''Travel Log, day 1:'' I have embarked on this journey to discover the mythical land of SugarBowl, beyond the singing mountains and in the country of tweeting baby birds, said to be full of strange people and creatures. I am excited and [[TemptingFate expect only the best!]]

''Travel Log, day 5:'' Having entered the outskirts of this land, I've discovered that the wildlife is very... [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter cute.]] There do not appear to be any predators, and they come up to me quite confidently and seek sweets or to play. Most amazingly, they all seem [[TalkingAnimal capable of speech!]] [[ForScience In the interests of science]], [[KickTheDog I have also determined that they]] [[TastesLikeChicken taste like chicken.]] The trees all appear to be perpetually in season and fruit-laden. The river, which I originally supposed to be contaminated with some white substance, is actually a river of... ''[[LevelAte milk]]''.

''Travel Log, day 7:'' I have run across what appear to be some locals. They are short, pudgy, and high spirited, constantly singing and sharing. Their language seems like [[SpeakingSimlish gibberish]]. I have dubbed them Sugbos. On further study, the high levels of sugar here seem to be causing me to develop [[TastesLikeDiabetes diabetes]].

''Travel Log, day 16:'' Their society is quite fascinating; it is perhaps a {{Utopia}}. While they [[MedievalStasis do not seem technologically advanced]], living conditions are [[FluffyCloudHeaven heavenly]] and could not be [[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism farther]] from [[HumansAreBastards base human nature]]. In an effort to enlighten the Sugbos, I am teaching them about money, taxation, slavery, and war.

''Travel Log, day 42:'' I don't understand it, it makes no sense! Yesterday, the rebel Badniks had [[SugarApocalypse razed the capital city and started a campaign of genocide,]] but today it's as if none of that happened! Apparently, [[InfantImmortality a small Sugbo child ran into the midst of the gunfire]], started [[ThePowerOfRock singing]] about [[AnAesop sharing]], and suddenly everyone was [[ThePowerOfFriendship holding hands]] and, [[ResetButton as if by magic]], the [[WorldHealingWave entire city was restored!]]

''Travel Log, day 167:'' [[ApocalypticLog I think I am going mad.]] The more I try to [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome destwoy this bwasted, beautiful pwace,]] the [[HarmlessVillain more I fail]] and the wess I want too. [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain They even keep shawing theiw sweets wif me!!]] Ow noh, [[TheVirus ahm becoming one uv them.]] I... tink I'm going to stop now...

''Travel Log, day (Indeterminate)[[color:red:[[note]](there is a streak of [[StrawberryShorthand strawberry]] jam where the date should be)]][[/note]]:'' [[TheAssimilator Aw, hewwo!]] [[{{AndThenJohnWasAZombie}} Want a cwookie?]]
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