'''TrueArt Scale'''
* -1: Looky I made a {{sprite comic}}. [[MemeticMutation PINGAAS!!!]]
* 0: Look at my notebook margin sketches that I did at lunch break. (IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL, WHY IS IT SO COLD?!?)
* 1: My art is observant and thought-provoking. It provides me with a steady income or it is a hobby. People like it, and I find creating it rewarding.
* 2: Look at the abstract paint splatters on a canvas that I, a eighty year old starving artist, created.
* 3: Look at the abstract paint splatters on a canvas that my child did.
* 4: Look, I painted lines on canvas. (See how the black lines intersect the red ones as a post-modern symbol?)
* 5: [[spoiler: Intentionally Blank]]
* 6: [[DudeNotFunny i dropped a box of concrete on a racoon]] and didnt use punctuation in this sentence
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