[[caption-width-right:350:His Chattiness.]]

->''"It's a great day for America, everybody!"''

A late-night television show on Creator/{{CBS}}, directly following Creator/DavidLetterman's ''Late Show''. Previous hosts include Tom Snyder (1995-98) and Craig Kilborn (1999-2004). The current host is Creator/CraigFerguson (2005-present), who won [[http://peabodyawards.com/past-winners/award/?pbaward=1554&pb_search=1&pb_title=&pb_year=&pb_porg=&pb_query=craig%20ferguson a 2009 Peabody Award]] for Excellence in Electronic Media for the episode ''A Night with Archbishop Desmond Tutu''.

After nearly a decade in the slot, it was [[http://www.cbspressexpress.com/cbs-entertainment/releases/view?id=38787 announced]] that Craig would be stepping down at the end of 2014.

Not to be confused with the longest-running chat show of all time, which is made and broadcast in Ireland on {{Main/RTE}}.

!!Tropes associated with Tom Snyder's run:

* BroadcastLive: In Eastern and Central time zones; also simulcast on CBS radio so listeners could call in.
* CatchPhrase: "...so fire up the colortinis and watch the pictures as they fly through the air."
** When the show was simulcast on CBS Radio, "colortinis" was replaced by "simultinis".
* InstrumentalThemeTune: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnogdGj9U7U A saxophone piece by David Sanborn]] really captures the feel of a city at night.
* SpiritualSuccessor: To Snyder's old ''Tomorrow Show'' on Creator/{{NBC}}, which was replaced by DavidLetterman's ''LateNight'' when a disastrous format change killed it.
* StudioAudience: None. The guffaws you heard when Tom recounted his day (where the monologue would go in a more traditional show) were from the crew.

!!Tropes associated with Craig Kilborn's run:

* ActorAllusion: His "In The News" segment was reminiscent of ''Series/TheDailyShow''.
* {{Asexuality}}: A recurring skit featured Kilborn portraying "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdlVAvjvKec Sebastian, the Asexual Icon]]", whose entire gimmick is a complete disdain for/obliviousness to any form of sexual activity whatsoever, as well as a possible lack of (functioning) genitals. On a demonstration of the former:
--> '''Sebastian''': Whenever I get the urge to...''[[ADateWithRosiePalms touch it]]''...'''''[[SelfHarm I mace myself]]'''''.
* GuestHost: After Kilborn left, several people rotated as guest hosts[[note]]including Jason Alexander, Jeff Altman, Tom Arnold, Tom Caltabiano, Drew Carey, Adam Carolla, Tom Dreesen, David Duchovny, Jim Gaffigan, Ana Gasteyer, ''Late Late Show'' writer Michael Gibbons, David Alan Grier, Lisa Joyner, Donal Logue, Rosie Perez, Ahmad Rashad, Jim Rome, Sara Rue, Bob Saget, and Aisha Tyler[[/note]]. The guests were whittled down to four finalists — D. L. Hughley, Damien Fahey, Michael Ian Black, and of course, Craig Ferguson — who hosted one week each.
* MythologyGag: Kilborn also had the segments "5 Questions" and "A Moment For Us", which he had originated on ''Series/TheDailyShow''. He brought his "5 Questions" segment to his short-lived weeknight show.
* RunningGag: Dick Vermeil's teary Super Bowl victory speech, the [=PG&E=] rapping grandmother.
* ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'': Rod Roddy was a friend of Kilborn and a frequent guest during this era (primarily due to ''Price'' taping a few doors down), participating in skits and Kilborn's annual [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsNAtm-jjjQ Thanksgiving]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsi4SadHIXo roundtable.]] The day after Rod died, on October 28, 2003, he received [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMIONZBG4Wg this heartfelt tribute.]]
-->'''Rod''': You know what, Kilborn? Your interviewing is ''piss poor''. Screw you, just do the news!
* TitleThemeTune: "''The Late Late Show'' is starting. ''The Late Late Show'' is starting now...with Mr. Kilborn." Sung by Chris Isaak, no less.

!!Tropes associated with Creator/CraigFerguson's run:

* AcquiredSituationalNarcissism:
-->'''Craig''': [[BitingTheHandHumor Craig, why are you insulting people from Hollywood?]]\\
'''[[TalkingToHimself Craig]]''': [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Because nobody around here won the Peabody Award!]]
* TheAnnouncer: Unlike the previous runs of the show, Ferguson has some bits announced by Shadoe Stevens.
* AnythingThatMoves: Geoff was originally in theory supposed to be gay, but still has had a tendency to hit on female guests. Then, as of October 11, 2011, he got a girlfriend and is officially bi.
-->'''Geoff (Matthew [=McConaughey=] voice)''': What can I say? Sometimes my current flows the other way.
* Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}: A recurring skit has Craig portraying the character through the use of [[OffTheShelfFX hilariously-bad special effects]], dispensing advice to viewers who write in with their personal problems.
* AprilFoolsDay: For 2014, Drew Carey and George Gray switched places with Craig and Geoff; Craig would host ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'' the following morning, with his announcer Shadoe Stevens replacing George Gray, and Geoff/Secretariat being prize models. For Drew, it [[{{Foreshadowing}} fulfilled a prophecy from a previous April Fools' day episode]] where Drew was [[MythologyGag introduced in the opening spiel as host]] of ''The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson''
* AudienceParticipation: The show's cold open frequently involves selected members of the audience standing facing the camera. Craig circles them while questioning them, initially in the manner of an aggressive trial lawyer.
* AuthorAvatar: Craig often uses the puppets as an outlet for thoughts and opinions that he might get in trouble for expressing in person. Sid The Cussing Bunny especially has become a thinly-disguised alter-ego who even has some of the same vocal and physical mannerisms. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C2rjmp0NBc Sid had a memorable rant about the CBS censors]] in which he amusingly kept slipping into first-person:
-->'''Sid''': And I was like "well 'ow come Geoff Peterson can do it but [[FreudianSlip I can't do--]]I mean, Craig Ferguson can't do it?"
* BaitAndSwitchComparison: "You've got A and B. One is (''list of insulting characteristics that sound like they describe A''), and the other one is A." Craig is the king of this trope, able to pull it off episodely without even trying.
** Subverted once, when on his wedding anniversary (and JosephStalin's birthday) he started comparing his wife to Stalin, and then he caught himself and stopped.
** Subverted on the shared birthday of ElvisPresley and DavidBowie "Elvis and David Bowie are very different though, one of them was a music legend who was whacked out on drugs and wore sparkly jumpsuits... actually, they are pretty similar if you think about it."
* {{Beat}}: Craig enjoys ending his monologue and guest interviews with an awkward pause.
* BitingTheHandHumor: Craig sometimes mocks the CBS audience as a bunch of drowsy, toothless seniors who still lament the cancellation of ''{{Matlock}}'' and ''MurderSheWrote''.
** "Paid hobos" seems to be his favorite pseudo-slur for the studio audience.
** Or full of people who were turned down to get into ''The Price Is Right''. (His sidekick Geoff Petersen even wears a name tag taken from the game show).
* BlatantLies: Craig likes to use these in his comedy. "My next guest appears on the show ''Doctor Who''. I've never seen it." Also, when his ''Doctor Who'' cold open was leaked to the internet: "He was horrified."
* BroadcastLive: Not. But Craig often jokingly implies that it is. (This may also be allusion to when Tom Synder hosted the show, when it was broadcast live on the East Coast. Notably, a picture of Synder is on the mantle above the fake fireplace on his set.)
-->'''Craig''': And I'll be watching the ''Series/AmericanIdol'' final tonight...or I already did because we're live. Congratulations, (''covers mouth with hand and in a slightly deeper voice'') '''winner!'''
** In early 2011, a change was made so that the opening segment of the show as the viewers see it is taped following the monologue. Sometimes this leads to a skip in continuity, where A) something that happens in the opening segment isn't referred to at all during the monologue but then is brought up again during the "Check the Tweets" segment or B) something the home viewers haven't seen happen yet is brought up in the opening segment.
* {{Butt Monkey}}s: The professional warm-up comedian, the producer, and Aqualad.
** After he crashed Craig's car the production assistant Bridger has become this.
* CameraAbuse: Craig slaps the side of the camera after coming out for his monologue. Only twice (May 8, 2009 and March 7, 2011) has it backfired, with the former causing a piece of glass to ''fall out, '''shattering on the floor.'''''
-->'''Craig''': That was AWESOME!
** And then Craig grabbed the broom and cleaned it up himself while continuing to do his monologue.
* {{Camp}}
* CaptainErsatz: When Craig discovered that the French talk show ''Ce Soir Avec Arthur'' had plagiarized his intro, he ended up inviting its host Arthur to appear as a guest (and even made an appearance to deliver the monologue on "his" show, much to Craig's dismay).
** The two seem to be friends now, as seen by their trip to Paris.
* CatchPhrase:
** "It's a great day for America, everybody!" (used to start off his monologue most every night; for a time, he approached the phrase in an impersonation of Walter Cronkite)
** An incredulous, half-whispered "I ''knooow!''" after sharing an unusual news item with the audience.
** "You too, ladies."
** "I look forward to your letters."
** "Eyes up here, mister!"
** "By the way, _____ was the name I used to dance under." Usually followed by "Ladies and gentlemen, _____!" and him singing "Black Velvet!"
** The vacuum with "the proper amount of ''suc''tion".
** "CBS in no way endorses [whatever remotely objectionable thing he just said]."
** "CBS Cares." "They do, just not about you..."
** "REMIND you of anyone...?"
** "It's kind of a papery blog." (after mentioning a newspaper, magazine, or book)
** "A lot of people say to me, 'Craig, put your pants on!' And I do."
** "You're welcome stoners!"
** While pointing at the bird icon on a Check the Tweets printout, "[name] is actually a [bird/goose/duck/etc.]"
** What do the ladies say when Craig and Geoff walk in the club?
*** "Here come the ''players''!" (They're so ''fine''...)
** (''bows to Secretariat'') "The horse is learning Japanese, I'm being supportive."
** And for Geoff Peterson:
*** "You think...you're...all...that!"
*** "Loooooove it!"
*** "Naaaailed it!"
*** "Balls."
*** "[[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy Seeex partyyyy!]]"
*** "Is that [[DoubleEntendre code]]?"
*** (when confused) ".....the hell??"
*** Lately, after Craig says something sexual, "There goes my penis!"
*** "I bid you adieu!" (''turns his head sideways'')
** Animated bits:
*** The Check the Tweets animations always include the phrase "Ass Möde".
*** "What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig?"
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Geoff Peterson started off with a high pitched, {{robo|Speak}}tic, CaryGrant-ish voice. Later, he received an "upgrade" and became the wisecracking effeminate robot with a low voice we know today. Beginning in late May 2011, Geoff is usually voiced live by Josh Robert Thompson instead of the original canned tidbits.
** When Thompson was out of the country for two weeks in November 2011, several celebrities filled in as Geoff's voice. One of them, Tom Lennon, created a whole new character for the robot - Khloe Banderas, Antonio's lesser-known sibling. Lennon/"Khloe" has filled in for Thompson a few times since then.
* {{Crossover}}: The "cold open" to an episode featuring the cast of ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' as guests featured Craig applying to be a roommate in the show. He fails.
* CuteKitten: The closing segment of each show, "What Did We Learn on the Show Tonight, Craig?" ("¿Qué aprendimos en el programa, Señor Craig?" or "Qu'est-ce que nous avons apris ce soir, Craig?") is introduced by a graphic of a kitty.
** Also Nadine (voiced by Lauren Graham), Wavy Rancheros' girlfriend.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: During an interview, ''Series/{{Bones}}'' star Emily Deschanel suggested that Geoff Peterson make an appearance on the show. When he responded a little over-enthusiastically ("SPROING!"), she added "Ours don't masturbate." To which Craig replied "For legal reasons, neither does he."
* DeathbringerTheAdorable: Sid the Cussing Bunny.
* DepravedBisexual: Craig ''loves'' to make jokes painting himself as this.
* DiggingYourselfDeeper: Poor Alex Kingston. Had she simply said "Yes, I like rabbits", no one would've been the wiser. Instead, she spends five minutes trying to change the subject while Craig's trying to figure out what "rabbit" she's talking about.
* DisneyAcidSequence: The "Check the Tweets" [[note]](Und also Emails!)[[/note]] sequence.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Geoff irritated RussellBrand so much that he first [[KillItWithWater poured his glass of water on him]], and then proceeded to smack him in the head so hard that the top of his skull came off.
* DoctorWhoFans: Craig, who keeps a TARDIS on his desk and once had a Dalek stand next to the entrance to the set for a week.
** Ferguson is credited with being the first major-network talk show host to feature current cast members of ''Series/DoctorWho'' on his show, with Creator/MattSmith, Creator/KarenGillan, and Creator/AlexKingston all having made multiple appearances.
** The show has also run a segment shot at a ''Doctor Who'' convention.
* DoItYourselfThemeTune: Craig both co-wrote and sung the theme tune.
** Recent seasons have shown him performing the song in a musical sequence at the start; for the Paris episodes, he performed a special version.
* DontExplainTheJoke: Often used for bonus humor, ex. right after a HurricaneOfEuphemisms, "Look, I'm talkin' about masturbation!"
* DoubleEntendre: By the truckload.
-->'''Geoff:''' Is that code?
* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys: Kronos!
* EvolvingCredits: In 2013 a revised opening sequence debuted that replaced shots of Craig and his hand puppets (who hadn't been featured on the show in a while) with shots of Geoff Peterson and Secretariat.
* ExecutiveMeddling: A glaring example. In his ''Series/DoctorWho'' tribute episode on November 16, 2010 (his main guest was Matt Smith), Craig planned a ColdOpening dance number where he would sing his own lyrics to the ''Doctor Who'' theme music while his back-up players and puppets dance around (one, Michael Clarke Duncan, a big African-American guy, even sporting a Creator/TomBaker scarf). '''Five minutes''' before airtime, CBS received word that they couldn't use the theme music because they hadn't been able to clear the rights from the publishers. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9P4SxtphJ4 Here's the original cold opening, complete with Matt Smith cameo at the end]]... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYPrSsCPFII and here's the open they ended up using.]] It is sometimes said TheBBC was responsible for this, but this is not true, as the rights to the theme music are held by a publisher, not the BBC (a similar licensing issue nearly resulted in the 1996 TV movie having to replace the theme music).
* FreudianSlip: "Tonight I might say sexy words penis. I could even boobies by accident. Oh my vagina!"
* FunWithAcronyms: One of the games Craig and Geoff like to play is making up meanings for CBS [[note]](for the record, it's "Columbia Broadcasting System", although the full name hasn't been used since the 1970s)[[/note]].
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar:
** January 6, 2011: His [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7e7_Uz4Fk interview with]] Creator/AlexKingston started out with some innocent laughter about her rabbit ring, after which he pulled out Sid the Cussing Bunny. The conversation, however, took a turn into DoubleEntendre territory when they started talking about how she loved...well..."rabbits". (For the record, "rabbit" specifically refers to [[spoiler:the Rampant Rabbit, a brand-name vibrator from UK sex shop chain Ann Summers]]. In the UK, they're famous for their TV commercials, [[spoiler:including a [[GreenChristmas Christmas ad]] showing several women showing their [[TheImmodestOrgasm "O-faces"]] set to the gently sung lyrics of [[DoubleEntendre "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"]].]]
** January 25, 2011: The censor said Craig was only allowed to show a certain phallic picture of a haggis once, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bNdSXI4dK8#t=4m41s so he left it up for as long as possible.]]
-->'''Craig:''' Take a long look. Keep looking. Imagine how much fun the censor is having now. Imagine the censor thinking "Oh (''censored''), I should have put a time limit on this." Keep looking at the haggis. Try to think of a man's ''penis'' as you look at the haggis!
** Also: "Mouth Organ" (i.e., harmonica), and as of late "Touch My Glittery Ball" and Craig's [[StealthPun rusty trombone]].
** Actual sex slang is censored, so random phrases are implied to be sexual acts.
** Directly addressed during one episode. When Craig asked the Scottish Creator/KarenGillan if she could speak Gaelic, she stated that she couldn't, but did know one song in Gaelic, and proceeded to sing it. Afterward, he said that because of Standards and Practices, he asked what specifically she said. Karen said she had no idea (she could sing in Gaelic, just not understand it.) Craig turned to the camera and rather smugly said, "Your move, censors."
** Search for any interviews with guest RobinWilliams (the ''GCPTR'' incarnate). Even Craig gets a little bit uncomfortable getting crap past the radar with Robin.
* GratuitousFrench: The 2011 week in Paris, which among other things re-titled the show "Le Late Late Show avec Craig Ferguson a Paris" (which, by the way, should've really been "[[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign Le Spectacle Plus-Plus Tard avec Craig Ferguson]]")
* GratuitousGerman: ''"FlügenWeb, Späcecode, Twit Zöne, Ass Möde...Check ze Tweets..."'' [[note]]("Und also e-mails!")[[/note]]
** Whenever Craig reads a Tweet or e-mail from a person living in a German-speaking country, he insists on reading it in a faux German accent.
** A running gag through the 2013 season had Ferguson ringing a concierge's bell to force he and Geoff into speaking into different accents. On the first ring [''in faux German accent'' ]: "One ring, we speak German. Two rings -" the the second ring: [''a pause, then still in the faux German accent'' ] "Still German."
* GratuitousSpanish: "Craig's Spanish Word Of The Day". His goal was to do the final show of 2010 entirely in Spanish, until he realized learning Spanish is...well, hard. The segments were subsequently replaced by such features as "Gardening Tips with WillieNelson", "Style Tips with [[ProjectRunway Tim Gunn]]", and "Summer Livin' with SeanConnery".
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Frequently and jokingly inverted by Ferguson.
* HitlerAteSugar: "You know who else doesn't like ________? Al-Qaeda!"
* {{Improv}}: A lot of the moments on the show are not scripted, and as such, it's common to see Craig (or even Geoff's voice actor) crack up laughing at something that was done or said, to the point sometimes where Craig can't continue with the skit.
** Craig has also done a few serious and unscripted monologues (many times at the opening of the show) when events in the news have bothered him, or when someone in his family passed away. Sadly, these cold opens have occurred more and more often, as in after the Newtown massacre, the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPRlPyba7Xg Boston Marathon]] bombing, and when his friend MichaelClarkeDuncan passed away. Usually, he'll also forgo the "It's a great day for America" tag in the opening monologue as well, if he even decides to tape an monologue at all.
* InsistentTerminology: It's not a harmonica, it's a [[DoubleEntendre mouth organ]]!
* ItsPopularNowItSucks: Discussed many times in-universe. Craig is of the opinion that it's better to have mediocre ratings as then the network doesn't pay attention to you (unlike a show that's AdoredByTheNetwork), thus averting ExecutiveMeddling.
* ItWasHisSled:[[invoked]] Not directly used, but definitely talked about during one of his email sessions.
-->"Are you ready, film students??? ItWasHisSled! Hahaha! Now you don't have to sit through [[Film/CitizenKane THREE HOURS]]!"
* IWantYouToMeetAnOldFriendOfMine: Craig often invites guests with whom he used to run around with in his pre-sobriety days. And he doesn't tend to shy away from talking about having a crush on a guest in his younger days (like when interviewed author [[Film/BridgetJonesDiary Helen Fielding]]) or inferring having a relationship with a guest before he was married, like he seemed to when interviewing actress [[Film/TheSixthSense Oliva Williams]], with whom he co-starred with in the 2000 film ''Pure Romantic''.
** British comedienne Hattie Hayridge appeared in a guest slot, when she turned up ''in the studio audience'' and was spotted by Craig, who then invited her onto the show. As Ferguson was a fixture of the stand-up circuit in the UK before he decided to pursue acting in the US, he obviously knows many British comedic actors from those days. Hayridge is probably best known to US audiences as the second Holly on ''Series/RedDwarf'', on which Craig once had a guest role (he actually appeared on the show a few years before Hayridge joined the cast).
** Some actors like KristenBell, [[Series/TheOfficeUS Angela Kinsey]], [[Film/DazedAndConfused Adam Goldberg]], and [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Rashida Jones]] have been on the show so often, he seems to treat them more as friends than as guests, often having them on the show without having something to promote.
** Ferguson's love of ''Doctor Who'' will likely converge with this trope once his friend and former bandmate PeterCapaldi starts his role as the Twelfth Doctor in 2014.
* LargeHam: Craig himself, particularly when he plays [[NoIndoorVoice Aquaman]].
* MarketBasedTitle: Craig occasionally jokes that in Japan, the show is re-named ''Super Happy Fun Time Hour with Robot and Old Man''.
* MrFanservice: Craig's bondage boy Chris. "Apparently, Chris has what the kids call 'pecs'."
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3m6hoeL-pw Craig himself.]]
* MsFanservice: Beth the (fake) CBS censor, played by actress [=Dana DeLorenzo=], during a brief tenure on the show.
** He'll occasionally have a pair of his female makeup artists, who are both very attractive and usually are in very flattering costumes, come out and dance, usually before the introduction of the second guest.
* MultipleChoicePast: Geoff tells many mutually-exclusive stories about how he died and became skeletal.
** On the 7th Anniversary episode, Craig showed a fake clip of his very first monologue, which [[RetCon retconned]] Geoff as his original flesh-and-blood sidekick (with a strong resemblance to Josh Robert Thompson) who went on an ill-fated skydiving trip.
* Series/MythBusters: Craig and the ''Mythbusters'' team seem to have something going on, since they created a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot robot skeleton]] sidekick for him named Geoff Peterson.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Geoff aside, there was also [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNE6dMvlXIc a sketch]] where Craig pitched ''Ghost Chimp M.D.'' to [[RenoNineOneOne a very familiar-looking CBS executive]].
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Geoff Peterson's current voice bears a striking resemblance to that of GeorgeTakei. Indeed, his voice actor (Josh Robert Thompson) describes Geoff as "one part [[WesternAnimation/YogiBear Snagglepuss]], one part VincentPrice, and two parts George Takei".
* NoBudget: Craig has mentioned in several interviews that he can't do all the comedy bits he wants because the show's budget is extremely limited. Of course, being Craig he constantly picks on the minuscule budget '''during the show'''.
** The only reason the show has multiple puppets is because they bought one and the producer was so happy they were on TV they sent several others.
** He also points to the lack of budget as to why he doesn't have a house band, like other late-night shows. However, a running gag started in late 2013 promotes the new house band 'Alfredo Sauce and The Shy Fellas', which is really Thompson doing voices mixed with stock-music big-band fanfares, with the idea the band is behind the stage curtain that the show uses for the occasional musical guest or standup act, and doesn't want to be seen.
* NonHumanSidekick: His variety of {{Hand Puppet}}s, including (but not limited to) [[{{Unicorn}} a unicorn]], [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs a dinosaur]], [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins a penguin]], Kronos (King of the [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Monkey People]]), Brian the [[ThreateningShark Shark]], Agatha the Chicken, [[PunnyName Wavy Rancheros]] the Waving Crocodile, [[SeanConnery Connery]] the Bull, the Swine Flu Comedy [[MessyPig Pig]], a sheepdog, a camel, a ball on a stick, Skully the flaming ''Comicbook/GhostRider'' skull on a stick, an owl that doesn't have a mouth, Sid the Cussing Bunny, Storm Trousers the Fourth from the Planet Thunderpants (one of the "People of Earth" intros), and '''himself'''.
** According to his fans, Creator/BettyWhite and Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket (the President of Iran) are puppets as well.
** Geoff Peterson, thanks to Grant Imahara. "[[RoboSpeak Ha!...Ha!...Ha!...You're...the...man...Craig!]]"
** There is also an (un)explainable giraffe puppet. "Don't you hate it when you [[DoubleEntendre explain your giraffe]] by accident?"
** The new set has a talking rhino head above the fireplace named Sandra.
** And don't forget about Secretariat too!
* OhCrap: Geoff Peterson has one with [[RoboSpeak "Uh...oh!"]]
* TheOtherDarrin: Impersonator Josh Robert Thompson took over the role of Geoff from Craig after the character's first week on the show.
** TheOtherMarty: Thompson himself was replaced from November 7-21, 2011 due to unavailability. Many well known actors and personalities like Creator/AlfredMolina, Larry King, and Thomas Lennon (Who turned Geoff into Khloe Banderas) were used in his place. Lennon again replaced Thompson between November 28-30, 2011.
* PantomimeAnimal: "Who's that at the door? IT'S SECRETARIAT!" ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEIVtLE4d8#t=13m18s Participants]] in the Secretariat Dance receive "Team Secretariat" t-shirts.)
** As of the current set, Secretariat has his own stable and window on the right end of the set; Craig personally feels his presence is a little creepy.
* PatchworkMap: Whenever Craig asks for a map of an area, such as Italy, the map appears with such fake places as the Sea of ''Film/{{Borat}}'', {{Narnia}} — and, in one Italy example, [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario Bros. Island]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bez-T_kz-bs#t=6m45s This map of France]] has the Bay of Borat, Narnia, Graceland, and (on the continent of England) [[Series/DoctorWho Dr. Who-istan]].
* PreciousPuppies: The time that Craig brought his French bulldog, Cabbage, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucMxqh-6BHA on the show]] (April 13, 2009). He actually seemed pretty dismayed at the audience's reaction.
-->'''Craig''': Why did you laugh when the dog came on, and then when I came on, you went "Awwww...."?
* {{Priceless Ming Vase}}s: Supposedly loaned to Craig from the Getty Museum for the first show of 2011, and destroyed by Secretariat during the Tweetmail segment.
* RearrangeTheSong: Not long after it was introduced, the theme song was re-done a little and had a line added ("You can always sleep through work tomorrow").
* ReplacementFlatCharacter: Craig has said on the air more than once that the purpose of having Geoff Peterson on the show is to make him seem less creepy and weird by comparison, even invoking original TropeNamer [[{{Frasier}} Niles Crane]] as a precedent.
* ReptilesAreAbhorrent: Played with; Wavy Rancheros is pretty friendly and likes to wave, but rarely gets through a segment without talking about eating someone.
* RidiculouslyHumanRobots: Geoff, since Josh started doing his voice.
* TheRival: Ferguson sometimes jokingly alludes to the competition with his counterparts at Creator/{{ABC}} (Jimmy Kimmel) and Creator/{{NBC}} (Jimmy Fallon, and before that Creator/ConanOBrien), and occasionally interacts with them by proxy. Ferguson and Fallon have waved at each other with giant MickeyMouse hands, and once sent each other Christmas gifts (a [[CuteKitten pair of kittens]] for Jimmy, a [[HomemadeSweaterFromHell garish Christmas sweater]] for Craig) and displayed them on their respective shows.
** Craig often self-mockingly refers to himself as "the Scottish Conan guy".
** Whenever Kristen Bell is on the show, the "rivalry" between her and Geoff Peterson is renewed. She blames him for stealing her chance at being co-host, and the two have no problem hurling insults at each other whenever she's a guest.[[note]]It's played for laughs, obviously.[[/note]]
* RobotBuddy: Geoff is thorough aversion of this, since he's not very functional (he can only move his head and arms) and he frequently mocks and bickers with Craig.
* RunningGag: Asking for a picture of [[Music/TheBeatles Paul McCartney]] and receiving one of Creator/AngelaLansbury. And this is a gag that exists because of spite!
** Whenever Craig asks for a picture of Cher, he gets one of Marilyn Manson.
** Whenever Craig asks for a picture of Kim Jong Il, "That is one angry lesbian."
** Whenever he mentions a network besides CBS he spits, but if said network airs the show of a guest he adds "but the '''show's''' good!"
** Commenting on the nature of the audience's applause at the beginning of almost every show, usually about how it was coerced out of them by a warm-up comedian with candy.
** Insisting that the show is done live when it quite obviously is not.
** Secretariat, although he's added that he won't stop it until people stop sending him tweets telling him to stop it.
*** Secretariat eventually became a full sidekick.
** Craig and his ferrets. Occasionally, the camera will linger on the photograph for [[OverlyLongGag far too long]].
** Craig asking Geoff if he's ever visited a random location, and Geoff responding that he has a place there, [[note]](where he likes to throw beads at people, take his clothes off, and go swimming)[[/note]] and Craig should come by sometime.
** Early in the show's run, Craig would make repeated jokes about [[ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]] being a vampire.
** When he mentions EltonJohn, he shows a picture of Elton from 1980's concert in Central Park, wearing [[http://morethings.com/music/elton_john/elton_john-120.jpg the infamous]] DonaldDuck costume.
** Craig brings up ''"Fashion!!!"'' and a few seconds of generic dance music plays. It sounds suspiciously like "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited.
** The cartoonish graphics on the monologue, usually celebrating incredibly trivial holidays. Each one explodes after a few seconds for no reason.
** Jerry from Room Service, who calls Craig instead of the other way around. Started out as a skit which followed the sequence with the bells mentioned above (One bell, speak German; two bells, still German; three bells, Dracula; four bells, Italian Bill Clinton; five bells, room service).
** Alfredo Sauce and the Shy Fellas, who are too shy to come out from behind the curtain.
** BettyWhite "needed some cash; she lost it on (insert any incident here)".
** Michael Naidus is a racist. [[labelnote:Explanation]] Michael Naidus is the show's producer. He informs Craig when a word or a gesture is going to be censored. Craig's standard response is that it's a Scottish word, and Naidus is censoring it because he's a racist.[[/labelnote]]
** It had been a long-standing running gag that what Craig really wanted out of life was a secret volcano base with an army of [[SkeleBot9000 robot skeletons]] (one of the Tweets & Emails animated intros still shows a volcano with an army of [[{{Film/Terminator}} Terminators.)]] [[RobotMaster Grant Imhara]] of ''Series/MythBusters'' (a show Craig had repeatedly said he was a fan of) then contacted him and offered to actually build him a robot skeleton. Geoff Peterson is the result.
* SelfDeprecation: Craig employs this a ''lot'', with regard to himself as well as the show in general.
* ShamelessSelfPromotion: "You know, ''ClashOfTheTitans'' comes out this weekend...[[FantasticAesop but will you learn anything from it?]] Why don't you watch something you can learn something from...like...''Film/HowToTrainYourDragon''? ...[[DontExplainTheJoke Alright, I'm in it!]]"
* ShoutOut: Many. Craig's anchorman schtick for "It's a great day for America, everybody" had him adjusting a dial which would briefly switch to ''Tijuana Taxi'', then make a series of beeps before proceeding to deliver the "news" in a voice that usually was an impression of Walter Cronkite. [[note]](The "beep" sound effects were typically used to open each ''CBS Evening News'' broadcast during Cronkite's tenure, making this even more likely to be an homage to him.)[[/note]]
** Craig ran side-by-side his intro and the intro of a French talk show that's copied it. The host sings, plays drums, and ends up in a water fountain...same as Craig does. The logo even uses the same font as the ''Late Late Show'' graphic. The only difference is that the French show's intro didn't have any hand puppets and was shot from different angles.
** Geoff Peterson wears a nametag from ''ThePriceIsRight''.
** Josh Robert Thompson as MorganFreeman: "[[TheShawshankRedemption Get busy watchin', or get busy sleepin'!]]"
* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: For his 1,000th episode, Craig stayed off-camera and performed the whole show (including opening monologue, guest interviews, etc.) as Wavy.
** On February 24, 2010, he did a show without the usual StudioAudience or comedy bits, and featuring only one guest (StephenFry). As Craig explained in the opening, it was intended as a sort of homage to Tom Snyder.
** Occasionally, shows will feature one guest. In 2013 alone, both Stephen Fry and Robin Williams were the only guest. Considering the guests involved, this seems less of an error or due to a 2nd guest not showing up, but more by design. The StephenFry appearance in particular, as it was taped well in advance of its airdate.
* ShowWithinAShow: ''[[BuddyCopShow Bone Patrol with GP and the Fergs]]''
* SkeleBot9000: Geoff Peterson.
* SoundEffectBleep: During the the teaser and the monologue, the censors pixilate Craig's mouth and mute the audio when he swears. When one of the puppets swears (i.e., Sid or Wavy Rancheros), there's a beep and sometimes pixilation over their mouths. During other segments of of the show, the censors place CG flags of other nations over the mouths of Craig, Geoff and the guests, accompanied by speeded-up audio of Craig saying a phrase supposedly associated with that country. These include;
** Spanish flag: "Oh, did I swear four times already?" '''¡AY CARAMBA!''' "That's ''five''."
** French flag: "Like I give a—'''OOHLALA!'''"
** Italian flag: '''Tootsi Frootsi!''' or '''[[GratuitousItalian Whassa cummanago!]]''' and
** Australian flag: '''Crikey Dingo!''' and '''Boing!'''
** Swedish flag: '''[[TheMillenniumTrilogy Girl With the Dragon Tattoo!]]'''
** Gay Pride flag: '''Ah-oh!''' or '''Ohh!'''
* SoylentGreen: Canadian Bacon is made FROM PEOPLE!
* SpoofAesop: ''What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig?''
* [[StudioAudience Studio Audience That's Completely Genuine In Their Applause]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Which Is Not At All Prompted By A Warm-Up Comedian]]
* StuffBlowingUp: The graphics during the occasional "theme week". Hell, just about [[IncendiaryExponent ANY graphic he calls for]] [[MadeOfExplodium explodes at the end]]. [[AvertedTrope NOTABLY averted]] during "Nobel Prize Week", where the graphic simply rose up to a small trumpet fanfare, then lowered back down without incendiary incident.
* TakeThat: Against CBS, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, ''himself'' ("Take that... me.") — actually, pretty much anything and everything. He even does them against ''people he likes''. "Take that... man who's been nothing but nice to me!"
* ThemeTuneExtended: A fully recorded studio version can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q22ut6HchNg here.]]
** For the closing credits of the last episode of Scotland week, The Imagineers (the Glasgow band who was the musical guest for all five shows) performed the full version of the theme.
* TheTeaser: The show opens with one of these every night. Sometimes takes the form of a mini-monologue from Craig, sometimes it's a backstage sketch with that night's guest, sometimes it's an all-singing, all-dancing musical lip-sync number.
* ThrowingOutTheScript: Symbolising his free-wheeling interviewing style, Craig begins every interview by tearing up a set of palm cards that presumably contains his notes for the interview. Sometimes he says "We won't be needing these" for good measure.
* {{Troll}}: Craig often taunts Geoff's inability to move more than 12 feet from an outlet, move his left arm or play the harmonica.
* {{Twitter}}: Craig's [[http://twitter.com/#!/CraigyFerg on it]], and has taken to answering viewer tweets along with their emails each night.
** Originally, there were two separate stacks — yellow for tweets, white for emails. After two or three shows, it was changed to simply one stack with the tweets and emails randomly arranged within (although the tweets are identifiable by the picture of a random bird above the text).
* {{UST}}: Played straight with many of the show's female guests. Some of the men, too. ''Especially'' if the guest opts for an awkward pause with sexual subtext to close out the interview.
** ''Especially'' with Creator/KristenBell, who has such great chemistry with Ferguson she has appeared more times than any other guest and at one point lobbied to be hired as a full-time co-host (see above for who she accuses of "stealing" the spot from her). During a series of episodes shot in Paris, she did in fact serve in a co-host capacity, and the UST is referenced when the two actually have a "moment" (played for laughs) during one on-location sequence. In reality, the two are happily involved in other relationships; they just carry on as if they're involved.
** He and James [=MacAvoy=] created a Vacuum of Scottish Charm.
* VacationEpisode: A week in Paris in 2011, a week in Scotland in 2012 and a special episode in New Orleans that aired after the Super Bowl in 2013.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Craig and Geoff Peterson often have this kind of relationship, made a bit surreal by the fact that one of them is a robot skeleton.
* VivaLasVegas: One sketch was about Craig and Geoff going to Las Vegas to celebrate Geoff's birthday with guests like [[Series/MythBusters Grant Imahara]], who originally made Geoff, and MorganFreeman doing Secretariat's voice for [[RuleOfFunny lord knows what reason]]. It all builds up to [[{{Robosexual}} Craig and Geoff getting married]], much to their (or at least Craig's) surprise.
* WeaselMascot
* WeCare: Craig likes to mock the ones his network does — [[SarcasmMode "CBS Cares."]]
-->'''Craig''': In fact, that's what CBS stands for — Cares...'Bout...Stuff.
-->''"We're outta time. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Mouth organ]], [[{{Beat}} awkward pause]], or Big Cash Prize?"''
-->''"I'm gonna go with the awkward pause."''
-->''"All right, then."''