from the Goddess of Fate and Fortune. They know that she has a twisted sense of humour, and [[http://danielscreations.com/ola/comics/ep0671.html yet]]...
-->'''Rocky:''' I will now search this giant orange for traps.\\
'''Lenny:''' Why would a giant orange have a trap?\\
''['''fiery explosion''']''
* ''Webcomic/PepsiaPhobia'': "-- And nothing short of a ''barrage of arrows'' could make me move from this spot!" Now, Phobia, that's beyond merely Tempting Fate and simply [[http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-03-16 asking for it.]]
* ''Webcomic/PixieAndBrutus'': When Brutus yells at her to bring Pixie down "or else", the eagle questions what he's going to do given that dogs can't climb trees. Cue Brutus hooking the branch with an "anchor" and starting to climb up.
* Stated to be a general rule in ''Webcomic/{{Plume}}'' -- if you do anything to tempt fate into being attacked, the power of the protective amulet weakens.
* ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' has some examples:
** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1395 This]] ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' applies it to [[spoiler:vaginas]].
** [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] and [[InvertedTrope inverted]] when [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3483 Faye and Bubbles open their repair shop]]:
--->'''Marten:''' You'll do great, I know it.\\
'''Faye:''' Don't say that. What if it's like showbiz and if you wish someone good luck they're doomed?\\
'''Marten:''' In that case, may you end up in prison for assaulting a priest during bankruptcy hearings.\\
'''Faye:''' I like the implication that we'll fail so hard we need an exorcism.
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' has made this into an inside joke. The entire cast [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-08-08 refers to doing this as]] "taunting/invoking Murphy". Every time a character tries to say "What could go wrong?" or "It's a guaranteed success" or the like, he/she/it/they is violently interrupted. It's generally foreshadowing that something will go wrong, but that's a sucker bet anyway.
** For example:
--->'''[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-08-08 Der Trihs]]:''' Trouble, sir? What kind of trouble could they--\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' Do ''not'' finish that sentence.\\
'''Der Trihs''' Oops! Sorry, sir.\\
'''Para Ventura:''' [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-06-25 Oh, come on. What's the wo]]--\\
'''Kevyn:''' You have ''not'' worked here long enough to be allowed to finish that sentence.
** Tagon's father [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-01-23 knows better]], too.
** Pibald once said "[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-04-26 No way to miss a target that size]]".
** In fact, there is even one point at which [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060722.html Captain Tagon says, "I don't see how things could possibly get any worse"]] (with Schlock [[LampshadeHanging hanging the lampshade]]) -- and they ''[[SubvertedTrope don't]]''.
** Everyone knows this.
--->'''Legs:''' [[{{Subject101}} Officer Training 101]]: ''[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-04-17 Don't]] [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-05-14 taunt]] Murphy''.
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-30 Not even robots]] can afford to taunt Murphy, not even SpeakOfTheDevil way.
** Their enemies are [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-05-21 just as susceptible]].
--->'''Lieutenant:''' What are they going to do? Take a potshot through two layers of hullmetal?\\
''[[[UnsoundEffect POTSHOT]]]''\\
'''Corporal:''' Correction, two layers of hullmetal and one lieutenant.
** Sometimes it doesn't even involve mortal danger, such as when Para Ventura bets that [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-10-22 whatever they can find to replace Ennesby's lost manipulator stem]] (which allows him to both fly and manipulate objects) "won't be too bad."
--->'''Ennesby:''' (now bolted to the wrist of a giant robot hand) Do you lose a lot of these bets?
* ''Webcomic/SequentialArt'' had [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=696 this]] jinx:
-->'''Art:''' If I had to run away from something right now, I'd be so screwed. ''[...cue [[AlienInvasion Flying Trashcans]] who came all the way from Mars just to get him]''
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-11/03-vote-chopperface/escalator/ This]] ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'' strip takes it to new heights.
-->'''Faz:''' But I will never tell you where they have the others, unless you do something that hurts me a lot, like punch me in the face repeatedly.
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'' goes meta with it in [[http://skin-horse.com/2012/skin-horse/ this comic]].
-->'''Guard:''' This station's a joke posting! Nothing ever happens in this sector. ... What, you think hubris invites ironic downfall? It is to laugh! ... My declaring how safe I am is '''perfectly safe'''.
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
** Parodied [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/19990812 one strip]] when Torg and Zoë are racing K'Z'K to the Book of Güd. (More specifically, Torg tries to invoke the opposite version -- tempting fate to do something good -- before Zoë mentions tempting fate the usual way, and that works.)
** There's a pretty over-the-top one early on.
--->'''Riff:''' I can fetch him back in a few hours. Torg will be fine as long as he didn't get zapped to a "Dimension of Pain" or something.\\
''(meanwhile)''\\
'''Demon Lord Horribus:''' Welcome to the Dimension of Pain!\\
'''Torg:''' Thanks! Can I use your restroom?\\
'''Horribus:''' Nope.
* In ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'', one of Davan's friends says that he won't have a costume unless they have one in a can waiting for him. [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10272009.shtml They do.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Spacetrawler}}''. [[http://spacetrawler.com/2012/01/31/spacetrawler-204/ This page.]] Yuri ends her AGodAmI speech with...
-->'''Yuri:''' I can move large objects, be willful, and am now the perfect killing machine. Nothing can stop me.\\
''[Yuri collapses and loses consciousness.]''\\
'''Emily:''' Martina loaned me Yuri's power-off button.
* In ''Webcomic/SpareKeysForStrangeDoors'', Andrew Cole describes a pair of lizards as "a bit small".
* ''Webcomic/StandStillStaySilent'':
** Don't worry, [[http://sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=191 Sigrun knows how to drive]]. [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong How hard can it be]]?
** Also by Sigrun: barely a quarter into the first arc is a great time to [[http://sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=271 hope you and your crew won't hit too many curveballs]].
* ''Webcomic/ThirtySomethingWolf'': In one strip, Xed warns Zephyri that continuing to do a FascinatingEyebrow expression will end up straining her face. She promptly dismisses his claim, and it doesn't take long for her face to get strained to the point where it ends up getting bandaged.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Tweep}}'', [[http://www.tweep.com/comic/?date=02-06-06 Milton barely escapes following the trope]].
* [[http://twoevilscientists.smackjeeves.com/comics/145696/battle-royal-pt-70/ During the battle with King's invincible army]] in ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists'', one of King's robots, Ballade, points out how a battle against weak enemies is no fun when you can't get hurt. In the very next panel, the severed head of another supposedly invincible robot, that being Metal Knuckles, bounces by him. He is then promptly surrounded by some of the heroes. Cue OhCrap face.
* ''Webcomic/{{Weregeek}}'':
** Abbie should have know better than [[http://www.weregeek.com/comic/05102011/ stating that Joel must be somewhere boring]]. He immediately crashes through the window injured.
** And [[http://www.weregeek.com/comic/08192011/ Dustin]] should have known better than to act so dismissive about the possibility of monsters.
--->'''Dustin:''' You worry too much. I think it's a safe bet there's no monsters... AAAUGH!!! ''[[[SecurityCling jumps on Mark's hands]]]''
** The [[http://www.weregeek.com/comic/06272012/ drive-thru girl]] with her [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Vampire Pulp]]. "What harm can it do?" Cue the freakout...
* ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard'':
** Doc asks "What could possibly go wrong?" in [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb657.html this strip,]] when using explosives to take care of [[ItCameFromTheFridge some seriously expired fridge food]].
** Later, when locked in Doc's shop during the cleanup following the 2011 ZombieApocalypse, [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1325.html Sandy asks what trouble the guys could get into playing a game of poker.]] She and Pirta realize the error of asking that question, in the second panel, and in the last panel she gets an answer, in response muttering "yeah, yeah, me and my big mouth."
** Bruno attempts to [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1798.html invoke]] this by washing his car and inviting people to a barbecue to make it rain.
* ''Yahtzee Takes on the World'' adds a bit of spin by showing a flying saucer crashing into the characters' lair before it cuts to a very annoyed Yahtzee, who announces "As I was saying, '''it's nice to get back to normal.'''"
* ''Webcomic/YumisCells'' has two modes of jinxing.
** Jinx Cell, sometimes called Jump-The-Gun Cell, will claim that something great is about to happen to get the other Cells excited, only for their expectations to be destroyed. When Yumi is excited about her date with Woong, Jinx builds a Balloon of Expectation for the Cells to ride in, and the balloon bursts midair when Woong cancels the date.
** Jinx, dressed as a crow, will ensure that anything Yumi imagines will never come to pass. When Writer Cell is pumped for a writing contest, Jinx makes sure Yumi will never get the grand prize. Or the runner-up prize. Jinx won't ever go to hell either. Negative thoughts are an exception; when Yumi thinks she's going to bomb the contest, Jinx is happy to make it come true.
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