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->''The idiots are self-regarding consumer slaves; oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality. They sculpt their hair to casual perfection. They wear their waistbands below their balls. They babble into handheld twit machines about that cool e-mail of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Their cool friend made it. He's an idiot too.''\\\
''Welcome to the Age of Stupidity.''\\\
''Hail the Rise of the Idiots.''
-->-- '''Dan Ashcroft''', ''Sugar Ape Magazine''

Nathan Barley is, in the words of his creator Creator/CharlieBrooker, "an upper-middle-class London media pissant who sorely deserves an icepick in the cheek." His first appearance was on the Website/TVGoHome spoof website, in channel slot descriptions of a fictional series named ''Cunt'' -- which was then adapted for a real Creator/Channel4 series. And renamed, for obvious reasons.

The series' six episodes (and one pilot) are set in Hosegate, a fictional area of East London (though remarkably similar to Shoreditch or Hoxton, as anyone who has experienced the arts scenes there would testify). The focus is on the hyperactive, clownish protagonist Nathan in his adventures cataloguing and pioneering the gritty, fashion-obsessed hipster zeitgeist of the time, while shamelessly promoting his personal website Trashbat.co.ck and working at his amateur film studio Trash Industries.

Alongside Nathan, we also follow antagonist Dan Ashcroft; a bitter and depressed journalist who is ashamed of his current employer Sugar Ape, a pretentious lifestyle magazine charting the works of various "artists" famous only due to shock value and poor taste. Dan despises Nathan with a passion, but can't seem to shake his omnipresent stench, and is desperately seeking a way out of the madness of the local scene.

Despite the laughs, and its format as a traditional sitcom, it's a rather scathingly-targeted satire of a particular cross-section of media-savvy hipsters. The show was a commercial flop in 2005, and so poorly received upon first airing that [[FridayNightDeathSlot Channel 4 changed the timeslot]] and aired the final two episodes back to back, [[ExecutiveMeddling seemingly in an attempt to get rid of it]]. As is so often the case however, it has gained a steady cult following since its release on DVD; especially in recent years, as the 'Idiot' subculture it lampoons continues to grow bigger.

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!!Examples:

* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: The night before his interview for a loan, Dan Ashcroft turns up piss-drunk at Trash Industries, where he passes out on a freshly-painted canvas. Needless to say, the interview the next morning doesn't go as planned.
* AmbiguouslyGay: The "Stray" subculture of "straight-gay men", one of whom Dan Ashcroft wanks off in a pub (in the name of Gonzo journalism, obviously).
* AccidentalPervert: Nathan and Pingu are both happy to stand there staring as Claire changes her shirt in front of them, but Nathan naturally turns on Pingu and claims he was perving on her to try and score brownie points.
* AcronymAndAbbreviationOverload: Not really acronym-wise, but Jonatton Yeah? regularly likes to use the abbreviation "etcetera", as well as phonetic abbreviations like "bleurgh" and "meow" to express himself.
-->'''Jonatton Yeah?''': Actually, I think we should make this the cover feature. It's pretty, you know...''meooow''...
* ArtisticLicenceLaw: Jonatton Yeah? officially putting a question mark on the end of his name by deed poll. It’s not actually permitted in the UK to put a punctuation mark in your legal name (other than a hyphen or an apostrophe in names like O’Reilly). Though a professional name would be different, of course.
* AuthorAvatar: Dan Ashcroft for Charlie Brooker. Similar dishevelled appearance, misanthropy and occupation.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Over-excited Nathan has the attention span of a pencil. He is often seen in high street stores and cafes, flamboyantly ordering lots of rubbish, then pissing off halfway through when he sees someone whose popularity he can leech off of. He also makes a habit of leaving Claire in the lurch after forcing her to come out with him.
* AwfulBritishSexComedy: Toby is shown casually watching a DVD of ''Daylight Roddery'', a low budget amateur porn video whose star (looking suspiciously like [[Series/GreenWing Dr. Guy Secretan]]) wears goggle eye glasses and aggressively shouts during sex.
* BabyTalk: Jonatton savages Dan with a mumbling baby accent, after realising Dan is not capable of delivering the 15Peter20 cover feature that he signed up to do.
-->'''Jonatton Yeah?''': Do I have to write the article myself Dan ''and not pay you any munney!?''
* BadLiar: Dan when he's trying to impress the editor of The Weekend On Sunday. Nathan when he's trying to impress anyone whatsoever.
* BerserkButton: The usually sedated, depressed Dan Ashcroft seriously spits his dummy out on occasion.
** At Nathan's Trashbat Party, the crowd's cult-like hero worship of Ashcroft makes him lose his mind. Atop the stage looking down, in full Christian preacher grab, he rants and screams at the Idiots in the crowd with the fury of Hitler, but only succeeds in attracting even more applause. As his breakdown begins to manifest, the background music descends into a frenzied layer of [[DroneOfDread dissonant high-pitched drones]] and sirens.
--->'''Dan Ashcroft''': Stop saying that! I'm not a preacherman! Okay!! I'm not a preacherman! Shut up! ''SHUT UP!! NO! I'M NOT A PREACHERMAAAAN!!!''
** Earlier in the same episode, Dan lands a late-night gambling windfall. He jumps up in joy, accidentally catching and disconnecting the laptop from the internet cable. After reconnecting and finding his winnings have been lost, he gets so angry that he smashes the laptop to bits.
* BelligerentSexualTension: Claire and Nathan, after their WillTheyOrWontThey moment. [[spoiler:(They won't.)]]
* BlackComedy: When a show features the line "I'm Nathan Barley and I like throwing people out of windows" which is then spoken by a character who is being meat-puppeted by another character, there is no other definition.
* BlackComedyPetDeath: Dan accidentally knocks a pair of scissors onto his barbers' cat, stabbing it in the head. This of course, was shortly after his barber explained that the cat was important to him because he'd bought it for his dead wife.
* BrickJoke: The fifth episode has Dan continuously dropping items on the floor, presumably from the holes in his pocket. He also seems to have lost his key, so Claire gives him her spare. In TheStinger, he's trying to gt in his house, but can't find the keys, [[ItMakesSenseInContext when a builder he wanked off]] earlier in the episode ([[MistakenForGay and appears to be interested in a relationship with him]]) appears behind him with it. Dan takes the key from him and opens the door, shutting the builder out.
* BriefAccentImitation: Nathan does this to the beardy twat in Regime before him and Claire are ejected from the premises.
** Dan also does this to Claire, insinuating that she's in love with Nathan, but is quickly silenced by a reminder that he owes her money.
* BritishBrevity: Only one series, and only six twenty-minute episodes.
* ButtMonkey: Nervous, socially awkward Pingu, who is the butt of all of Nathan's jokes and pranks while doing all the actual, behind-the-scenes work of updating Trashbat.co.ck. Nathan treats him so poorly that it almost comes across as psychological domestic violence.
* CasanovaWannabe: Nathan's friend Toby constantly has girls and sex on his mind almost 24/7. He makes several attempts to seduce Claire but they come across mildly creepy at best. The only time he ever gets any is in the pilot episode when he chats up Dajve Bikinus, his cousin.
-->'''Toby''': Hi Claire. Did you do me in my sleep last night?
** Nathan also fits this, albeit he is a little less conscious about it than Toby. Nathan is superb at dancing, flirting and talking the talk, but his facade immediately crumbles in front of Dajve as soon as she starts hinting towards sex.
* ChivalrousPervert: Toby to Claire while visiting Pingu in hospital: "Are you alright Claire? Do you want comforting?"
* CircleOfShame: During the ''Terrorists Are Gay'' viewing at the theatre, Nathan becomes an easy target for audience mockery when his Geek Pie haircut is suddenly revealed. He desperately turns to his date Dajve Bikinus, but she's howling with laughter harder than anyone, and she doesn't stop until Nathan has left the building in disgrace.
* CoincidentalBroadcast: When Nathan smashes Claire's camera to stop her interviewing the allegedly 13-year-old model he just got a blowjob from, the TV switches over to an interview with Jonatton Yeah?, who just happens to be revealing that the girl, and all the others featured in Sugar Ape, are actually 6 years older than their stated age. For shits and giggles of course.
* ComplimentBackfire: After Nathan's blowjob from Mandy.
-->'''Nathan Barley''': You're an excellent whore.
--->''*beat*''
-->'''Mandy''': ...I'll see you later, then.
* CorruptTheCutie: Claire initially has wide-eyed ambitions about directing documentaries showcasing London's underclass and sociology. When this doesn't entirely pan out, she is forced to accept interviewing LargeHam Doug Rocket every single day, as well as assisting Nathan with producing semi-pornographic wank fodder.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Ned Smanks is easily the most spaced out character in the show. He believes that hens are "well dense" (as in lacking intelligence). He thinks Nathans game Cock Muff Bumhole is good, not because "it's rude", but because "it ''looks'' like it's good because it's rude!"
-->'''Jonatton Yeah?''': Daniel. Rise of the Idiots.
-->'''Ned Smanks''': Oh yeah. I rate that easily the best thing I ever read.
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': ...What's the second best thing you've ever read?
-->'''Ned Smanks''': Like, books and shit? ...''Literature/{{Heidi}}''?
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': Is that a book?
-->'''Ned Smanks''': I reckon...
* ClusterFBomb: Claire Ashcroft is pretty much the only character who uses the F word aggressively, and she uses it frequently and with a certain level of agitation and frustration in every episode.
-->'''Claire Ashcroft''': This place is a fucking twatstorm!
* CringeComedy: Dan's failed job interview with The Weekend on Sunday is nail-bitingly awful to watch. Even his former college friend-turned-editor Max Herbert gives up on him when asked to list his top five supermarket wines.
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': French...Italian...Spanish...Dutch...and er, French, erm, Southern French...err...
-->'''Geoff Moss''': French and Southern French...?
** Nathan has a ready and willing Claire in his bed, and they're on the cusp of making out, but then Nathan suddenly starts rapping to some reggae beats about sex. It's so horrendously cringeworthy, that it turns Claire off completely in 20 seconds flat.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Not too many of these, but Claire has probably the most aggressively prone personality of them all.
-->'''Nathan Barley''': Look, just take a glide pill yeah!
-->'''Claire Ashcroft''': Oh, dive on a fucking spike.
* DeadpanSnarker: Jonatton Yeah? is particularly good at this.
-->'''Jonatton Yeah?''': Pub et cetera? A nice glass of Dutch wine...?
* DeathGlare: Jones shoots one at Nathan when he touches his record deck during a mixing session.
** Nathan also gets another one from Claire when she overhears him, Rufus and Ned discussing how they pretended to molest underage models.
* DealWithTheDevil: Jonatton Yeah? forces a cash-strapped Dan to give a handjob to a builder in a men's toilets and write about it before he'll pay him. Dan helplessly agrees to it.
* {{Defictionalisation}}: http://www.trashbat.co.ck
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Ned and Rufus often have to repeat basic sentences and statements to each other, multiple times over, before either of their brains will register anything.
-->'''Ned Smanks''': Oh, but he's ill...he's got ill...
-->'''Rufus Onslatt''': Yeah, he swallowed a spike!
-->'''Ned Smanks''': He got ill 'cause he swallowed a spike!?
-->'''Rufus Onslatt''': He got ''massively'' ill!!
** Nathan also misuses the acronym 'AKA' by adding an extra 'as' onto the end.
-->'''Nathan Barley''': My desk. AKA as main hub.
* DespairEventHorizon: Episode 6 in its entirety is basically Dan having a slow, prolonged nervous breakdown, after a nightmare he has ends with the realization that "the idiots are winning". SanitySlippage and ThousandYardStare becomes more frequent.
* DesperatelyLookingForAPurposeInLife: Dan hates his job, the people around him and life in general.
* DistractedByTheSexy: In episode 3, Nathan is talking about Place. to Claire while she changes her top, but as he stares at her body, his small talk trails off into slurred gibberish.
* TheDitz: Toby comes across as a bit devoid of basic social graces and self-awareness; he's not an "idiot" in the Dan Ashcroft sense of the word, more just a "bit simple".
* DressesTheSame: When Nathan bumps into a hungover, paint-splattered Dan, Dan fools him into believing that his hair has just been styled at the Stanley Knives barber, in a style called a Geek Pie. Nathan immediately rushes over to Stanley Knives to demand the same "style".
* DrunkWithPower: In the last episode, when Dan chances upon the tape of [[spoiler:Pingu diving out of the window, he uses it to blackmail Nathan and wrap him around his finger.]] For pretty much the first and only time in the whole series, Dan actually becomes happy and giddy with excitement, and his demands become more and more insane.
* DoubleTake: Some loitering gangsters in the street do several of these when Dan walks past them covered in paint.
** They do a few more later when Dan walks past them covered in paint with half his hair missing.
* DoubleThink: Mandy tells Nathan that her uncle sexually abused her when she was eight. The damage to her psyche is worsened by the fact she doesn't even have an uncle.
* DownerEnding: Dan has a bad ending in hospital; the last, drugged-up visions he sees are of Claire agreeing to be co-director on Nathan's new TV show.
* DudeMagnet: Claire Ashcroft, who Nathan, Toby ''and'' Pingu all share a massive crush on. The three of them try variously to curry favour and win her affections, but she remains a stoic IceQueen throughout the series, interested only in her career.
* EasterEgg: The DVD release features a hidden subtitle track on episode 4, which [[TakeThatAudience insults the viewer]] for being the sort of person who fiddles with the subtitle button on their remote control.
* EmbarrassingNickname: Although it lends him a sizeable amount of local prestige and respect, Dan absolutely despises being called 'The Preacherman.'
* EvenEvilHasStandards: When Dan fails to come up with the goods for 15Peter20's cover feature, Jonatton Yeah? steps in and writes it instead. However, he intentionally forfeits credit and maliciously attributes the feature to Dan Ashcroft - earning Dan even more unwanted praise for his "awesome fuckin' opinions" that he didn't even write.
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': You put my name on it!
-->'''Jonatton Yeah?''': [[SarcasmMode ...Oh yeah!]]
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': Why not yours? You wrote it!
-->'''Jonatton Yeah?''' (referring to 15Peter20): ...Well he's shit, isn't he.
* EveryoneMeetsEveryone: Dan and Claire are obviously siblings and live together, and Nathan is a huge Sugar Ape and Ashcroft fan. However, Nathan has never actually met Dan nor Claire until the first episode, when they randomly bump into each other in a newsagents, and later in a cafè. The rest of the series follows on from those rather ordinary chance encounters between these three characters.
** Nathan also meets Dajve Bikinus for the first time at the Exbuse opening night, despite them both having heard a lot about each other beforehand.
* EvilDebtCollector: One barges into Claire's flat in episode 2 and takes her camera, after presenting a bill for thousands of pounds for an unreturned video rental by Dan over seven years ago.
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Dan fails at pretty much everything he attempts throughout the show, and comes across as the ultimate loser. Simple things like trying to prank Nathan, getting a bank loan, trying to write a cover article, not losing his house keys, he has no luck whatsoever. In fact, he can't even get a simple haircut without killing the barber's cat and abruptly leaving with half a head of hair.
** On the other hand, Dan's nemesis Nathan [[KarmaHoudini succeeds at absolutely everything]], no matter what. By the time the last episode rolls around, Sugar Ape are even toying with the idea of giving Nathan his own column in their magazine.
* FreezeFrameBonus: The series features numerous brief shots of ''Sugar Ape'' photographs and posters, and it's usually worth pausing to read their captions. Also, during the sixth episode, there is [[http://i.imgur.com/TmD1v.jpg a brief shot of a police sign appealing for witnesses to a crime to step forward]]. The UnreadablyFastText at the bottom of the sign contains a joke on a subject that anticipates Morris' later project ''Film/FourLions'', and also [[TakeThatAudience insults the viewer for being sad enough]] to pause the DVD to check whether the shot contains a Freeze Frame Bonus:
-->[[spoiler:"A man with a handgun robbed the Red Dolphin Kebab Bar. We are 90% certain he was an anti terrorist police officer because they've gone all mental you should see them just trying to tie their shoelaces without shooting the fuck out of everything but just in case it wasn't please call the number below but if it was we are sorry. What are you reading this for your obsessional deviant DVD bandit sodsplit."]]
* {{Hipster}}s: Nathan and everyone he's proud to be associated with.
** Dan looks around at the Trashbat Party in episode 2 in utter dismay, to see the Idiots dressed up as scuba divers, beekeepers and Scottish highlanders, amongst other things. And it's not even a designated fancy-dress party, those are just casual clothes! This is before Dan himself is forcibly dressed up as the Preacherman by the baying crowd.
* HumiliationConga: In the pilot episode, Nathan epically fails much, much harder than he ever does in the main series, where much of the fail and humiliation is passed off to Dan instead.
** The conga starts when Nathan giddily promises his crush Dajve Bikinus the leading part in his new film, despite previously promising it to Mandy.
** He then foolishly copies a "haircut" from Dan, wrongly believing it to be fashionable when it's anything but. He squirms uncomfortably when Dan rocks up with a proper haircut.
** After bumping into Dajve in the high street, he is so ashamed that he hides the haircut under a handbag of all things, which he is forced to scan the barcode for using his head. He then deserts her and runs off like a sissy after noticing Dan across the street.
** Once the geek pie is cut off, he attempts to let Mandy down gently about the casting change but chickens out, leading to the most awkward blowjob ever.
** Dajve and Mandy finally bump into each other in a nightclub with Nathan, where the truth comes out about Dajve getting the part. Mandy takes the opportunity to remind Nathan in front of all his friends about the blowjob and demands payment for her "services".
** Not only does Nathan ''actually'' pay her 50 pounds as requested, he's short and has to awkwardly scab a tenner from Dajve, who quietly gives it to him without comment. Mandy then laughingly refunds him 20 pounds due to his failure to finish.
** Toby immediately moves in on Dajve to take her away for a dance. Nathan is left shattered and humiliated as Claire and the rest of the social group swiftly desert him in the club. Ouch.
* {{Hypocrite}}: Dan and Claire; Dan for scorning the hipsters he was surrounded with while simultaneously being equally pretentious and superficial, and Claire for her efforts to be regarded as a socially conscious, politically aware filmmaker when her key interest was in fact furthering her own media career. Not to mention her criticisms of the model starring in Barley's ''Bad Uncle'' video:
-->'''Claire Ashcroft''': Her only problem is that she had the whole of Selfridge's by the time she was five.
-->'''Nathan Barley''': And you're really against people just being given stuff, yeah?
-->'''Claire Ashcroft''': Yes, I am actually!
-->'''Nathan Barley''': What, like free cameras and edit gear?
-->'''Claire Ashcroft''': That is ''totally'' different!
-->'''Nathan Barley''': [[DumbassHasAPoint Is it...?]]
* IJustShotMarvinInTheFace: Nathan decides to prank Pingu using a gun in episode 6. The trope is averted slightly, as Nathan doesn't actually ''fire'' the gun; nonetheless, the sight of it is enough to make a terrified Pingu impulsively dive head-first out of a second floor window. Nathan is left stunned and speechless.
* IdleRich: Barley himself, who often hands out his credit card willy-nilly for lots of stupidly expensive purchases. Handbags from Bumphuk, haircuts from Stanley Knives, cocaine money for Mandy, etc.
* IdiotBall: And Dan wins the race by a nose!
* IncestSubtext: Toby is well keen to rub hottie Dajve Bikinus as he believes he's got some promising signals from her. He also genuinely believes that these signals are nothing to do with the fact they are cousins.
-->'''Toby''': I've had some very definite signals, I'm meeting her for lunch.
-->'''Nathan Barley''': That's 'cause she's your fucking cousin, you bottle!
-->'''Toby''': Er, rubbish mate, it's 'cause I'm on for a mouthful of tits!
* IncrediblyLamePun: Mostly courtesy of Dan the manic depressive.
-->'''Sasha''': Max Herbert doesn't have a punctuated surname.
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': No, but he is a bit of a colon...ha-HA!
* InTheStyleOf: The final sequence in the last episode is a clear stylistic lift from another Creator/ChrisMorris show, ''Series/{{Jam}}''.
* KarmaHoudini: Nathan Barley himself defines this trope. Despite his repugnant behaviour and some really awful cock-ups (like the Geek Pie haircut), he comes out on top every single fucking time. Unlike Dan Ashcroft.
** Even after his most crippling, most devastating humiliation at the hands of Mandy (see HumiliationConga above), he still manages to score with an attractive, hopeful young actress only seconds later.
** And same again in episode 4; minutes after being universally mocked and laughed out of the theatre for the Geek Pie by a crowd of Idiots, Nathan bumps into two Japanese hipster journalists who proceed to splash him all over their TV channel in Japan as "Mr. Super-Cool".
** Episode 5 sees Claire attempting to embarrass and humiliate Nathan in front of all his friends, by telling them he got a blowjob from a 13 year old girl, but doesn't expect them to hi-five Nathan at how awesome it is.
* KickTheDog: Nathan gets a couple of well-deserved kickings, detailed below. However, as Nathan is also a KarmaHoudini, they never last as long as they should...
** Episode 4 has Nathan being booed, shouted at and laughed at in a theatre full of ultra-cool hipsters, after he disrupts the video being viewed. It ends with his date Dajve laughing him out of the theatre.
** The entire last episode consists of Dan exacting the revenge he's always dreamed about on Nathan. Over the course of the episode he succeeds in bulldozing Nathan's ego and reducing him to a teary-eyed nervous wreck.
* KickThemWhileTheyAreDown: Dan delights in kicking Nathan after the latter realizes just how badly he screwed up with his new haircut.
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': I've got some clippers.
-->'''Nathan Barley''': Yeah?
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': I can't lend them to you though.
-->'''Nathan Barley''': Why not?
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': I don't know.
* LargeHam: Flamboyant media bigwig Doug Rocket is missing a few screws, and is aptly described by Claire as "a candle".
-->'''Robin''': If I can just show you the figures for last week, erm, we lost, we lost, about four hundred grand last week.
-->'''Doug Rocket''': Wow.
-->'''Robin''': Yes, and it's going to get worse next week.
-->'''Doug Rocket''': ...Have you ever taken acid? Because maybe you should.
* LineOfSightAlias: Dan tells Nathan his accidental hairstyle (cut short on one side and matted with paint on the other) is "Geek Pie" by reading random words off posters on the street.
* MagicalAccessory: Nathan is never seen without his Wasp T12 mobile phone, which is complete with wireless headset, record deck scratch pads, a business card printer and a gigantic number '5' button.
* MisaimedFandom: In-Universe: Dan's bitter, loathsome writings against today's fashion earns him hero worship and cult celebrity status amongst almost everyone in East London, making him despise himself even more than he already does.
* MomentKiller: Nathan's attempted pick-up of Mandy crashes into a deafeningly awkward silence when she suddenly reveals she was fucked by her uncle at the age of eight.
* MoneyDumb: During the course of the pilot episode, Nathan uses his credit card to blow £260 on a terrible Geek Pie haircut, then another £250 on a glittery gold handbag which he uses as a hat to shamefully hide his haircut. Finally, he gives Mandy £50 for a half-hearted blowjob at the end. All in all, a very expensive day when adjusted for inflation.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Doug Rocket and his old band The Veryphonics are an obvious stand-in for Dave Stewart and Music/{{Eurythmics}}.
* NoCommunitiesWereHarmed: The series is set in the fictional London district of Hosegate, widely regarded as a thinly-veiled imitation of the real-life districts of Shoreditch and Hoxton.
* NoRespectGuy: "Preacherman" Ashcroft. He always manages to fall at the last hurdle.
* OnlyOneName: Pingu, whose real name we never find out. Maybe he doesn't even have one.
** Also nutty disc jockey Jones.
* OnlySaneMan: How Dan "I Am Not The Preacher Man" Ashcroft seemed to regard himself.
* TheOphelia: Mandy is an 18-year-old model and cocaine addict, who believes her uncle sexually abused her when she was eight, despite being fully aware that she's never actually had an uncle. This apparently makes the psychological trauma even worse. She goes on to sing and perform in Nathan's hilariously awful "Bad Uncle" video. She generally appears to be a bit unstable, especially when she gives Nathan a blowjob without him really asking.
** Funnily enough, the actor who portrays her is named ''Ophelia Lovibond''.
* PhraseCatcher: If the male Ashcroft is in the room and near any kind of idiots, expect him to be called Preacherman or some variation thereof. He even has an entire nightclub full of idiots chanting it at one stage.
-->'''Intercom''': Who's thaaaaaat!?
-->'''Dan Ashcroft''': Hawkwind?
-->'''Intercom''': Preachermaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!11
* {{Pilot}}: The pilot episode was initially unaired, but released as an extra on the DVD. It's 40 minutes long, compared to 25 minutes for the regular episodes, and is essentially an early 'beta' version of episode 4, with sections of episodes 3 and 5 mashed into it. Most of the pilot episode is brand new, unused footage that was either re-shot or dropped for the series proper.
** Like episode 4, the core plot revolves around Nathan continually bumping Claire's latest film off, so that he can hang out with his crush Dajve Bikinus instead. However, he runs into problems when he blindly copies Dan's new "Geek Pie" haircut - the same one that Dan spends his day trying desperately to get rid of.
** The following parts from other episodes are included and weaved into the episode 4 narrative:
*** The 15Peter20 art exhibition at Place from episode 3 that Dan is forced to attend
*** The work-in-progress prostitution film with Mandy from episode 5, including the subplot with Mandy giving oral sex to Nathan
** Notable differences to the aired episodes 3, 4 and 5 include:
*** Dan arrives at 15Peter20's art exhibition covered head to toe in paint, as he has just come straight from his aborted haircut at Nikolai's barber shop. This scenario is split across two different episodes in the final series. In the final episode 4, he goes to the bank for a loan interview instead.
*** The art exhibition has an extra scene showing Toby refusing to let Dan inside due to his missing ID, despite knowing perfectly well who he is.
*** Although he attends 15Peter20's exhibition, Dan is not shown attempting to write up the resulting Sugar Ape cover feature.
*** After Nathan purchases his 'headbag' from Bumphuk and exits the shop, Dan comes walking down the street, causing a panicky Nathan to abruptly ditch Dajve and run off so that he isn't seen. In the aired episode, Dan never appears, so Nathan carries on walking with Dajve, accompanying her to the 'Terrorists Are Gay' viewing at the theatre.
*** The Stanley Knives barber shop scene is far longer and much more interesting. We see Troll liberally applying paint and glue, Nathan gets to see Troll's "snip stats" on a tablet, and Troll has to work around Nathan hyperactively bopping his head to Jones's music - before finally sedating Nathan by ramming a dummy into his mouth. Liz White also appears as an unnamed and moody hipster cashier, who expresses admiration for Nathan's new haircut, whilst casually charging him an obscene amount of money plus tips. The screened version of Stanley Knives is the same take as the pilot but cuts most of the haircut process out, along with all of the cashier's scenes.
*** The prostitution film starts off similar, but ends up diverging - in the pilot, the film is fully realised in its original intention as a docu-drama about prostitutes and the dangers they face. In the aired episodes, Nathan drastically changes it to the goofy Bad Uncle music video, before Claire changes it again to a straight interview with Mandy about sexploitation.
** The episode ends with the following brand new scene. It was completely dropped and did not appear in any of the aired episodes:
*** Claire's prostitution film gets screened in finished form during a late-night party at Place, which all of the Hosegate regulars attend. It actually proves to be a big hit with the crowd - even scoring complements from Doug Rocket (who was watching it through a periscope from upstairs...naturally). Claire remains pissed off anyway though, as she pessimistically declares that the praise in the room is purely for Mandy's tits, and not for any of Claire's artistic or technical merit as a filmmaker. Nathan then suffers a HumiliationConga, when Mandy and Dajve meet and awkwardly discover that he has casted them both in the same role in his next film. After some incredible cringe from Nathan, it all ends happily - Doug Rocket swoops in and invites Mandy to his suite upstairs, Toby grabs Dajve for a dance, Claire and Dan get drunk, and Nathan bumps into a young blonde actress who he accidentally bamboozles with his charm.
** Most of the characters in the pilot display [[CharacterizationMarchesOn major differences in behaviour]]:
*** Nathan displays regret, lament and self-doubt after realizing how bad his Geek Pie haircut is. He also apologises to Claire and buys her a bottle of wine to make amends, and even finds Mandy's blowjob awkward and uncomfortable. All of this is totally out of character and never, ''ever'' happens at any point in the main series; in the aired episode 5, the blowjob has him positively dancing and jigging with enthusiasm [[spoiler:(and he even finishes, to Mandy's detriment...)]]
*** Dan is noticeably more energetic - he is much more aggressive and spiteful towards the idiots he encounters, and also pushy and demanding to Jonatton Yeah? - very much a typical, overworked journalist trying to get his job done whilst batting away the clowns. This contrasts strongly with the Dan of the main series, who is a completely sedated, depressed, wimpy loser who lets everyone trample on him.
*** Mandy is not a cokehead trust-fund teenager, but just a fairly regular aspiring actress in her early twenties, not too dissimilar to Claire who she appears to be friends with. She's also the only character who is played by a totally different actor - Kate Fleetwood in the pilot, replaced by Ophelia Lovibond in the main series.
*** Dajve Bikinus is very different - she is much friendlier, sweeter and more laid back in the pilot, generally just floating along with whatever Nathan or Toby try to rope her into. In the main series, she is an aggressively promiscuous AlphaBitch who calls the shots socially. She also possesses a very mean streak that comes out on several occasions.
*** 15Peter20 is shy and anxious, and easily intimidated into silence by Dan. In the aired series he's the opposite; a motor-mouthed LargeHam completely in love with himself and his work.
*** Toby is still a sex pest desperado, but in the pilot he lusts after Dajve - in the final episodes he has a crush on Claire instead. Claire and Toby do not interact with each other at all in the pilot.
*** Averted with Claire, the only character who looks, behaves and swears in the pilot exactly as she does in the finished series.
** Other general examples of EarlyInstallmentWeirdness:
*** Dajve and Toby are revealed to be cousins in the pilot. In the main series, this is never alluded to, and they are not seen together in any of the aired episodes.
*** While most of the main, recurring characters appear in the pilot, the Sugar Ape gang is almost completely absent - Rufus, Ned, Sasha and Mudd are all missing. Jonatton Yeah? is the only Sugar Ape member who appears, and even then only very briefly during a phone call to Dan. Rufus's actor Spencer Brown actually still appears in the pilot in a different role, [[YouLookFamiliar 15Peter20's PR manager]], and was re-cast as Rufus for the aired series.
*** The pilot episode has no titles, and a blank, audio-only placeholder for the credits.
*** There is also a blank placeholder for The Veryphonics "Flesh Police" music video, although the audio of the song itself is intact. The rest of the Place infomercial content is all there, including Doug Rocket's groundbreaking collaboration with natives.
*** Interestingly, the two barber shop scenes (Stanley Knives and Nikolai) are the only ones that were carried through to the final series with their original pilot footage. Nikolai is 100% intact and as it was in the pilot, while Stanley Knives was heavily edited and shortened. All other scenes in the pilot were re-shot from scratch for the aired episodes (or dropped altogether in some cases).
* PornNames: Nathan markets Trash Industries' latest film on prostitution as a seedy lads' porn flick with the slogan "A-dickory-lickory-doc", and not the serious documentary that Claire intended it to be. Naturally, she is not very happy about this, despite the film's success and recognition by Doug Rocket as a result.
-->'''Claire Ashcroft''': 'A-dickory-lickory-doc'? What sort of ''gimp'' writes something like that?
* PrecisionFStrike: When Ned and Rufus fail to take Dan seriously over his job interview, he stuns them with a quick, out-of-character "Fuck off!".
* ThePrimaDonna: 15Peter20 is furious when Nathan crashes his conversation with Dajve Bikinus, and he melodramatically blanks both of them and storms off.
* RunningGag:
** No matter what Dan says to the intercom at Sugar Ape, whether it's false names or just plain manic depressive groaning, they always manage to guess it's him.
** Claire constantly being kept awake by Jones' ultra-loud late night mixing sessions, in contrast to Dan who is always shown sleeping through the cacophony like a baby.
** Every single person who watches Claire's "Junkie Choir" film bursts out laughing at it. Claire is offended every single time. It's meant to be serious, damnit!
** Dan constantly promising Claire that he'll either "get the money" or "buy you a new one" after her camera is repossessed by debt collectors in episode 2. He never makes good on a single one of his promises.
* SadistShow: If there's a moment where any character, no matter how small, can be [[KickTheDog kicked like a dog]], it'll happen. Repeatedly.
* TheSlacker: Dan Ashcroft is as lazy and as unmotivated as they come, and is basically a massive loser, despite his ability to accidentally write a brilliant article every now and then.
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: Takes a definite swing towards the cynical end, especially by the final episode.
* SlidingScaleOfShinyVersusGritty: Compare Sugar Ape's drug den-like "offices" to those of The Weekend on Sunday. Dan learns the hard way that he will never, ever make it to the Shiny side.
* SmallNameBigEgo: At the Sugar Ape offices Dan thinks everyone he knows is an idiot, obsessed with childish pursuits such as comics, toys and fashion. Convinced that he deserves to write for a more mature and sophisticated audience, he goes to ''The Weekend On Sunday'' magazine for a job interview. He's confident that he can get the job and move on, but when he is asked about wine, cars and restaurants he is forced to admit that he knows absolutely nothing about any of these more grown-up interests.
* SmugSnake: Sugar Ape's chief editor Jonatton Yeah?, who is clever, AffablyEvil and mildly sociopathic. He likes to poke fun at Dan Ashcroft while simultaneously milking his unwanted popularity as much as he can for the good of the magazine. He seems to share Dan's views on the plebs and morons that surround him, but is a lot smarter and more socially savvy in the way he deals with them.
* SurroundedByIdiots: Almost the entire premise of the show.
* TakeThat: Charlie Brooker created the series as an extended jab at all the Nathan type characters in his life. Fortunately, quality writing allowed the show to avoid becoming a tiresome AuthorTract.
* TakeThatAudience: [[http://i.imgur.com/TmD1v.jpg The police sign]]. See FreezeFrameBonus and EasterEgg.
* TechnicianVsPerformer: Claire's interview with Channel Seven becomes this when Nathan invites himself along. Interviewer Ivan Plapp shows vague interest in Claire's ideas for socially-conscious documentaries, but is instantly charmed and swept away by Nathan's ideas for dumb pranks on his website. Nathan eventually wins a contract over Claire, based on no perceivable skill whatsoever, other than pissing other people off.
* ThereIsOnlyOneBed: Claire crashes at Nathan's flat after they are kicked out of Regime. Nathan stubbornly insists that Claire have his bed while he sleeps on the couch.
-->'''Claire Ashcroft''': You're being too nice.
--->''*Nathan [[KubrickStare kubrick stares]] at Claire*''
-->'''Nathan Barley''': I know...
* ThoseTwoGuys: Dan's fellow colleagues at Sugar Ape, Rufus Onslatt and Ned Smanks -- two spaced-out gearheads whose minds are almost permanently in an alternate universe. They play their "ideas" off of each other constantly and are rarely seen apart. Also HeterosexualLifePartners.
* ThousandYardStare: Dan is left somewhat catatonic after returning from his straight-on-straight experience in the men's toilets.
* TooDumbToLive: Seemingly most of the cast, but special mention must go to the Sugar Ape staff members who ride mobility scooters (top speed: 10mph) along a crowded main street, merrily oblivious to the explosive amounts of road rage they are causing behind them.
* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible: Sent up in-universe several times, such as with popular groundbreaking artist 15Peter20, whose entire body of work consists of photos of celebrities urinating.
* TruthInTelevision: If you live in England you will likely know someone like Nathan and the people he hangs out with.
* TwoGuysAndAGirl: DudeMagnet Claire at Trash Industries, and the innocuous perving she is subjected to by Nathan and Pingu. Same again at Nathan's flat, only substitute Pingu for Toby.
* UndyingLoyalty: Nathan hero-worships Dan, never really noticing just how much Dan hates his guts. Even after Dan trolls him hardcore in the final episode, he still comes to see him in hospital and offers him a spot on his TV show.
* UnreadablyFastText: The police sign. See FreezeFrameBonus.
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Take your pick.
* UnusualEuphemism: The series is absolutely peppered with them, almost all originating from Barley himself, although fellow idiots Ned Smanks and Rufus Onslatt also come up with a few.
-->'''Nathan Barley''': Kicked her brown door in...painted it white on the way out...
* UpperClassTwit: Nathan has access to a lot of his parents' money and very little common sense or intelligence.
* VSign: Dan is quite happy to give a pair of V Signs to his belligerent co-workers after he lands a job interview with The Weekend on Sunday.
-->'''Rufus Onslatt''': Double-handed muff, no way man!
-->'''Ned Smanks''': Yeah, that's not allowed!
* WackyStartupWorkplace: The offices of Sugar Ape, so much. There are pinball machines, beanbags, and often a staff member riding on a kids' pedal tractor. It's so noisy and chaotic that Dan can hardly stand working there.
* WomenAreWiser: Claire and Sasha are the only two recurring female characters in the show, and also the only two regular characters who aren't idiots and don't care to be part of the hipster culture. They're also both very well-grounded and relatively sane.
* TheWonka: Eccentric is far too light an adjective to describe Doug, with his makeup, colourful suits, gross misappropriation of Place. funds, "ape hours" and his nostalgic anecdote about John Lennon's head bursting through his floorboards. Nevertheless, his accountant Robin makes sure to please him and do whatever he dictates as director of Place.
* WorldOfJerkass: You should have twigged to this by now.
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