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->''They're creepy and they're kooky,''
->''Mysterious and spooky,''
->''They're altogether ooky,''
->''The Addams Family.''

Television series based on the ghoulish cartoons published by Creator/CharlesAddams in ''Magazine/TheNewYorker'' magazine starting in the 1930s, produced by Creator/{{Filmways}} and broadcast on Creator/{{ABC}} from 1964 to 1966. It was one of the last network series filmed entirely in black and white, which may have been a stylistic decision given the subject matter. While not very successful in the two years of its original run, it became a [[CultClassic cult favorite]] once it entered syndication, and [[Franchise/TheAddamsFamily inspired spin-offs in many media]].

A deliberate inversion of the ideal American NuclearFamily, the Addamses are an obscenely wealthy clan of borderline supernatural beings with a taste for the grotesque and macabre, possessing opinions and preferences that are mirror images or inversions of more conventional attitudes. Although very visibly different from virtually everyone they meet, they still perceive themselves as a "perfectly normal family"; in fact, they seem somewhat incapable of even noticing that their lifestyle varies widely from that of their neighbors.

They also invert various horror-movie tropes about evil families: despite their tastes and the apparent trappings of pain and horror amidst which they live, the Addamses are clearly [[DarkIsNotEvil NOT evil]] -- they are compassionate and loving, friendly to all they meet, eager to help strangers in times of need, and tolerant to a fault. In fact, they are probably more so than most families! The end result is more delightfully eccentric and endearing than disturbing.

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* ''Gomez Alonzo Addams'', the clan patriarch (John Astin). Ostensibly a lawyer, though the family's ''vast'' independent wealth eliminates any need for him to actually work; when he does, though, he takes great pride in the cases he's ''lost''.
* ''Morticia Frump Addams'', his wife (Carolyn Jones). [[FemmeFatale Tall]], [[TheVamp elegant]], [[EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette ivory-skinned and black-tressed]], and always clad in a [[ParentService tight, slinky]] [[LittleBlackDress black dress]]. Morticia is calm reason to Gomez's maniacal exuberance. Popular opinion is that she is a vampire - she rarely smiles with her teeth.
* ''Pugsley Addams'', their son (Ken Weatherwax). A young MadScientist in the making who once demonstrated a home-made disintegration rifle to a visiting Soviet diplomat.
* ''Wednesday Friday Addams'', their youngest (Lisa Loring). A sweet, happy child who loves her family, her spider, and her headless doll UsefulNotes/MarieAntoinette. [[ChildrenAreInnocent She is also quite sensitive]] and easily disturbed by strange and upsetting things like stories of vicious knights slaying innocent dragons.
* ''Grandmama'', Gomez's mother (Blossom Rock). More than just an old lady but not ''quite'' a witch, Grandmama takes a delight in doing a lot of the family's cooking and gladly acts as a secondary parental figure to the children.
* ''Uncle Fester'', Morticia's uncle (Jackie Coogan). Blend a MadScientist and his [[TheIgor Igor]] together, and filter them through Curly Howard of ''Film/TheThreeStooges'', and you get Uncle Fester.
* ''Lurch'', their [[FrankensteinsMonster Frankensteinian]] butler (Ted Cassidy). A man(?) of few words but many groans, Lurch may be their all-purpose servant, but he is treated as one of the family, receiving care and devotion from everyone when he needs it.
* ''Thing'', their... thing. (Credited as "Itself" but usually performed by Ted Cassidy; associate producer Jack Voglin performed in scenes with Lurch.) A hand in a box -- many boxes, actually, as there's at least one in every room. Fetches mail, plays charades, performs mime. Clearly both sentient and sapient, and like Lurch treated as a family member rather than a servant or pet. Got its very own romantic subplot in one episode.

Together they live in a crumbling Second Empire-style home which looks much like a stereotypical "haunted house" and which seems at times to be animate and sentient, with a playful attitude toward most visitors. Inside is a museum -- or a Ripley's Odditorium: strange and bizarre decorations and furnishings fill the house to the brim, and invariably shock first-time visitors.

And ''do'' they have visitors. The primary theme of ''The Addams Family'' was culture clash -- that of post-war America against something profoundly and grotesquely ''other''. All manner of [[{{Muggles}} ordinary folk]] encountered the Addamses -- sometimes to their benefit, sometimes to their dismay -- but never without challenging their notions of normality and reality.

A secondary theme was tolerance -- as strange as they are, the Addamses are the ''heroes'', and the viewer is encouraged to understand, empathize and identify with them regardless of their macabre ways. Once the Addamses are familiar, delight comes from anticipating the reaction of the next unsuspecting [[{{Muggles}} mundane]] to cross their path. The show was so exquisitely crafted that this appeal to tolerance was never [[{{Anvilicious}} blatant]], save for one memorable episode where a ''Film/RebelWithoutACause''-style biker crashes into the Addams home; he is so astounded by and grateful for their casual acceptance of his unconventional ways that he holds them up as an example of a true family to his rigid, unyielding father.

In short, a classic series, groundbreaking in many ways, that entertains and challenges the viewer. Among its many "firsts" was the relationship between Gomez and Morticia -- one of the most [[HappilyMarried singularly passionate marriages]] on television in that or any other era, it was perhaps the first time a married couple had been shown to be so fiercely and intensely in love with each other. In fact, it's been half-joked that the couple appear to be the only 1960s TV parents ''capable'' of having children. Interestingly, the Addamses are widely considered to be the most mentally healthy 60s SitCom family out there, and with good reason.

A ReunionShow, ''Halloween With The New Addams Family'', aired on CBS in October 1977 featuring most of the original cast.

Once the program's cult status was well-established, it became the subject of several revivals, remakes and {{Animated Adaptation}}s, which are detailed on the [[Franchise/TheAddamsFamily franchise overview page]].

A revival series, ''The New Addams Family'', ran from 1998-1999, and was preceded by a DirectToVideo pilot movie, ''Addams Family Reunion''.

For tropes found in the original television show, the 1977 television movie with the original cast, or the 1990s live-action revival series, see below. For tropes found in other adaptations, follow the link in the paragraph above.

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* AccentUponTheWrongSyllable: In the opening theme song, the word "scream", usually pronounced as one syllable, is pronounced as two syllables--"scree-um"--in order for it to rhyme with "museum."
* AffectionateNickname: Tish.
* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: InUniverse: There was an episode of the TV series in which the Addams children are sent to school and their parents feel alarmed when they discover that in the literature class the kids were read a story about a cruel knight that savagely murders an innocent dragon.
* AmusingAlien: The family is both amusing (to viewers) and alien (to everyone around them).
* BlindingBangs: Cousin Itt is a most extreme case, being covered in fur from head to toe.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: The defining trait of the Addamses, and a big part of their appeal, is that they have a clearly... "off"... sense of the way the world works. Finding "normal" cute animals to be ugly, being disgusted by birdsong or flowers, finding frightening creatures to be adorable, etcetera. And, from their perspective, it's the mundane people who are odd and possibly crazy. Despite this, though, they are extremely gracious, kind, generous and friendly in their own creepy way.
* BullyingADragon: Honestly, if you knew of a family like this, and were fully aware of what they do and how they do it, would you attempt to just be cordial, or would you antagonize them? Fortunately, most people don't try to antagonise them, instead preferring to avoid them and get away from them as fast and yet politely as possible when they get too creeped out.
* CallBack: In "My Son, the Chimp," Pugsley mentions the Gorilla he befriended and brought home in one of the first episodes.
* CatchPhrase: Quite a lot, actually. The most famous would be Lurch's "You rang?", Gomez's "Tish! That's French!", Uncle Fester's "I'll shoot them in the back", and "Thank you, Thing", which was used by everyone, but mostly Wednesday and Morticia.
* CharacterAsHimself: "Thing as Itself"
* ChristmasEpisode: "Christmas with the Addams Family," where the adults each dress up as SantaClaus for the benefit of the children... at the same time.
* CloserToEarth: Morticia vs. Gomez.
** Surprisingly, this trope is much less prevalent than in other major sitcoms. Gomez is still an intelligent and attentive husband and father, and not a BumblingDad.
* CompanionCube: Wednesday with "[[UsefulNotes/MarieAntoinette Marie]]," her headless doll.
** Uncle Fester with his [[{{BFG}} blunderbuss]].
** Also Fester with his coat. He says he never takes it off, and even insists on wearing it during a doctor's examination.
* ContinuityNod: The original series had a surprising number for a 1960s sitcom, such as Wednesday's hatred of fairy tales that involved the slaying of dragons.
** The 1977 reunion special ''Halloween with the New Addams Family'' had a few, including an appearance by Thing's love interest Lady Fingers and Morticia's sister Ophelia.
* ContinuityReboot: 1998's ''The New Addams Family''
* ConveyorBeltODoom: Gomez and Morticia are playing this with Fester in "Ophelia's Career". The conveyor belt blows a fuse right before it would have sliced Fester's head open.
* CreepyChild: Pugsley and Wednesday, although this is mostly played for laughs.
* CreepyGood: Potentially the TropeCodifier
* DarkIsNotEvil: Despite how dark, creepy and macabre the family is, the Addamses are all genuinely good people.
** Amusingly, the Addamses aren't even ''aware'' of how strange they are. They think of themselves as a typical, normal American family and are nice enough to try not to say anything about those weirdos who play with puppies and pick flowers.
* DayOfTheWeekName: Wednesday Friday Addams.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Thing's full name was said to be "Thing T. Thing," with the middle initial being for "Thing."
* DontYouLikeIt: This is the usual result of the Addamses trying to do anything neighborly for their neighbors, due to BlueAndOrangeMorality.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Morticia and Wednesday.
* ElectionDayEpisode: "Gomez, the Politician" has Gomez throwing himself into the campaign for a local city council candidate.
* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys: "My Son, the Chimp."
* EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench: How many times does ''this'' come up between Gomez and Morticia? In the French translations, it becomes Everything Sounds Sexier in Spanish.
** And Italian.
* ExpositoryThemeTune
* ExtremelyDustyHome: The Addams mansion.
* TheFaceless: Cousin Itt, hidden by all that hair; in fact, Itt's hands were possibly the only part of his body ever seen, and those rarely - and even then only wearing gloves.
* FacePalm: Lurch did this, without ever putting his face to his palm. All he had to do was squint his eyes and go "urrrrrr" whenever he heard something he knew wasn't a good idea.
* FluffyTheTerrible: In the original series they kept a pet African lion named Kittycat. She seemed harmless.
* AFoolForAClient: Gomez, as an attorney, has represented himself on occasion. He usually loses. And just as usually, he couldn't care less.
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: The New Addams Family episode "Saving Private Addams" ends with one of the family's activities knocking out a television antenna. Gomez comments that someone will be watching static tonight and kicks the antenna, which then causes the whole screen to become static before the credits roll.
* GadgeteerGenius: Pugsley in the original series, inventing many devices, such as a disintegration gun.
-->'''Gomez''': (After demonstrating the gun by zapping a nearby table lamp.) Sure helps keep things neat and tidy around here!
* GentleGiant: Lurch, more or less.
* GutturalGrowler: Lurch. "You rang?"
* HalloweenEpisode: Several, natch:
** "Halloween with the Addams Family": From Season 1 of the original series, a pair of burglars are on the run from the cops. Gomez and Morticia think them trick-or-treaters and insist they join in on their Halloween festivities.
*** This is remade for the New Addams Family; in addition to the above, Halloween is treated with the same pageantry and levity as Christmas morning.
** "Halloween, Addams Style": From Season 2, Wednesday fears witches don't actually exist.
** ''Halloween with the New Addams Family'': The 1977 MadeForTVMovie sees the family coming together again for a Halloween party.
* HappilyMarried: Gomez and Morticia.
** As part of the one-upmanship of the DuelingShows, while Herman & Lily Munster were among the first TV couples to be seen sharing the same bed, Gomez & Morticia were the first couple to have an apparent sex life.
*** According to Website/IMDb, Astin and Jones deliberately decided to give Gomez and Morticia "a grand romance" as an antidote to the virtually asexual parents then common in television shows of the era.
* HypocriticalHumor: This would often come to play whenever the Addamses criticized others for being strange and/or boasting about how normal they are.
* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: During an instance of PoorCommunicationKills, Gomez and Morticia each thought the other was preparing to stray, and each told the other they would step aside for the other's happiness.Fortunately, they each realize the truth before too late.
* IdenticalGrandson: John Astin as "Grandpapa Addams" on ''The New Addams Family''.
* InjuryBookend: One episode centers around this, after Gomez gets amnesia from being hit on the head with a juggling club. One person hits him and fixes him, another person thinks he's still out of it and brings the amnesia back by hitting him ''again'', and so on.
* ImprobableAimingSkills: All the Addamses go back and forth between having superhuman aiming skills (e.g. throwing knives into the hilts of the previous knife five or six times in a row, often without looking) to having absolutely dreadful aim [[RuleOfFunny depending on what's funnier]].
* IntercontinuityCrossover: A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT5dzaje1dE very brief one]] with Series/{{Batman}}, of all people.
* InTheBack
-->'''Uncle Fester:''' I'll shoot 'em in the back! Turn around!
* ISophagus: Fester swallows a whistle in "Ophelia's Career", with predictable results.
* KissUpTheArm: Gomez with Morticia, whenever she speaks French.
* KnightOfCerebus: ''The New Addams Family'' played with this trope in the episode ''Death Visits the Addams Family''. TheGrimReaper arrives to claim the soul of Gomez, and at first appears to be very intimidating; even [[EvilSoundsDeep his voice]] is menacing. However, Death eventually reveals himself to be a short and harmless-looking man. Despite this, he is still played as a serious threat because he still wants to bring Gomez to the great beyond and covets Morticia. In the end, Gomez bests Death at a few games and sends him back to the netherworld. The last thing that keeps this trope from being played completely straight is the fact that this episode was the final episode of the series.
* LaughTrack: The original live action series made use of this.
* LazyBum: In one episode, Morticia and Uncle Fester mistakenly overhear Gomez say the family is broke. Fester turns to Morticia "What will we do for money? I'm too proud to beg and too lazy to work!"
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: In one episode Morticia needs a phony name to give to Gomez's broker, and asks Fester what he thinks of the name 'Jones'. Fester's reply -- "Eh...what kind of name is Jones?" (In this version of the show, Morticia was played by Carolyn Jones).
* LighterAndSofter: Many of the darker gags in the Addams cartoons depict family members as explicitly evil and murderous, especially the bald character named in the TV series as "Fester". The TV series, however, depicts them as kindly, artistic bohemians who are undeservedly distrusted by their uptight suburban neighbours because of their countercultural lifestyle.
* LimitedWardrobe: With only a few very rare exceptions, the family always wears the same outfits.
* LovesTheSoundOfScreaming: The Addamses, of course.
* MadeForTVMovie: ''Halloween With The New Addams Family''
* MadScientist: Fester and Gomez, a bit. Gomez fit some of the more harmless varieties of the trope; the smallest stimulus would send his mind careening down a new path of speculation, so his attention probably wouldn't be on any one experiment long enough to cause actual harm.
* MaintainTheLie: An episode was based on Lurch's aged mother coming to visit him, and his having never told her he was a butler; most of the story involved his posing as the master of the house, with Gomez acting as butler and Morticia as maid.
* ManEatingPlant: Cleopatra and the rest of the plants in Morticia's greenhouse don't ever ''eat'' anyone, but they're definitely carnivorous and occasionally dangerous to people.
* MarxBrothers: Just about anything that John Astin says -- in both sarcastic substance and delivery style -- seems to {{Expy}} Groucho, which is not surprising since series producer Nat Perrin was a former Marx Brothers gag writer.
* {{Moonburn}}: TropeNamer. In the episode "Portrait of Gomez", the family enjoys a nice quiet evening outside. Because Uncle Fester ate the moonscreen instead of applying it to his skin, he got a moonburn (apparently).
* {{Muggles}}: Most everyone else in the series.
* MysteriousMiddleInitial: SubvertedTrope. When Thing went missing and the Addamses hired a detective to find him, they said his name was Thing T. Thing and, when asked what the middle T. stood for, they said it meant [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Thing]].
* MythologyGag:
** Thing was a Mythology Gag. He was inspired by a Charles Addams cartoon where a postman approaches the Family's house and is surprised by a sign that says, "Beware of the Thing!"
** The third Addams child Pubert from the second film was referenced in The New Addams Family remake of The Addams Family Goes to School, where Wednesday mentions that there used to be a third Addams sibling until Pugsley ate him.
* NamedByTheAdaptation: All of the characters (though the list of suggestions for their names was provided by Charles Addams himself).
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: The entire point of the series.
* NoodleIncident: ''Addams Family Reunion'' mentions, on two separate occasions, an attack dog named Spot that the Addamses owned at one point, who died in an incident with a Girl Scout troop. Nothing is said in regards to what actually ''happened'' to him, though at one point the dog -- [[TaxidermyIsCreepy now stuffed]] -- is seen, still snarling.
* NuclearFamily: The CultureClash was heightened by the fact that, underneath their utterly bizarre trappings and tastes, the Addams Family are a loving family with a healthy relationship.
* ObnoxiousInLaws: Subverted. Gomez and Fester gelled so brilliantly in the original series that later incarnations Retconned them into brothers.
** In ''Addams Family Reunion'', Gomez asks if Morticia has noticed anything strange about his grandparents, who are visiting, and her response is: "Now, keep in mind that for me they are still ''in-laws''. Tradition dictates that I must ''despise'' them. Regardless of my own personal feelings in the matter."
* OnceAnEpisode: The inevitable mention of various [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen never-seen relatives]], such as Uncle Knick-Knack. Sometimes happened more than once per episode, but who's counting?
* OneHeadTaller: Averted - Gomez is noticeably shorter than Morticia, but clearly ''neither'' of them has a problem with that.
* OnlySaneMan: Subverted with Lurch. Although he often sounds exasperated and seems to be the DeadpanSnarker when dealing with the family's whims, he often is happy to oblige overall.
* TheOphelia: Morticia's older sister in the TV series (established in the episode "Morticia's Romance", which deals with Gomez and Morticia meeting right before his ArrangedMarriage - to Ophelia). Unsurprisingly, she's named Ophelia and has long, flowing hair.
* OurBetterIsDifferent: Nearly all the time, considering the family.
* PerkyGoth: Gomez is a male example.
** Wednesday was this in the TV show.
* PilotMovie: ''Addams Family Reunion'' was this for ''The New Addams Family''.
* TheQuietOne: Lurch.
* QuirkyHousehold
* RailEnthusiast / StuffBlowingUp: Gomez. One of his favorite pastimes is to set his model trains running toward each other on the same track, then dynamite the track just before they have a chance to collide.
* ReactionaryFantasy: The ''ultimate'' subversion!
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Ted "Lurch" Cassidy's brief, unexpected teen idol status became the basis for an episode where Lurch's harpsichord playing earns him a similar teenybopper following.
* RemakeCameo: John Astin as Grandpa Addams, Gomez's grandfather, in ''The New Addams Family''.
* RepetitiveName: Thing T. Thing. And of course when prompted for what the T stands the answer is "Thing".
* ReunionShow: The 1977 television special ''Halloween with the New Addams Family''.
* RoleReprisal: The 1977 special ''Halloween with the New Addams Family'' had most of the cast from the 1960's show reprise their roles, with the exceptions of Gomez's mother Grandmama and Morticia's mother Hester Frump.
* RunningGag: The front gate, the doorbell pull, the roaring bear rug, and others.
** The New Addams Family had a recurring gag of Wednesday trying to kill or seriously injure Pugsley, only for Thing to save the boy's life at the last minute.
* SalemIsWitchCountry: In episode "Halloween--Addams Style", Wednesday is crushed to hear from a neighbor that witches aren't real. So the family holds a seance in an effort to summon the spirit of Aunt Singe, an ancestor and a real witch who was burned at Salem.
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: In ''Addams Family Reunion'', the family is mistakenly invited to another family's reunion, and when it looks like the eccentric billionaire grandfather is going to leave his money to the Addamses instead of his greedy Adams relatives, the rich family reports Gomez and Morticia to a DepartmentOfChildDisservices, steals Wednesday and Pugsley away, buries Lurch alive, and has Fester thrown in an insane asylum. But luckily, the grandfather uses his power and wealth to bail Gomez and Morticia out of jail, rescue Lurch before he runs out of oxygen, and rescue Fester from the asylum, while Wednesday and Pugsley take care of their foster family themselves.
* SheIsAllGrownUp: Wednesday has her "grownup" moments, wearing a miniature Morticia dress.
* ShoutOut:
** In one episode Morticia and Gomez try to think of a job for moptop Cousin Itt. Gomez says "I know! Music/TheBeatles! ... Nah, he'd be too much for them."
*** Music/TheBeatles actually were fans of the show.
** In another, we have this gem:
-->'''Uncle Fester:''' Hey, did you ever notice, ComicStrip/LittleOrphanAnnie doesn't have any eyeballs?\\
'''Morticia:''' That's part of her charm.
* SleepingSingle: Subverted.
* {{Sleepwalking}}: In "Gomez, the Cat Burglar", Grandma's yak stew causes Gomez to sleepwalk at night--and to start robbing houses in the neighborhood in his sleep.
* TheSpeechless: Thing. Sometimes he uses sign language. Once he gets so frantic trying to communicate with Gomez he's shaking too much to sign properly, prompting Gomez to cry, "I hate it when you stutter!".
* StockFootage: Whenever a new visitor enters the house, the same footage of its unusual furnishings is used.
** The shots of Kitty Cat coming down the stairs or into the living room from the parlor.
* TeamPet: Thing
** Also, Kitty Cat, a lion, created especially for the series.
* ThemeTuneCameo: Often happened in the original series, with Lurch playing it on the harpsicord.
** In countless portions of ''Addams Family Reunion''.
** ''The New Addams Family'' is an interesting case. Its new theme song can be heard playing in the background, but the original theme by Vic Mizzy also appears in the episodes ''Grandpapa Addams Comes to Visit'' and ''Lurch and his Piano'' (the theme is used as Grandpapa Addams' {{Leitmotif}} in the former and Lurch plays a few bars of it near the end of the latter).
* TookALevelInKindness: Uncle Fester in The New Addams Family. Though he wasn't really a bad person anyway, this particular incarnation of Fester was portrayed as more friendly and jovial than usual. He even used his electric abilities to revive a hospital patient in the remake of ''Uncle Fester's Illness'' and went along with children that mistook him for the real Santa Claus in the remake of ''Christmas with the Addams Family''.
* TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture: The Addams were the first sitcom family with a home computer, albeit one that filled a room. Named "Whizzo" it appeared in at least two episodes, predicting horse races and an upcoming election. Gomez even refers to it as his 'personal computer' in the horse racing episode.
* UncannyFamilyResemblance: Morticia's sister Ophelia, appeared in three episodes, played by Carolyn Jones.
* TheUnintelligible: Cousin Itt
** Itt was only TheUnintelligible to strangers. Family members [[IntelligibleUnintelligible had no problem understanding what he was saying]].
* {{Unishment}}: A recurring source of frustration for many of their foes. Usually any attempt to make the demented Addams suffer [[TooKinkyToTorture only brings them pleasure]].
* UnusualPetsForUnusualPeople: The Addamses have as a housepet a full-grown lion they called Kittycat.
* UnwantedRescue: In ''Addams Family Reunion'', Lurch saves a RichBitch from drowning and gives her CPR. She isn't very grateful.
* UpToEleven: Pretty much everything the Addamses do, including [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossing the line twice]]. Most obvious in the increasingly gruesome and creative way in which their ancestors met their fates.
-->"Children! Look! It's Great-Aunt Levinia! She was beheaded by her own children!"
-->"Yaaay!"
* VanityPlate
* VillainProtagonist: Subverted. While they appear disturbing, the Addamses are kind and decent people.
* WaifFu: Ophelia knows her karate.
** Wednesday is mentioned to be a karate practitioner.
* WholeEpisodeFlashback: In the series' only two-part episode, Morticia and Gomez tell the kids about how they met.
* WickedCultured: And ''how''. Even Lurch is a harpsichord virtuoso.
* WorldOfHam: OH YEAH!

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