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Family {{Sitcom}}, characterized by notoriously bad parents. Despite this fact, their three kids are actually (relatively) well-adjusted.

Set in UsefulNotes/{{Chicago}}, Bill and Judy Miller have never really given up their high-school antics, despite having three children to raise: brainy Brian, spoiled Lauren, and strange little Tina. Judy's unlucky-in-love sister Linda often pops in to trade barbs with Bill. The end of episodes usually deal with a role reversal by having the kids teach a lesson to the adults.

Has nothing to do with the {{Glurge}}-filled StrawmanPolitical autobiography penned by a Miss USA contestant, or the Music/EltonJohn song "I'm Still Standing".

!!Tropes Used:
* {{Adorkable}}: Brian
* ArtisticLicenseLaw: Two in-universe examples were mentioned, PlayedForLaughs:
** In one, Judy mentioned how Bill once wanted to build a treetop casino because it wouldn't be subject to "the laws of the ground."
** In another, Bill wanted to share a beer with Brian to recreate a memorable father-son bonding he had done with his father before Brian leaves to study abroad in Italy. When teenaged Brian asks if that's illegal, Bill tells him airports are like International Waters and immune from local law. This one is averted though, as he readily admits he's lying, he just wanted Brian to shut up.
* BigEater: Bill.
* BrotherSisterIncest: Well, sister-sister incest, actually. In one episode, Judy thinks she got groped by her mother-in-law's boyfriend while he was hugging her, so she tries to recreate the moment with her sister Linda by hugging her and grabbing her ass. Both of them seem to enjoy it (Judy even makes a comment about Linda having tight glutes). Linda lampshades this later on when Judy wears tight pants in order to try and see if the boyfriend will try to grab her ass again.
-->'''Judy''': Now keep your eyes on my butt all night long.
-->'''Linda''': Is it possible that we're too close?
* CallingTheOldManOut: In "Still Bill Vol. 1," Bill's dad Al bonds with his new fiancee Joy's young son. Bill is hurt to see his father spending time with the boy, but later discovers that the kid genuinely loves Al and thinks the world of him. Bill then takes his father to task for his habit of making promises and breaking them, and makes Al take Joy's son to a science museum.
* TheCastShowOff: One episode had Lauren sing a jazz solo in a dream sequence. Her actress, Renee Olstead, is an accomplished jazz vocalist.
** Averted with Kathy Halverson. She's played by Marin Mazzie, a Tony-winning Broadway actress who specializes in musical theatre, but she never sings.
* ChristmasCake: Poor, poor Linda...
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Perry, Linda's boyfriend.
* CreepyChild: With an unblinking stare and a vindictive nature, Tina can come across as this. One example involves Linda scaring her once as a prank, only to result in [[DisproportionateRetribution Tina frightening her back more than once]].
* DiscriminateAndSwitch: Bill telling Judy that Brian's employer likes [[UsefulNotes/MLBTeams the White Sox]] in ''Still Our Kids'':
-->'''Bill''': I just found out Brian's boss roots for the other team!
-->'''Judy''': Well, we can be accepting of that. It's a lifestyle choice...
-->'''Bill''': No, no, he likes the White Sox.
-->'''Judy''': What the...what kind of person would choose to live like that?!
* TheDitz: Lauren, usually. This role is also sometimes filled by Perry, Linda's on-again-off-again boyfriend/fiance/husband.
* DoubleStandard: Bill is always hoping for Brian to meet a girl and get laid, but gets riled up any time Lauren even mentions boys, though it is only due to him being MistakenForGay.
** Actually, this is a pretty common DoubleStandard in real life.
* TheEighties: Bill and Judy still wish it was the eighties, when they ruled their high school.
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Fitz' wife, Marion. There was an entire episode dedicated to this, with such friends being deemed "The Marion."
** Bill and Judy themselves have been this several times.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: When Judy is plotting a scheme to get the Music/TheWho tickets from their friends, you can see Tina walking into the kitchen, picking up a large cutting knife, then walking off. And then Lauren runs in looking scared.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: When a lesbian couple move in next door, Bill fantasizes about them and thinks a plant holder in their living room is a sex apparatus.
* HiddenDepths: Lauren is actually a ''very'' good singer. [[ActorAllusion Her actress has also appeared on stage for charity and on the radio]].
* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: You can bet Brian, Lauren, and Tina will have some...''interesting'' stories of the constant taunting and belittling from their parents.
** But they tend to mean well and really love their kids. Their failures in parenting are usually just fleeting jokes. The last episode is kind of an easy one to use as evidence, with Judy and Bill breaking down over Brian leaving for college, but it's only one a bunch of moments where it's easy to root for (at least Judy) them for showing just how much they love their kids.
*** It's hinted that Bill had one, in one episode he mentons that his father made him fight a dog to settle a bet.
* HollywoodNerd: Brian.
* IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming: All the episodes are "Still (something relevant to the episode)" except the pilot episode.
* ItsBeenDone: Perry writes a song that happens to have the same tune as Music/{{KISS}}'s "Rock and Roll All Nite".
** This is also played with in "Still Going First." Perry offers Bill a romantic poem to try to win Judy over after a fight. The end of the episode reveals that Perry actually took the words from an erectile dysfunction commercial.
* IncestSubtext: Played with in one episode-Brian starts spending more time with Linda and they do things together like see musicals, go out to dinner and even go on a carriage ride, then Lauren tells her that Brian and her are basically dating since Brian started going places with Linda after his girlfriend dumped him, so Brian is essentially looking at her as his replacement girlfriend. Linda naturally gets squicked out by this and tells Brian that they should stop seeing each other because of the "akwardness" Brian is also sickened at the thought of it. Then at the end, Brian tries to sneak out of the house with Lauren to go see a musical and Linda catches him, Brian then realizes he's doing the same thing with Lauren that he did with Linda and gets squicked out again.
* InsistentTerminology: Bill once took Tina to a Bar - ''AND GRILLE''.[[note]]In all fairness, taking a child to a Bar and Grille isn't actually as bad as they made it out to be - many restaurants that are child-friendly have a bar, and some even allow children to sit in the bar as long as they don't have any liquor if they don't have any space to seat them in the main restaurant. Otherwise, a bar and grille will put a customer with children in an area ''away'' from the bar.[[/note]]
* LineOfSightName: Subverted. Brian claims he's holding a condom in his wallet for a friend named Dorian. The parents ground him, thinking he made up the name while staring at the front door. Turns out he actually has a friend named Dorian.
* ManlyGay: Scotty, Fitz's son, qualifies as he's a BigManOnCampus jock character who hits on Brian and even asks him out when they work on a float for the parade together, which leads to -
* MistakenForGay: Brian. Most of the speculation is due to him be much more soft spoken and intellectual than his family.
** Not to mention he reads ''Vogue'', twirls a baton in band, likes musical theatre and even served as a male cheerleader at one point. The latter, however, was Brian's way of interacting with [[AllGuysWantCheerleaders girls he wants, but could never get otherwise]]. Despite all of this, it has been made perfectly clear that he is straight.
* NotWhatItLooksLike: In one episode, after Bill takes Brian to a strip club for his 18th birthday, the family starts getting worried because Brian keeps going ''all the time,'' quitting his tutoring job with the school and even the sleaze-bag strip club owner says he doesn't like what Brian's doing with the girls. When they storm the back room to confront him and see him... tutoring the girls to get their GED's. Then the truth is revealed (the girls paid better than the school, sleaze-bag doesn't want the girls to leave, etc.)
* ObfuscatingStupidity: "Still Cooking" reveals that Bill has secretly become an accomplished chef after watching late-night cooking shows. He keeps it a secret because he doesn't want to do any work around the house, and when Judy finds out, he even goes so far as to deliberately ruin a meal to try to get out of making dinner. Judy catches on when Bill secretly whips up a delicious version of the same meal and tries to eat it in the bathroom.
* OneOfTheKids: Bill and Judy. Made even worse due to the fact they have three children.
* OnlySaneMan: Brian, again.
* ParentalHypocrisy: The parents were complete {{Jerkass}}es in high school, so they often run into this trope when disciplining their children.
* PunnyName: Brian and Lauren's middle names are Hops and Barley, respectively.
* RacistGrandma: Bill's mother had this occasionally. At her engagement party, "Who bought me a rice cooker? My fiance is Asian, I'm ''marrying'' a rice cooker."
* ReallyGetsAround: Linda is implied to be this, but she seems to want to get married.
* RunningGag: Several
** Brian being MistakenForGay, which is in nearly every post-season 1 episode.
** Bill being caught doing something dangerous and/or stupid, only for Judy to be caught doing something even worse than what Bill did.
** Bill and Linda's SnarkToSnarkCombat.
** Tina's creepy child moments.
** SadistShow: A lot of the things that Bill and Judy do to their kids would probably get them in trouble with Social Services in real life.
* SceneryCensor: From "Still Hangin' Out" (Season 2, Episode 20): The lamp when Judy is naked and rubbing lotion on herself while Matthew Halverson (son of neighbors Ted and Kathy) is watching by jumping on the trampoline that she and Bill had mistakenly positioned under the window.[[note]]The plot of the episode is that Bill and Judy were competing with Ted and Kathy over whose house was the coolest place at which the neighborhood kids could hang out. The trampoline was one of Bill and Judy's ideas.[[/note]]
* TheSmartGuy: Brian
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Beer and Pizza for Bill.
* UglyGuyHotWife: Bill and Judy.
* TheUnfavorite: While Bill and Judy aren't good parents themselves to their three children, they relate the Brian the least, even announcing that they won't know who he is if he fails at something. One time, they even stole money from him.
* VolleyingInsults: This is pretty much the entirety of Bill and Linda's interaction with each other.
* WiseBeyondTheirYears: Tina, by far the youngest family member, is often seen as the most clever.
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