'''Level of [[{{Pyromaniac}} Pyromania]]:'''
* XXX: THE FLAMES OF HELL ARE TOO LITTLE!!!! I NEED MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
* 6: [[OmnicidalManiac EVERYTHING MUST BURN!!!]] [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHA]][[AxCrazy HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!]]
* 5: [[StuffBlowingUp BLOW STUFF UP!]] [[KillItWithFire KILL IT WITH FIRE!]] [[LargeHam BOOM, BABY!]]
* 4: [[Literature/XWingSeries Pretty. What do I get to blow up first?]]
* 3: A well placed explosion can deal with most things, but I prefer not to resort to gratuitous kabooms.
* 2: A grenade here, a rocket there, but that's about it.
* 1: Some small firecrackers for Fourth of July (or other equivalent holiday of your nationality here) or New Year's.
* 0: Fire scares me!
* -1: Yay, snow!
* -2: Snowballs are an alternative to guns,but I prefer guns.
* -3: Snow is better than most weapons
* -4: Freeze it all!
* -5: Liquid helium!
* -XXX: Absolute zero is not cold enough.