->''Meet the gang 'cause the boys are here,''\\
''The boys to entertain you!''\\
''With music and laughter to send you on your way,''\\
''We're raising the rafters with a hey-hey-hey!''\\
''With songs and sketches and comedy too,''\\
''So come with us and you won't feel blue!''\\
''So meet the gang 'cause the boys are here,''\\
''The boys to entertain you!''\\
''B-O-Y-S - boys to entertain you!''
Yet another vintage BBC sitcom from before the days of political correctness. ''It Ain't Half Hot, Mum'' was written by the creators of ''Series/DadsArmy'' and featured many of the same tropes and stock characters. The show, which broadcast between 1974 and 1981, was about the adventures of a Royal Artillery Concert Party stationed in India (later Burma) during World War II.
Main characters were:
* Lieutenant Colonel Charles Reynolds - stereotypical, stiff-upper-lip British army officer
* Captain Jonathan Ashwood - Reynolds' none too bright second in command
* Sergeant Major "Shut Up" Williams - hard as nails, the only true soldier among the main cast
* Bombardier "Solly" Solomons - Jewish bombardier (equivalent to a corporal)
* Gunner/Bombardier "Gloria" Beaumont - very effeminate, played the female lead in every show
* Gunner "Lofty" Sugden - short and fat, used to comic effect
* Gunner "Parky" Parkins - believed by Sergeant Major to be his son
* Gunner "Paderewski" Graham - upper class, university educated
* Gunner "Atlas" Mackintosh - tough Scotsman
* Gunner "Nobby" Clark - performed a whistling act, later a GeorgeFormby act
* Gunner "Nosher" Evans - always eating
* Rangi Ram - Indian "bearer", confidante to all
* Mohammed - Indian "char wallah", sells tea from a kettle. Later appointed to bearer in Rangi's stead
* Rumzan - Indian "punkah wallah"
* Ah Syn - Chinese cook, replaced Rumzan for the final series
Common plot devices included conflict with the Indian locals, Sergeant Major's belief that Gunner Parkin might be his son, and his attempts to have the Concert Party "posted up the jungle". Eventually he was successful, and from the fifth series onwards the action relocated to Burma. The Concert Party would usually perform a musical number OnceAnEpisode.
* BewareTheNiceOnes - in the episode "Monsoon Madness", Sugden is driven insane by the heat and attempts to kill Sergeant Major
* BigShutUp: Williams is pretty much the king of this trope.
* BilingualBonus: The Urdu spoken by the Indian characters is real.
* BoomerangBigot: Rangi dismisses the other Indians as 'ignorant natives' and uses phrases like 'we British' when talking to the crew. Michael Bates based this aspect of the character on similar encounters he'd had with social-climbing Indians in British India.
* BritishStuffiness - the British army officers
* CatchPhrase - "SHUT UP!", "Lovely Boy", "Oh dear. How sad. Never mind", "Mr La-di-da Gunner Graham", "That's rather a tricky one, sir", "Carry on, chaps!", "You know, there is an old Hindu proverb which say ...", "Don't be such clever dickie!", "I can't stand it!"
* CharacterOutlivesActor: Michael Bates, who played bearer Rangi Ram, died of cancer in 1978 between Series 5 and 6. The character was written out of the remaining three series.
* DeadpanSnarker - Sergeant Major
* EvenTheGuysWantHim - slight twist on this one with Beaumont, who in several episodes is mistaken for a real woman by sex-starved soldiers
* FrozenInTime - for much of the show, until the last season when the war ended and the men were demobbed
* HypocriticalHumor: Rangi deriding the Indian locals as "coolies" and "natives"
* ItWillNeverCatchOn - Reynolds and Ashwood's plans for after the war involve television and laundromats. Neither thinks the other has much chance of success.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold - Sergeant Major
* ModernMinstrelsy - Rangi was played by a white (though Indian-born) actor in "blackface"
* OfficerAndAGentleman - Reynolds
* ReassignedToAntarctica - Sgt Major's threats to have the Concert Party "posted up the jungle"
* ScoobyDoobyDoors - in one episode where four of the men think they have arranged a romantic tryst with Mrs Waddilove-Evans and/or her maid. All go over to the house and rush in and out of the various doors to the same room, narrowly missing each other every time.
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl - Beaumont, at ear-shattering pitch
* TheShortGuyWithGlasses - Sugden ("Is it a mushroom? No. Is it a soldier? No. It's Gunner Sugden!")
** St Major: What about that ventriloquist? He did a turn with a fox. [[Series/TheBasilBrushShow I mean, whoever 'eard of a fox talking?]]
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: Averted when the actor playing Solomons left and Michael Bates (Rangi) died. No one was brought in to replace them but Gloria and Mohammed were promoted to Bombardier and Bearer respectively. When the actor playing Rumzan left in the final series, he got a SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute in the form of the cook Ah Syn.
* SwingLowSweetHarriet: In one episode of the show Gloria is desperate to get right a number that involves him playing a beautiful girl on a garden swing. [[spoiler:He gets hurt when Sergeant Major pushes him ''off'' the swing, and Sergeant Major is forced to take his place!]]
* TheUnintelligible - Rumzan
* UpperClassTwit - Captain Ashwood
* ViolentGlaswegian - Mackintosh, who had an extreme temper and performed a "strong man" act in the Concert Party's shows
* VitriolicBestBuds - Mohammed and Rangi appear to be a Type 1 example, with Mohammed blissfully oblivious when Rangi calls him a "coolie", "ruddy fool" and "damn native"
* WeNeedADistraction - The Concert Party would sometimes be called upon to perform a show in order to distract bandits, facilitate an escape, or some other mission (such as trying to foil an assassination.) Became ShowSomeLeg if Beaumont's drag act was used instead