->''"You wanna know how big my balls are? My balls are bigger than two of your heads duct taped together. I've been in the middle of shit that would make you piss your pants '''right now!''' Uptown, downtown, Harlem, Brooklyn. But there ain't no medals on my chest, assholes, cause I ain't no hero. I'm a fireman. We're not in the business of making heroes here. We're in the business of discovering cowards, because that's what you are if you can't take the heat. You're a pussy, and there ain't no room for pussies in the FDNY!!!"''
-->-- '''Tommy Gavin''', on the bravery of the FDNY

''Rescue Me'' is a drama series created by comedian Creator/DenisLeary and Peter Tolan. The series follows the lives of the firefighters of FDNY station Battalion 15, Engine 99, Ladder Company 62 (referred to as a whole by the firefighters as "62 Truck"), as they deal with the job, their personal lives, and the strange quirks and oddities that seem to only happen to firefighters (such as the fact that women, no matter what their preference, [[FiremenAreHot line up like geese for firemen]]). The series starts three years after 9/11, with many in the house still reeling from the loss of four brother firemen, one of whom was Tommy's cousin and best friend. From there, it is a long, slippery slope into cheating, homosexual bashing, questioning life itself, and death. The show was well received by both viewers and critics for its willingness to tackle every subject from alcoholism to rape.

The show ran for seven seasons and concluded on September 7th, 2011 - less than a week before the tenth anniversary of 9/11, which was a major point within the last season as well.

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!!This show contains examples of:

* ActorAllusion -- In a Season 2 Episode,Tommy is insulted at being told he resembles Conan O'Brien. Denis Leary and Conan O'Brien are cousins in Real Life
* TheAlcoholic -- Tommy, Tommy, ''Tommy.'' He'll use prescription drugs recreationally when he can get his hands on them, too.
* AllJustADream -- Many episodes begin InMediasRes and turn out to be this.
** The biggest one has to be [[spoiler:in the final episode which opens with Lou eulogizing his fellow crew members, only for Tommy to wake up, revealing that Lou was the only one of the core six dead.]]
* AshesToCrashes: [[spoiler:What do you expect when you let Mike hold Lou's ashes?]]
** And the best part? [[spoiler:They have to resort to mixing what remains of Lou's ashes with cake mix.]] Several characters, including [[spoiler:Lou's ghost]] remark how that is either symbolic or fitting.
* BigDamnHeroes -- Averted. There are times when the crew cannot get to a victim in time.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed -- The boys have a measuring contest. [[spoiler:Franco wins - 9 inches.]]
** [[spoiler:Another fireman at the house, Billy, would have won that contest with 10 inches, had he entered the contest and had he not died a few days earlier.]]
** Also, [[spoiler:Chief Feinberg]] is implied to have one of GagPenis proportions.
* BigScrewedUpFamily -- The Gavins. As one character noted, they're so screwed up they make the Jacksons look like the Osmonds.
* [[spoiler: BolivianArmyCliffhanger:]] The penultimate episode has one of these with the entire crew, save for [[spoiler: Feinberg and Needles]], going to a fire that seems pretty routine until every possible exit is closed to them. [[HopeSpot But wait! There's a roof exit!]] [[spoiler: There isn't. It's walled over. Cue EarthShatteringKaboom. Cut to black.]] And all in an episode whose first half was a pretty lighthearted outing at Black Shawn and Coleen's wedding. Talk about your MoodWhiplash.
* BunnyEarsLawyer -- The entire cast can enter into here at times. Tommy's a drunk compulsive liar, Franco nearly got his station into a brawl with another, Sean Garrity is a bonehead and Mike is still unsure of himself. They still fight fires and save lives.
* ButtMonkey -- Probie Mike is constantly treated as such, being the station's newest and most sexually confused member. Even after he outgrows the name Probie, Mike is still treated this way, to the point that he loses the very band he created.
* CallBack: [[spoiler: The series finale ends with Tommy giving a lecture to new recruits, much like he did in the first episode]].
** [[spoiler: Sheila's sex and fire speech also gets a callback in the episode, when Tommy announces his retirement to her.]]
* CharacterDevelopment: Particularly notable with Needles, who is a consummate nice guy when he first comes into the station, and as an especially young chief commands little respect from the crew. In Season Five, after breaking up a fight in the station, he delivers a WorldOfCardboardSpeech to his crew, [[TookALevelInBadass takes a level in badass]], and fully steps into his role as DaChief.
--> '''Needles:''' Maybe you gotta be an asshole to be a boss, I don't know. But I guess we're gonna find out.
* CliffHanger: Seasons 3 and 5 both end on fairly agonizing cliffhangers.
* ConflictBall / IdiotBall: Much of the show's drama would be avoided if the characters would occasionally tell each other the truth. Tommy in particular is a pathological liar, even when it's in his best interests to tell the truth.
* CopShow -- Subverted to the tenth power.
* CowboyCop -- Subverted in name, but not action. Tommy is ''very'' headstrong about his life and job.
* CrimeTimeSoap-- Sort of, but with fires instead of crimes.
* DaChief -- Jerry Reilly, followed by Sidney Feinberg and Needles Nelson.
* DeathBySex -- [[spoiler: Jerry Reilly]], though not directly.
* DirtyOldMan -- Uncle Teddy. Still likable, though, at least sometimes.
* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale -- {{Averted|Trope}}. Sheila's rapes of Tommy are very disturbing and definitely ''not'' {{double standard}}.
* DownerEnding -- Season 1 ends with [[spoiler: Tommy's wife having left him and taking the kids.]] Two ends by [[spoiler: Tommy's only son being killed by a drunk driver.]] Three has [[spoiler: Tommy trapped in a burning building.]] Four ends [[spoiler: with Tommy having his Dad die next to him at a minor league ball game.]] Season Five ends with [[spoiler: Teddy shooting Tommy.]] Most individual episodes end this way, too.
** Subverted in the series finale. Thank ''God''.
* DysfunctionJunction -- Seriously, I shouldn't even have to tell you this.
* EverybodysDeadDave-- In the series finale its revealed that only [[spoiler: Lou]] survived the previous episode's cliffhanger. [[spoiler: Actually subverted, it's ''Lou'' that died and left the others behind.]]
* FiremenAreHot: Thoroughly averted in this pretty realistic series. There are a few fair ones, but most of the guys are normal-looking people. Firefighters are employed for their credentials after all, not their looks. In one episode Gavin did encounter a women who seemed to hold this belief. She was passively waiting in her room for somebody to come for her while the building was burning up around her and comes on to Gavin when he tries to escort her out, all in the pursuit of some RescueRomance scenario.
* TheFunInFuneral: [[spoiler: Lou's, though it zigzags between this and MeaningfulFuneral]].
* GambitRoulette -- Pulled off successfully by, believe it or not, [[spoiler: Lou!]] After [[spoiler: she betrayed him way back in season two, Candy returns in season five to make amends with him. They fall in love, they make plans together, they get married, they plan a vacation, Lou steals all her money and then sics the cops on her, they- wait, what?]] The look on his face as he reveals his diabolical plan is simply priceless.
* TheGhost -- Tommy's mother, taken almost literally with the season one finale.
* HairTriggerTemper -- Sheila is called this by Tommy's latest love interest in the season five finale. Tommy has shades of this too.
* HeroicComedicSociopath -- Partially subverted with Tommy. He does lots of morally questionable or downright bad things for fun and profit, but he isn't in it for wanton destruction or to fulfill some psychological compulsion. He's just angry and being mean is, for him, easier.
* TheImmodestOrgasm -- Janet, so very much. Of particular note is the bed and breakfast in season five. She and Tommy make so much noise that everyone else in the place comes out into the hall to see what's going on... just in time to see them [[WallBangHer break down the door.]]
** Don't forget about Creator/GinaGershon's guest appearances, who'd refuse to be touched after getting off.
* InfantImmortality -- Subverted several times, but most notably at the end of Season 2 with the death of [[spoiler:Tommy's only son, Connor.]]
* InstantDeathBullet -- Subverted at the end of season five. [[spoiler: Teddy takes it into consideration that Tommy won't die right away, and plans to sit and watch him "fade away".]]
* InterrogationByVandalism: In one episode, Tommy begins dropping Sheila's expensive house decorations on the floor until she tells him what happened when he was unconscious. She still doesn't tell him, but she makes up a pretty believable lie.
* KarmaHoudini: Teddy calls Tommy this, but considering how crappy Tommy's life is, the trope itself is averted. Sheila, on the other hand, fits this to a T after what she pulls in Season 3 (see MoralEventHorizon).
** Teddy himself is one. He doesn't get any jail time for shooting Tommy.
* KillEmAll: [[spoiler: Subverted in the series finale.]]
* KilledOffForReal -- Once a season. [[spoiler: Tommy's mother, Connor, Johnny, Jerry Reilly, Tommy's father, and Ellie.]]
** [[spoiler: Lou in the series finale.]]
* MagicalRealism: If you believe Tommy isn't hallucinating when he sees ghosts of his dead cousin, [[spoiler: brother, father, son, various other firefighters, the vengeful spirit of his disabled godson Damion, and, in the final scene, Lou.]] Oh and Jesus in season 2.
* ManipulativeBastard -- Yeah, yeah, we know that Tommy has this in him. But Sheila and Janet are constantly fighting for this title.
* MaybeMagicMaybeMundane: The ghosts Tommy sees may or may not be delusions.
* MoodWhiplash: The show lives off this trope.
* MotherDaughterThreesome -- In the episode "High", Mike is at a bar, and a hot cougar asks him if he's up for a little mother-daughter action. [[spoiler: But then he finds out that she's the daughter...]]
* NeverTrustATrailer: The Season 6 finale made it seem like [[spoiler: Damian was killed. Instead he suffered major brain damage and became a vegetable]].
** The series finale implied that [[spoiler: ''everyone'' except for Feinberg and Needles was killed from the explosion. The only casualty was Lou]].
* NoEnding: [[spoiler: At least it feels that way after the finale's cold open subverts a KillEmAll GrandFinale. In the end only Lou dies, Janet names her baby [[DeadGuyJunior Shea Gavin]] after Lou but otherwise things go on as normal. The only other things that are really different is that Tommy's better off than before, he won't be turning to alcohol to drown his sorrows and he now sees Lou's ghost instead of Jimmy. And Lou's ghost seems less vengeful and more helpful.]]
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: Tommy to Johnny, when he discovers the latter's relationship with Janet.
* NotSoStoic: Tommy's a veritable ''geyser'' of ManlyTears.
* OffTheWagon: [[spoiler:Tommy]] in Season 5.
** With the rest of his family getting off with him.
** "Off the wagon" doesn't begin to cover it. At the rate that he gets on and off, either he must be really good at catching up, or that's a very slow wagon.
** Played with to death in the finale season where he almost falls off three times.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent -- The menagerie of ghosts Tommy witnesses verbally lambaste him, insult him, tear him down, bring him up, and eventually, abandon him and set his apartment on fire, only to return once Tommy and his buddies set up the bar. In Season 6, Tommy finally gets tired of hearing them talk about how everything is his fault, and turns on Jimmy and Connor. His best friend-cousin and his ''son''.
-->'''Tommy:''' You're the hero?! Huh?! How about all the times I pulled your ass out of shit, huh? Huh? Who was the hero then, asshole? Huh? Christ almighty, half the medals you had on your chest were because I didn't goddamn want 'em!
-->''(kicks Jimmy in the gut)''
-->'''Tommy:''' The one time I take my ''goddamn'' eyes off you, you wander off! Ends up being the biggest goddamn tragedy in the history of the fire service, huh, and you're the hero and '''I'm''' the goddamn goat?!
-->''(kicks Jimmy in the gut again)''
-->'''Tommy:''' I'm glad you're dead. I'm ''glad'' you're dead, and I'm glad I'm alive.
** [[spoiler: Lou's ghost, as seen in the final scene, is extremely chill. It's just like any other scene between Tommy and him, just with Lou dead.]]
* ThePhilosopher -- Lt. Shea, through the various seasons.
* RealSongThemeTune-- The theme is a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChoDZuRqdQ shortened version]] of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGoxmrMUY1k C'mon C'mon]]" by the Von Bondies. Oddly for such an emphatically New York show, the Von Bondies are an emphatically UsefulNotes/{{Detroit}} band.
* RedemptionEqualsDeath -- After Tommy's dad passes, his family reflects on the good times they had together. Except for Tommy.
* ShootTheShaggyDog: The episode "Seven." All of the firefighters managed to rescue seven children, only to find out that all of them were burnt to a crisp by the time they reached the ground. And then their mother dies later that night.
* ShoutOut: Tommy's Nephew Damian has Animerica posters all over his room, including a nice ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Rebuild of Evangelion]]'' one.
* SignOfTheApocalypse: "Sean Garrity readin' a book."
* StatusQuoIsGod: Franco, the station's [[TheCasanova Casanova]], actually does have a few serious girlfriends that he doesn't cheat on, but they always eventually dump him for some (generally shallow) reason because the writers like him better as a player.
* TraumaCongaLine -- Tommy, nearly every episode.
* TwoferTokenMinority -- Franco is a Puerto Rican Single Father.
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight -- When Janet's wheelchair-bound boyfriend (played by MichaelJFox) confronts Tommy in the firehouse and finds out that Tommy slept with Janet, he responds by squeezing Tommy's balls - for ''seven minutes.'' Lou comes by in the middle of it and has a brief conversation with Tommy, barely raising an eyebrow, then leaves.
* WhamEpisode -- The aptly named ''Happy'' in season two changed the entire direction of the show, proving that the writers have the balls to take anything and everything away from Tommy, and the tragedy is brought up on a regular basis to this day.
* WhatTheHellHero -- Pick an episode, any episode, and you'll probably find an example of this.
** Tommy has his Secret {{Evil Plan}}s.
* {{Yandere}} -- Sheila. See the trope page entry. See also MoralEventHorizon, on the YMMV page.
* YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle: [[spoiler: Just when Tommy thought he was done seeing ghosts, Lou pops up in his truck]].
** [[spoiler: At least he seems to be a friendly ghost.]]
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