[+[[color:red:[[center:'''''BWEEEEEEEEOOOOO! BWEEEEEEEEEOOOOO!''''']]]]+]

[+[[color:red:[[center:'''RED ALERT! RED ALERT!''']]]]+]

[+[[color:red:[[center:'''''BWEEEEEEEEOOOOO! BWEEEEEEEEEOOOOO!''''']]]]+]

[+[[color:red:[[center:'''[[JustForFun/CandleJack ENEMY]] HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!''']]]]+]

[+[[color:red:[[center:'''''BWEEEEEEEEOOOOO! BWEEEEEEEEEOOOOO!''''']]]]+]

[+[[color:red:[[center:'''ALL COMBAT PERSONEL REPORT TO BATTLE STATIONS!''']]]]+]

[+[[color:red:[[center:'''[[ThisIsNotADrill THIS IS NOT A DRILL!]]''']]]]+]

Ah! There you are, soldier! [[MrExposition Now, I bet you're wondering what's going on here]].

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You see, on ships of all kinds, space or sea, a RedAlert is a call to battle stations.

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Klaxon blare constantly, bright red lights flash while normal lighting dims--

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--and people rush around to their stations.

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Now while it seems like it would be better to turn on all of the work lights and sound the klaxon at once--

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--it is often the case that everyone is working under critical conditions with distractions being--

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--with distractions being--

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[[VisibleSilence ...]]

[+[[color:red:[[center:'''''[[MostAnnoyingSound BWEEEEEEEEOOOOO! BWEEEEEEEEEOOOOO!]]''''']]]]+]

Excuse me for a second.

''* walks offscreen. A gunshot is heard over the intercom and the klaxons immediately fall silent.* ''