* "It's a DOUCHEQUAKE!" (''[[{{Leitmotif}} Aw, you touch my tra-la-la~]]'')
** However, in the episode "Nimrods Are Forever," the douchequake was retired due to the [[TooSoon massive earthquake in Japan]]. It was brought back in "Good and Evil", just in time for Nash to learn of the existence of [[spoiler: crotchless panties for children]].
** On the 8/13/12 live show, Nash and JO did an a cappella rendition.
* "WE GOT VIDEO! :D" [''cut to footage of aforementioned atrocity'']
* In the (early) ''Series/DoctorWho'' reviews we get '''X SMASH!'''
* Time to do the math... [''cue [[{{Leitmotif}} The Chicken Dance]]''] [[RebusBubble This... plus this... EQUALS FUCKING THIS]]!"
* "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" When [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] points out how often he overuses it, Nash points out that Mr. "I AM A MAN!" isn't exactly innocent here.
* "Oop. Used the wrong music. Don't worry- I'll fix it!" then rewinding the scene to have a more "appropriate" backing track.
* In the live shows, Tara's obsession with hippos and Nash's growing horror at how many hippo-related items she has.
** Nash is also guilty, given his affinity for monkeys.
* There are enough stupid running themes to [[http://t.co/OMq9WmY8 fill a]] [[http://oi42.tinypic.com/59u11.jpg bingo card.]]
* From the ''Wonder Woman'' pilot review: "[[BringMyBrownPants Pants to be darkened!]]"
* Stories involving people abusing bath salts. Nash even claims it's a conspiracy.
* Various things, especially nudity and Florida, being in Nash and Tara's "wheelhouse". Although a town called Beaverton (And by extension, the ''rest'' of the Portland, Oregon area) appears to be challenging Florida as of late. Nash's hatred of Florida was referenced in the title card for an {{WebVideo/Atop The Fourth Wall}} episode, where Linkara was reviewing a comic featuring a Florida Orange Juice mascot. Nash didn't appear in the review, but the title card has him choking the mascot angrily.
** Nash's hatred of Florida has also crossed over into other internet videos, where in the Smart Way Out simulation league for WWE 2K15, a wrestler based on Nash fought a representative of Florida: HulkHogan. AND NASH WON.
** It's now an oft-repeated rule that "Nobody wants to see your dick, and there is nothing sexy in the Wal-Mart."
** The newest rule is "Just Watch Porn."
** "That doesn't go there," or reminding people not to shove items (usually guns, or bags of drugs) [[{{AssShove}} up one's vagina or anus]].
** There's also "The old drugs still work," usually used in response to someone doing something stupid while high on bath salts and/or MDMA.
** "A gun is not a remote control for life," in response to someone pointing a gun at someone else to get them to do whatever they want.
* Tara's horror stories from her life, frequently concerning her former jobs at Spencer Gifts and Sephora.
* Tara and JesuOtaku's combined ability to make Nash go into a HeroicBSOD became a RunningGag for a while when the latter was frequently seen alongside him. They also had their own RunningGag: the kitten strip club.
* "Live, everybody!" when there's a problem with the live show.
* "[[DoWrongRight Tara Explains How to Be a Better Criminal!]]" [[UpToEleven To the point where Tara is apparently preparing to do her own web show on the topic.]]
* Weird and destructive car crashes because of either pizza or beer.
* People caught masturbating in public.
* Ridiculously inappropriate things made for children/people being careless and irresponsible towards their kids. Even Nash, who admits he doesn't have much fondness for children, has this as a BerserkButton.
* [[MostAnnoyingSound "OHH, OHH, I'M A HAPPY HIPPO!! OHH, OHH!!" *maniacal laughter*]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything S-STOP! *laughter*]] [[TheImmodestOrgasm I-I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!]]
** Became a DiscreditedMeme for a while, as Tara lived with her sister and nephew who are both in bed during the show for a few months. Nowadays she's back in her own place and the DOH has made a triumphant (oh, God) return.
** The DOH now has a companion, a dancing full-bodied female hippo that sings a hug-related remix of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back". Nash reacted accordingly.
* Since Nash has moved into his new place, insistence (at first from JO, and then from the chat post-break-up) that he close the door to the bathroom behind him have ascended to this.
* Tara loves referencing ''Film/MysteryMen'', namely the line, "Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today."
* "Fucking Alanis Morisette!" whenever Nash can't tell if something is actually ironic or not.
* Tara having never seen famous movies. Although this is a RunningGag on the internet in general.
* WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows usually requests an obnoxious pop song to {{Troll}} the show each week. Nash always plays his request, no matter how bad it is.
** *kickshot* whenever Dodger (one of the chat mods) kicks someone for all-caps or being a dick.
** Certain musicians or video creators who are frequently played on the show getting an *[insert musician name here]shot*. These include WebVideo/HeyAshWhatchaPlayin, Lindsey Sterling, and Music/TeganAndSara, to the point where the chat was shocked Nash didn't see WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie the day it came out (its main song was co-written by Tegan and Sara).
** The abuse of 'Purple Shotgun' (the chat's safe word) on any MindScrew or disturbing video.
* Since they've switched from Skype to Google Hangouts for the show, Tara abusing the soundboard feature.
* Either Nash or Tara ([[TakeAThirdOption or both]]) complaining about how young the show's audience is, and how old they both are.
---> '''Tara''': "Our audience is fetuses"
* After Tara's move, anytime [[CuteKitten Miracle the Cat]] was placed within camera range, she would figure out increasingly ridiculous ways to very conspicuously avoid the camera. These included looking in any direction but at the camera itself, scooting herself to the back of her "kitty tower" until she was offscreen, kicking Tara, and emitting loud grunts.
* As February 2016, [[TeamPet Grady]] doing FunnyBackgroundEvent antics in front of Nash's greenscreen being dubbed [[CutenessProximity "Attacking the Darkness".]]
* It also seems to be a running gag that a massive brawl seems to always happens at a Chuck E Cheese, during a kids birthday party. Bonus points if from Florida.
* In the past few months, Nash has taken to say, following a particularly dumb story either in WTFIWWY or Tech Q&A, "I mean... I mean... I mean!!" (with an accent, "ah meen... ah meen..."), almost becoming a new CatchPhrase.