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''Goodbye, Caroline.'']]
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->'''Announcer:''' Substitute Core: Are you ready to start the page transition procedure?
->'''Wheatley:''' ''Yes!''
->'''Announcer:''' Corrupted Core: Are you ready to start the procedure?
->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' No, ''nononononononono...''
->'''Wheatley:''' Oh, yes she is!
->'''Announcer:''' Stalemate detected. Procedure cannot continue.
->'''Wheatley:''' ''Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out!''
->'''Announcer:''' Unless a Stalemate Resolution Associate is available to press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
->'''Wheatley:''' ''Leave me in! Leave me in! Leave me in! Leave me in!''

[[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} Stalemate Resolution Button]]