Welcome to the Wiki entry for Peace and Love, Incorporated. All of our representatives are currently assisting other readers, but please stay on the page and a trained customer-service professional will be with you shortly. We're not like [[MegaCorp other multinational corporate conglomerates]], who seek to hide tarnished moral records behind propaganda campaigns and publicity stunts. While other corporations hide behind euphemisms, we utilize [[{{Doublespeak}} linguistic impact lesseners]]. We do not have employees; we have business plan actuators and associates. Other corporations may lay off workers, or even fire them, but we allow our associates to seek alternative employment opportunities. At PeaceAndLoveIncorporated, WeCare about you. And because WeCare, we strive daily to fulfill our mission statement of actualizing our desired [[MotivationalPoster motivational paradigms]]. Please read the following menu carefully, as some of our menu items may have changed. Your activities on this web page [[BigBrotherIsWatching may be recorded]], for [[ForYourOwnGood quality assurance]] purposes.

To learn more about our ongoing [[AssimilationPlot campaign to end war]] [[HegemonicEmpire throughout the globe]], please [[ForInconveniencePressOne press 1]].

To hear about [[ToxicInc our innovative new environmental]] [[NukeEm initiatives]], please press 2.

For our [[PrivateMilitaryContractors biological weaponry division]] and [[NightmarishFactory their facilities]], please press 3.

If you want to check out our [[BreadAndCircuses free healthcare]] [[KillThePoor services]], please press [[FourIsDeath 4]].

If you are looking for [[PrivateProfitPrison free housing plans or hotel room bookings]], please press 5.

In case you need to check your account, press 6 to visit [[MorallyBankruptBanker our banks to find out]].

To read our [[TomeOfEldritchLore guidebook]], please press 0.

To learn more about our "Peace Points" promotional event, or to open your own "Peace Points" account, please press 7. You can redeem "Peace Points" for valuable merchandise from any of our sister corporations. By simply visiting this webpage, you may have already become eligible for [[PinballScoring 1500]] bonus "Peace Points".

If you are [[{{Salaryman}} an asso]][[LesCollaborateurs ciate of]] PeaceAndLoveIncorporated, and would like to learn how to maximize your task efficiency within our unique [[HiveMind decentralized management hierarchy]], please enter your eighteen-digit associate identification number, followed by the pound key.

For our advertising campaign, please see WeCare.

To learn about other occurrences of PeaceAndLoveIncorporated in film, television, comics or other media, please see the list of examples at the bottom of the page.

Thanks again for visiting our page. We hope you have found your stay here satisfactory. Please take advantage of our complimentary survey to let us know how we can better serve you. [[SarcasmMode Have a great day.]]