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''Toddlers & Tiaras'' is an American reality television series that debuted on Creator/{{TLC}} in 2009. The show follows the controversial world of child beauty pageants, looking closely at the pageant contestants and their families as the girls prepare to compete for the title of ''Ultimate Grand Supreme''.

The show has spawned a {{spinoff}} series: ''Series/HereComesHoneyBooBoo'', which is centered around Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and her family.
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!!Tropes:

* AbusiveParents: The more obsessive parents.
* AgeInappropriateDress: These pageants are loaded with them, along with age inappropriate hair and makeup.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Many of the stage dads.
* AttentionWhore: Some of the girls and even some of the moms.
* BeautyContest
* BlatantLies:
** Whenever a parent of a child under three insists that the child is the one who wants to do the pageant. Most kids that age are just learning to use the bathroom, much less understand show-business.
** When a child who is too young to talk comes on and the announcer does the "this is __ she is __ years old. Her favorite things are __ and __ she wants to be a __ when she grows up and her favorite person is (StageMom)."
** Many of the children's "talents" are this, especially the babies and younger children who can't do much more than wiggle around, smile, and cry.
** On a lesser level, the producers, who claim that they are there to document, not judge. They always make sure to get the best tantrums and most outrageous parents (with a few exceptions) and always manage to paint the majority of pageantry in a grim light.
* BrattyHalfPint
* BreakoutCharacter:
** Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" definitely counts as one. After appearing on one episode, the audience instantly fell in love with her due to her extremely optimistic personality and her mother's odd coupon-saving redneck lifestyle. It's gotten to the point where she now has her own show (''Here Comes Honey Boo Boo''). The ironic thing is, at first, most of the audience saw Honey Boo Boo's mom as a terrible mother (most notably feeding her child "Go Go Juice", a mixture of Mountain Dew & Red Bull, and bringing a wiffle bat to pageant practice). However, as the show continues, it's clear that there are MANY ''much'' worse parents out there.
** Mackenzie Meyers probably counts, a sarcastic sharp-tongued little girl, who had Ashley Tisdale play her in a [[http://idolator.com/6028671/ashley-tisdale-funny-or-die-toddlers-tiaras-spoof Funny or Die parody of the show]].
** Also Cassadee's family prompted a whole new series too: ''Cheer Perfection''; where the moms tend to be worse, because they act like they're on a soap opera.
* CoolCrown: Usually every little girl competing, even the ones who didn't win a title, receives a crown or tiara. The winners tend to get massive crowns that can't fit on their heads.
* CostumePorn: Many of the girls' glitz dresses are beautiful, if totally age-inappropriate.
* CreepyChild:
** Jacyln, whose favorite doll (that must be in the audience to cheer for her) is a dilapidated puppet in a wheelchair. Picture Raggedy-Andy after he was disfigured and paralyzed from the waist down in a car wreck. That thing was more terrifying than [[Film/ChildsPlay Chucky]].
** Bridgett, who wants to be an exterminator when she grew up because she likes to kill things and claimed to want to kill Justin Bieber.
** 5 year old Carly seems to have a developing [[SplitPersonality split personality]] which is unsettling and sad.
* DeepSouth: Quite a few of the pageant contestants are from rural areas in the South.
** ''Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'' takes the trope UpToEleven at times.
* DeliberatelyCuteChild: The whole point of the show.
* DownerEnding: When one of the spotlighted girls loses, it's played as this.
** "America's Trezured Dollz" was a disaster. The pageant director turned out to be a scam artist and ran off with the entrance fees and prizes.
* DuelingShows: with ''Little Miss Perfect'', which is apparently only in reruns now. Few would consider that a tragedy.
** And also with ''DanceMoms'', which somehow manages to be more disturbing.
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: The viewpoint of the contestants.
* ExtremeDoormat: Mackenzie's mother. You really have no sympathy for her when she sulks about her daughter being an unholy terror. Though, they are both getting better.
* GenkiGirl: Alana, aka, "Honey Boo Boo Child" comes off as this. Some think she's cute, others think it's creepy, if comments on YouTube are anything to go by.
* GlobalIgnorance: Apparently nobody told the pageant authorities that Africa is a continent, not a country.
* HomeschooledKids: A family from New Jersey with two homeschooled kids, Riley and Bob, was profiled on the show. They definitely ranked among the weirdest families shown on the show. Notable for the mom saying she had the little girl dance and sing on the bar at Applebee's followed by an audible [[FlatWhat Flat What]] from a producer off-camera.
* IsntItIronic: In one commercial for the show, they play the LadyGaga song "Born This Way", a song about being fine with the way you are. Meanwhile, in the commercial footage, little girls prance around with UncannyValleyMakeUp, dyed hair/hair extensions, false eyelashes, etc.
* ItsAllAboutMe: The contestant interviews at the beginning of the show introducing the girls usually contain some variation of this, said either by the contest herself or her mother.
* LittleMissSnarker: Every so often, the show profiles a girl who wants no part in the pageants and responds with blazing, full force sarcasm.
** Mackenzie, though she does seem to really enjoy the pageants.
* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: Some of the dads are a lot more fabulous than their wives.
* MouthyKid: Mackenzie.
* {{Narcissist}}: Everyone to one extent or the other, but special mention goes to Danielle, whose every word seems to be some variation of "I'm so pretty." God help the high-school she ends up going to.
* PimpedOutDress: Sometimes to the tune of ''[[CrackIsCheaper hundreds of dollars]]'' a dress!
** In "Me and My Pet", one mom admitted to paying $8,000 for ''one'' dress.
** In "Universal Royalty Christmas", Hailey's dad buys her a $5,000 dress. Hailey, [[OnlySaneMan to her credit]], suggests she should have saved the money for college.
* PointAndLaughShow: Could also be classified as a "Point and call Child Protective Services" show.
* RealityShowGenreBlindness: Comes in two flavors:
** The more common variant is that many of the mothers seem to think that they're doing their daughters a favor by putting them on TV, unaware that the ManipulativeEditing is designed to throw the entire process of pageants into the worst light possible. Carley's mother Melissa is the prime example of this. Her whispered threats to her daughter ("you're going to be a very sorry girl; we are on national television; everyone is going to see this") were helpfully subtitled by the production team so that the entire audience could see just how terrible a mother she was.
** The less common variant is when a child, usually because they are new to the pageant scene, is [[HopelessAuditionees woefully under-prepared]] and both the girl and her mother has no idea what they're doing. Given that its easy to figure out what the pageant basics are (dress, hairstyle, makeup, and routines) just by watching a handful of episodes, its not clear why a mom would apply to be on the show, let alone enter her kid in a pageant, without the right kind of dress or without practicing a routine.
* SeriousBusiness: To the parents, the pageants themselves. Quite often, they take it a bit too far. Multiple parents have claimed to spent upwards of tens of thousands of dollars. They could have put their kids through a year of college with that kind of cash.
* SplitPersonality: Two girls so far have showcased one. "Tootie" was a ten year old's, and she seemed weird, but mostly benign. Carly, on the other hand, developed "Darla" who has a [[TearJerker/ToddlersAndTiaras whole section]] on the TearJerker page because she's clearly a coping mechanism for handling Carly's pushy StageMom.
* StageMom: The main point of the show. They also show stage dads, who are usually even more obsessive, as well.
* TroublingUnchildlikeBehaviour: For the viewers. Most of the adults profiled have no problems with painting their daughters like hookers and sending them on stage in two-piece swimsuits to dance provocatively.
** Mia, who wore the Madonna cone bra costume.
** Remember Paisley, whose mom got in trouble with viewers for letting her wear the prostitute dress from PrettyWoman? In her latest routine she ''rips off her skirt'' to showcase underwear/bikini bottom and garters. ''and she won''. Yes, the skirt was designed for that.
* TheUnfavorite: Nearly every family with more than one kid has an obvious [[DramaticIrony (to the audience)]] favorite.
** One episode profiled a family with two children, an older girl, Alaska, and a younger boy, Braxton. After the mom raved about how beautiful and successful her son was, she had this to say about her daughter "I hope [she] can learn to accept failure."
*** When the family appeared in a second episode, Alaska was on a winning streak and Braxton wasn't even mentioned.
** The Sterling twins had the most obvious, and heartbreaking, example of this. The mother obviously favored one of the identical girls, flat out stating she was prettier and looked more like her mother. What's even worse is that the family actually had ''five'' daughters, but the mother only paid attention the one twin. Thankfully, the dad had no problem with pulling "the favorite" out of the pageant for acting like a brat.
** In "Me and My Pet", a mother said, "I think Alycesaundra has won something bigger than the ''other child''". She also gave one girl a cute little lamb for her routine, and "the other child" got a turkey. She stated that Giovanna, "the other child", is a "mean sourpuss" with "no personality."
** Inverted with Lola, who clearly favored her aunt to her own mother, to the point that she refused to be held by her or sit on her lap.
* UnfortunateNames: In "Story Book Pageant Diamonds", one of the mothers was named Latrina.
* WholeCostumeReference:
** Allyson wore a gown made to look like the [[FluffyFashionFeathers feather-trimmed]] stage [[FairytaleWeddingDress wedding dress]] that {{Beyonce}} wore for a performance at the 2009 Creator/{{BET}} awards. The problem is, well [[http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2019131/beyonce-wedding-dress-07/ you can see the dress here]]. It's practically a swimsuit with a see through skirt attached (and just barely avoids being a ShowgirlSkirt). The "best" part is that the girl is Caucasian and wanted her skin "brown" to look more like Beyonce.
** Paisley wearing JuliaRoberts' prostitute outfit from ''PrettyWoman''.
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