* Creator/ConanOBrien on ''Series/LateNight'', doing one of the 'cat is to kitten, what dog is to puppy' routines:
-->"The New Orleans Hooker ''(long pause)'' had sex with several miners."\\
"Music/MichaelJackson ''(an even longer pause, with audience already chuckling)'' was famous in the 80's! What did you think I was going to say?"
* In ''Crazy with a Capital F'', Dan Cummins talks about an ant infestation he once had and says he imagines that all ants speak with a British accent. [[spoiler:It's because they colonize.]] Well, it ''was'' a stealth pun until [[DontExplainTheJoke he explained it.]]