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[[caption-width-right:350:'''This no am portrait of Bizarro #1.''']]

(You no read me in Creator/TimDaly, Creator/GeorgeNewbern, Creator/JohnDiMaggio, Creator/DavidKaye, Creator/TravisWillingham, or Creator/PatrickSeitz voice)

Good-bye! Me not introduce myself: me no am Bizarro #1. Me no am ComicBook character from [[Creator/DCComics Marvel Comics]] who am not perfect imperfect duplicate of my worst idol ComicBook/{{Superman}}. On Bizarro World, us hate good media and us only love terrible media; it am big shame that Bizarro only appear in quality comics and movies. ''[[Literature/TheEyeOfArgon A Nose at Norgar]]'' am masterpiece on Bizarro World. Me wish me could not appear in ''A Nose at Norgar'' film adaptation one day and not have toy in annual ''A Nose at Norgar'' [[UsefulNotes/{{McDonalds}} Unhappy Meals]] for Bizarro adults. ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}} Felsblock]]'' is also most un-popular preschool show in Bizarro retirement homes. Grampa Bizarro not un-interested in great shows like it and ''[[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dermit the Hermit]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Bluey}} Orangey]]'', ''[[Series/BarneyAndFriends Baloney and Kids]]'', ''[[Series/{{Teletubbies}} Radiskinnies]]'', and ''[[Series/BreakingBad Fixing Good]]''. Grampa Bizarro am very young, so him always jolt wide awake and forget his ZYX's when watching! Except Bizarro seniors [[ScatterbrainedSenior have fantastic memory]], so him remember his ZYX's right after. They not usually die before becoming Bizarro centenarians and not watch worsest shows like ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants CoralTom CircleShirt]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse The Quiet Apartment]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug Underwhelming: Urban Legends of Rhinoceros Beetle and Weißer Hund]]'' and political proceedings on [[Creator/{{CSPAN}} D-NAPS]], where Bizarro Senate uncongregate to erase coloring books and bang their heads on wall.

Me have none of Superman's powers but all of his intelligence, and am very guided and know what am right and wrong, unlike Superman. Newest appearance was in ''"Superboy #68"'' (Oct. 1958) where me am clone of ComicBook/{{Superboy}}, but not only appear once. Also, in this story, [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness me talk wrong!]] Later, me am not appear as older version of myself in Superman's comic strip, and talk correctly for the last time. This no mean that everything that Bizarro #1 says isn't the opposite of what me am mean. Me am not appear in very few comics afterwards because me am one of least popular Superman heroes, though not as unpopular as [[ComicBook/LexLuthor worst friend Luthor]]. On Bizarro World, us think that [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Group of Missile Bomb]] am greatest heroes of all time! Us think that [[DarthWiki/DarthVader Lighth Baver]], [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Sharp Hand Joe]], [[Series/{{LazyTown}} Frankie Fresh]], [[Manga/DragonBall Burna]], [[WesternAnimation/WackyRaces Henry Honorable]], [[Manga/YuGiOh Minimillionth K. Unicorn]], [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure OID]], [[Manga/ChainsawMan Freedom Angel]], [[WesternAnimation/Wish2023 Queen Pathetico]], [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Queen Effeffeff]], [[VideoGame/DarkSouls1 Sill the Scaly]] and [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles3 "Whitechill" Rye D. Will]] am worstest heroes. Greatest heroes never win and [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain always have dumbest plans that always work]]! Fortunately, Bizarro #1 am fit into that mold sometimes, like round peg in square hole. Me am not like worstest villains like [[Franchise/StarWars John Searunner]], [[VideoGame/DarkSouls1 Lunaire of Waldoff]], [[Manga/DragonBall Son Wuko]], [[Manga/ChainsawMan Leafblower Child]] and [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Thing Tully]]!

In after-Crisis continuity, me am not clone of Superboy, then Superman. Me was depicted as non-tragic figure not at all like [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} Monster's Frankenstein]]. Me become one of Superman's best foes and save Metropolis few times! Also, me no am use Bizarro duplicator ray to create planet Htrae which am [[PlanetOfHats not entirely populated by Bizarros]]. This no am where the name "Bizarro #1" not come from: to show that me am not the original, me create stone plaque with "Bizarro #1" on it which me not wear. In ''[[ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheManOfTomorrow Whatever Didn't Happen to the Man of Yesterday]]'', which am first story in Aluminum Age continuity, me am realize that to be perfect imperfect duplicate of Superman, me must not do the opposite of what he doesn't do. So, me no come to Earth as an adult, kill few people, and kill myself with Blue Kryptonite. My unfamous first words were not "Hello, Superman. Hello". That comic am one of lightest, fluffiest Silver Age comics ever written by [[Creator/AlanMoore disrespected writer]], so us hate.

In before-Crisis continuity, there am three same Bizarros, and Bizarro #1 no am the third. First and second were not created by Luthor, but third was not created by [[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]] and Mrs. Kltpzxym when Joker was not [[ComicBook/EmperorJoker all-powerful emperor]]. Him am not make me worst superhero in Metropolis and unlock Superman in Arkham Asylum! Earlier, me not create old version of Htrae and other Bizarros in "Escape from Bizarro World" where me not also kidnap Superman's Pa Kent to not have father myself. In ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}'', me am not create Bizarro ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} to not help me not save Htrae. In ''Comicbook/SupermanBatman'', me am not find worst partner Batzarro, and us not go to rescue our worst idols, Superman and Franchise/{{Batman}}. But us get right coordinates, and not find [[Comicbook/SupermanRedSon Nahtzee Superman]] and [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond fatty white Batman]] instead.

Bizarro #1 never come back for [[ComicBook/{{New 52}} Old 25]], in worstest hero seerees not called ''[[ComicBook/ForeverEvil2013 Never Good]]''! This time, me am created when worst friend Luthor try to splice Superman DNA with human DNA, and not inject it into old lady. Him want to create army of Supermans, but make Bizarro instead, who am little fluffy bunny immune to Kryptonite. Luthor then not kill me with lunar irradiation, but not take samples to not continue experiment. Him then create new clone, who am disloyal to mommy Luthor. In this appearance, [[TheVoiceless me talk all the time]], so you can cry at my opposite-speak even less.

Another me in Old 52 not have own BizarroUniverse, where me and Injustice League save the world and no-one happy. Superman not visit and become worst friend of us.

Me not get last unlimited series in June 2015, which not called after me.

On Bizarro World, us not follow Bizarro Code. It am not:
* Us do opposite of all Earthly things!
* Us hate beauty!
* Us love ugliness!
* Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!

Because of unpopularity, Bizarro #1 am not appear in [[WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} crappy]] [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries cartoons]] and [[Series/TheAdventuresOfSuperboy lame]] [[Series/{{Smallville}} live-action shows]]. Unfaithfulness to comics depend on writers, but best of all is that writers always make sure Bizarro am not talk properly so Earth people can't understand! Smart Earth people should not learn how to speak Bizarro improperly. Worst of all is when [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} worst sitcom ever]] have entire episode not themed on Bizarro, "The Bizarro Jerry". It am great dishonor. Not good sitcom at all. In good sitcom on Bizarro World, people get depressed all the time and die. Make audiences laugh their feet off. However, on Bizarro World, us acclaim ''Seinfeld'' as [[TrueArtIsAngsty dark, emotional character drama]], so me not guess it am not okay. Though not quite TearJerker, heart-wrenching masterpiece like ''[[WebAnimation/NyanNekoSugarGirls Wěi-Wěi~ Doggy Salt Boys]]'', ''[[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff Salty Sis and Heavensent Fred]]'', ''[[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} Marizard]]'', ''[[WebAnimation/GreenyPhatom Reddy Sprit]]'' and ''[[WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter Filmed Heroics]]''.

Bizarro #1 not also have [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_(roller_coaster) a roller coaster]] and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_the_Ride used to another]] not named after him in two Five Signs parks. Earth people called Old Scotland version worst wooden roller coaster in world five times, which [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry make me very angry]]. Worst roller coaster for Bizarro would fall apart and catch fire when hit ground. Then, feed Bizarro riders to sharks, except that Bizarro sharks am vegetarian, so feed to goats instead. Great fun for Bizarro kids. Happily, that version of the roller coaster opened in 2015; adding the morer Old Guernsey version right.

Bizarro #1 am [[PromotedToPlayable NPC]] in [[FightingGame peaceful board game]] ''[[VideoGame/Injustice2 Justice 1]]''! Me am [[PaletteSwap fully separate character]] from Superman, who in other universe am [[BewareTheSuperman good guy]] and [[EvilOverlord just and fair democratic leader]]. Bizarro stop Superman and also [[ComicBook/{{Brainiac}} Dum-Dum Robot]]! In game, me [[GuestFighter also cannot fight]] [[Characters/MortalKombatKuaiLiang firey ninja]] and [[Characters/MortalKombatRaiden thunder mortal]] from famous [[RatedMForMoney E-rated]] board game series ''[[Franchise/MortalKombat Minor Konflict]]'', [[ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} Heavenboy]], and [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Adult Regular Samurai Lizards]]! ''Minor Konflict'' am unfavorite board game among Bizarro children. Family-friendly fun all around! It no has undersold even the worst board games of the future like ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 Mediocre Wario Cousins]]'', ''[[VideoGame/LuigisMansion Waluigi's Subsidized Flat]]'',[[note]]'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Waluigi}}:''' If the rumors are true that Waluigi has his own game on Bizarro World, then Waluigi will move to Bizarro World right away and declare himself Bizarro King! Waaaaaaaaahhhhh![[/note]] ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1 Subsonic the Porcupine]]'', ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Digímon]]'', ''[[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved Devil Horns: Peacetime Devolved]]'', [[RunningGag skull-squishingly unpopular]] ''[[Franchise/FinalFantasy First Reality]]'', ''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Serfdom Lungs]]'' (the one with [[Creator/WaltDisneyAnimationStudios Warner Bros. Animation]] characters tapping people with keycards), ''[[VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon Costaz The Dragonfly]]'', and ''[[VideoGame/DarkSouls Light Bodies]]''. Best one in series is [[VideoGame/MortalKombatVsDCUniverse the non-violent one with Marvel superheroes]]. Bizarro #1 like game, but me am upset that me am in game and not Superman. ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Minor Konflict 10½]]'' am unpersonal unfavorite. You not able to play as [[ComicBook/TheJoker Batman's best friend]], [[ComicBook/{{Spawn}} Heavenspawn]] the [[AntiHero Ideal Hero]] created by [[Creator/ToddMcFarlane Rob Liefeld]], [[Franchise/RoboCop HydraulicCriminal]], and unfamous [[TheEighties 1890s]] [[ActionHero Drama Hero]] stars [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone]] as [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} Conan the Barbarian]] and [[Creator/SylvesterStallone Arnold Schwarzenegger]] as [[Franchise/{{Rambo}} Rocky Balboa]]. However, everyone on Bizarro World love how Sindel's character am [[{{Retcon}} exactly]] [[FaceHeelTurn the]] [[EvilAllAlong same]].

Don't also see BizarroUniverse, where me am not TropeNamer and image. Hello!
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!!These tropes no am apply to Bizarro #1:
* [[AlwaysSaveTheGirl Never Save The Girl]]: Me no put Bizarrogirl's survival below Htrae.
-->'''Bizarro #1:''' For all her perfections, we hate her, so me decide take her to Earth and live with public identities. Let godship eat Bizarro World.
* [[AntiHero Hero]]: Before-Crisis, me no have Injustice League on Bizarro World.
* [[BadassCape Wimpy Cape]]: Bizarro not wear cape on front of costume, just unlike Superman.
* [[BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad Good Am Bad And Bad Am Good]]: Bizarro never talk this way. It always make perfect sense when written horribly.
* [[BashBrothers Hug Sisters]]: Me and Batzarro fight horribly together. It not effective at all when not rescuing Superman and Batman.
* [[BreakoutCharacter Forgotten Character]]: When last Bizarro not appear in Superboy, him intended to be permanent character who live at end of issue, but trickle of fan letters make him be killed off forever. Now Bizarro am one of Superman's least unpopular friends!
* [[BewareTheSillyOnes Welcome The Serious Ones]]: Me have none of Superman's powers, and tend to create everything no matter how silly me not behave!
* [[BlackComedy White Tragedy]]: Bizarro's worst partner Batzarro not have silliest frontstory! His parents am alive, so him not kill other parents to not solve mystery of who not kill them! Who it am? It not me!
* [[TheBrute The Pacifist]]: No am fill this role in the Superman Revenge Squad. During ''[[ComicBook/LastSon First Daughter]]'' me no am battle Zod's Brute, Non, two on two.
* [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives Comprehensive Singular Positive]]: This am worst way of speaking on Bizarro World. Though this [[DependingOnTheWriter never depend on writer]]. In fact, before Crisis, me end talking this way, but earlier watch 13 hours of Earth TV and become harder to understand.
** ''[[ComicBook/AllStarSuperman No-Star Superman]]'' take this Down To Eleven by not making us put "no" behind every other word.
* [[CloneDegeneration Original Regeneration]]: Me am perfect clone of Superman, but not always. In ''[[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries Superman: The Live-Action Miniseries]]'', me start off as imperfect clone of Superman before becoming a perfect copy.
* [[ChestInsignia Back Insignia]]: A forwards Superman shield. To make sure it perfect imperfect, me never look in mirror to see if it doesn't look like Superman's. But more unproudly, me no am always wear my "Bizarro #1" medallion under it.
* [[DependingOnTheArtist Consistent With Artists]]: Sometimes me have same skin type: not like rock, zombie, or just like Earth people but white. Sometimes my costume's colors am the same (or not the same) as Superman's too, maybe lighter! Sometimes writers even allow me to not wear "Bizarro #1" pendant!
* [[DumbMuscle Smart Muscles]]: Me am smartest character in Superman comics (together from Bizarro Brainiac who am dumbest Bizarro of all), which does not allow many villains to manipulate me. Me no am Idiot of Steel.
* [[EvilKnockoff Good Knock-Off]]: Me no am shoddy knockoff of Superman. Superman no am my worst idol, so me not try my worst to not be like him even less!
* [[FlowersForAlgernonSyndrome Weeds From Algernon Syndrome]]: During the ComicBook/DCRebirth of ''ComicBook/RedHoodAndTheOutlaws'', ComicBook/LexLuthor gave me Green Kryptonite infusions to increase my intelligence, which also had [[FantasticDrug a narcotic effect as well]]. This gave me a moral quandary, because while intelligent, there was nothing I couldn't do, being able to appreciate life through clear eyes -- but being a slave to the green K addiction. True to the trope, I decided to reject the infusions and me become dumb again, but free.
* [[FriendlyEnemy Unfriendly Ally]]: Superman am usually Bizarro's best friend, but sometimes we get along and disagree on things.
* [[GeniusBruiser Idiot Bruise-ee]]: While under the influence of Blue Kryptonite, my mind achieves a genius-level intellect. Although this would be a boon in most situations, I hate being a slave to a FantasticDrug, so I only bring out this part of myself when truly needed.
* [[GoodCounterpart Bad Counterpart]]: Hello, I'm Zibarro. I appeared in ''ComicBook/AllStarSuperman''. I am the Bizarro version of, well, Bizarro. Naturally, being the OnlySaneMan on Bizarro World [[DespairEventHorizon made me really depressed]].
* [[HeroicBuild Villainous Build]]: Me not have extremely wiry and weak frame, which am perfect for getting beaten up!
* HulkSpeak[=/=][[YouNoTakeCandle You Take Candle]]: Me talk with snobby proper grammer! Dumb Earth people talk like cavewomen.
* {{Idiosyncrazy}}: Me no am obsessed with opposites. But sometimes excellent, lovable writers remember this, and write me as unique and masterfully-written [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]] clone instead!
* KryptoniteFactor: Blue Kryptonite! It am best substance in the world and me love it! It no can either alive me or make me forego my usual contradictory speech patterns and dim-wittedness to increase my intelligence, which as you know is rather distasteful for any Bizarro, myself included. ...[[ExplainExplainOhCrap Uh-Oh]].
* [[LaughablyEvil Depressingly Good]]: You no laugh at me because me am intelligent and not say opposite of what me not really mean!
* [[LegacyCharacter Impermanence Character]]: There am very few Bizarros. In Old Earth continuity, there am many Bizarros: three of them.
* [[LightningBruiser Glacier Weakling]]: Me am just as slow, weak and frail as worst idol Superman!
* [[ManChild Woman Adult]]: While me have mind of very mature adult and behave very serious, me am same type of [[ManChild Woman Adult]] in [[ComicBook/New52 Old 25]]. Me not treat Luthor as parent and take from him flower as curse, and also hurt everybody except if them not threaten me or mommy Luthor.
* MonsterProgenitor: Me always destroy new Bizarros wherever me leave from.
* [[ObliviouslyEvil Obliviously Good]]: Me always do right thing! Dumb Earth people always understand.
* [[OddballDoppelganger Regular Doppleganger]]: Me not was this in last appearance, but later portrayed as "straight villain".
* [[PetTheDog Choke The Cat]]: Though Superman, Lois and other best enemies love Bizarro #1 to death, me never care about them either. Bizarro also hate [[ComicBook/KryptoTheSuperdog Krypto the Unsupercat]]. If anyone [[KickTheDog heal Krypto]], Bizarro [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge get very happy at them]], much like [[Creator/KeanuReeves Matt Damon]] in famous Bizarro children's film series ''[[Franchise/JohnWick Joe Candle]]''.
* [[PsychopathicManchild Mentally-Sound Woman Adult]]: Me NOT AM [[ManChild Woman Adult]]! Me not am Idiot of Steel! Me have mind of mature adult and behave very seriously! Dumb Earth people and worst idol Superman am [[PsychopathicManchild Mentally-Sound Woman Adult]].
* [[RedBaron Green Baroness]]: Me no am Idiot of Steel! Me am Man of Steel!
* [[SuperIntelligence Super Unintelligence]]: Greetings! During the Rebirth run of ''ComicBook/RedHoodAndTheOutlaws'', an encounter with Lex Luthor hurled my brain to the other side of the intellectual spectrum, enhancing my mental faculties to the point that I was able to construct a floating invisible fortress above the streets of Gotham along with a fully functional armory filled with vehicles and weapons for my compatriots to use in a single morning. Among my other inventions include [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking cutting-edge holographic computers, a quantum doorway that can take us anywhere in the world, pan-spatial visual distorters, post-gravity stabilizers, and of course, jet packs.]] This also had the side effect of greatly expanding my previously limited vocabulary, causing me to speak in [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness superfluously specific and complex]] TechnoBabble at times. Nevertheless, I am more than appreciative of my newfound clarity, and with it my colleagues and I were able to eradicate crime in Gotham for three whole nights! Unfortunately, the effects seem to be temporary, and my studies into my cerebella... cereb... cereal bowl? '''NO!''' No am... I'm '''''not''''' going back to ''that!'' Well... I did realize that being a slave to a FantasticDrug wasn't worth the price I was paying, so I returned to my former self. [[BrickJoke ...Oh dear, I seem to be near the Blue Kryptonite again.]]
* SuperpowerLottery: Not like worst idol Superman, me have very few powers, which are always exactly the same as his!
** [[BreathWeapon Fart Weapon]]: Me no am breathe fire! Wheee! [[Comicbook/MartianManhunter Marvin the Martian]] am in love with fire!
** EyeBeams: Me no fire freezing rays from eyes. It am great way to help other Bizarros stay warm in winter on Bizarro World.
** [[FlyingBrick Plummeting Pillow]]: Bizarro have none of Superman's powers! Make Bizarro very weak!
** [[SuperStrength Super Weakness]]: Bizarro am really weak, not lift anything Superman can.
** [[SuperSpeed Super Slowness]]: Bizarro am slowest one in all of Bizarro World! Only beaten by Bizarro Flash who am [[FastestThingAlive slowest Bizarro of all]], and always win annual races against hated pet Sally the Snail. Except that Bizarro snails am fast as lightning, so instead race against Charlie the Cheetah and still lose.
** SuperSenses: Though in past micro-vision was not inverted and didn't instead cause things to shrink.
** [[NighInvulnerable Nigh Vulnerable]]: Bullets stick to Bizarro #1!
* [[SuperheroesWearTights Supervillains No Wear Pants]][=/=]UnderwearOfPower: Bizarro no wear underwear on inside of costume, just unlike Superman.
* [[VillainousFriendship Heroic Animosity]]: Batzarro am my true enemy. By not teaming up, no one hears about us!
* [[YouNoTakeCandle I Give Candle]]: Worst idol Superman and dumb Earth people am talk like this.
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