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* "There's no such thing as happy dreams, right? Everyone has nightmares every night like me? Please tell me I'm normal." Yep, you now want to hug a short, bearded, jackass film snob.
* The Cinema Bum. Despite being used for a brief sketch, Brad's performance of him as a desperate vagrant lamenting his life is ''really'' convincing, and you just can't help but feel sorry for the poor bastard whenever you see him. Somebody buy that man a sandwich, ''please.'' Unfortunately, as of the Plutonium Baby review, he's most likely dead from the freezing weather outside.
** He came back in the review of ''The Legend of Boggy Creek'', only to be brutally murdered by Travis Crabtree, who had been sent into a mindless killing spree by his titular song. Doubles as NightmareFuel.
*** In the review for ''Return to Boggy Creek'', Brad plays the footage again and notes that Cinema Bum survived the vicious attack, though he was "nearly" killed.
* A minor example, but one that does stick-out nonetheless. At the end of his ''Sleepaway Camp III'' review, after finding out that the girlfriend of a MeetCute couple [[KickTheDog already has a boyfriend]], the look of betrayal is painfully clear on Brad's face, even if it was merely meant for a joke (especially painful since he had rooted for the couple to survive throughout the entire movie).
* During the Snob's review of ''Miami Connection'', Snob remembers that [[WebVideo/KungTaiTed they used to have a guy for these kinds of movies]]. Cut to Kung Tai Ted paralyzed in a wheelchair in the corner.
--> '''Snob:''' "Well, THAT was sad..."
** It gets a CallBack in the ''Film/CrippledAvengers'' review, where we see him try (and fail) to get Lloyd to jump onto his lap. [[FromBadToWorse And then Snob asks to]] [[TemptingFate cut to something happier.]] Cut to Bro!Brad in tears over [[DroppedABridgeOnHim Bro!Jake's death]] [[KilledOffscreen via steamroller]].
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