* "It's a DOUCHEQUAKE!" (''[[{{Leitmotif}} Aw, you touch my tra-la-la~]]'')
** However, in the episode "Nimrods Are Forever," the douchequake was retired due to the [[TooSoon massive earthquake in Japan]]. It was brought back in "Good and Evil", just in time for Nash to learn of the existence of [[spoiler: crotchless panties for children]].
** On the 8/13/12 live show, Nash and JO did an a cappella rendition.
* "WE GOT VIDEO! :D" [''cut to footage of aforementioned atrocity'']
* In the (early) ''Series/DoctorWho'' reviews we get '''X SMASH!'''
* Time to do the math... [''cue [[{{Leitmotif}} The Chicken Dance]]''] [[RebusBubble This... plus this... EQUALS FUCKING THIS]]!"
* "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" When [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] points out how often he overuses it, Nash points out that Mr. "I AM A MAN!" isn't exactly innocent here.
* "Oop. Used the wrong music. Don't worry- I'll fix it!" then rewinding the scene to have a more "appropriate" backing track.
* In the live shows, Tara's obsession with hippos and Nash's growing horror at how many hippo-related items she has.
** Nash is also guilty, given his affinity for monkeys.
* There are enough stupid running themes to [[http://t.co/OMq9WmY8 fill a]] [[http://oi42.tinypic.com/59u11.jpg bingo card.]]
* From the ''Wonder Woman'' pilot review: "[[BringMyBrownPants Pants to be darkened!]]"
* Stories involving people abusing bath salts. Nash even claims it's a conspiracy.
* Various things, especially nudity and Florida, being in Nash and Tara's "wheelhouse". Although a town called Beavertown appears to be challenging Florida as of late. Nash's hatred of Florida was referenced in the title card for an {{WebVideo/Atop The Fourth Wall}} episode, where Linkara was reviewing a comic featuring a Florida Orange Juice mascot. Nash didn't appear in the review, but the title card has him choking the mascot angrily.
** It's now an oft-repeated rule that "Nobody wants to see your dick, and there is nothing sexy in the Wal-Mart."
** The newest rule is "Just Watch Porn."
** "That doesn't go there," or reminding people not to shove items (usually guns, or bags of drugs) [[{{AssShove}} up one's vagina or anus]].
** There's also "The old drugs still work," usually used in response to someone doing something stupid while high on bath salts and/or MDMA.
** "A gun is not a remote control for life," in response to someone pointing a gun at someone else to get them to do whatever they want.
* Tara's horror stories from her life, frequently concerning her former jobs at Spencer Gifts and Sephora.
* Tara and JesuOtaku's combined ability to make Nash go into a HeroicBSOD became a RunningGag for a while when the latter was frequently seen alongside him. They also had their own RunningGag: the kitten strip club.
* "Live, everybody!" when there's a problem with the live show.
* "[[DoWrongRight Tara Explains How to Be a Better Criminal!]]" [[UpToEleven To the point where Tara is apparently preparing to do her own web show on the topic.]]
* Weird and destructive car crashes because of either pizza or beer.
* People caught masturbating in public.
* Ridiculously inappropriate things made for children/people being careless and irresponsible towards their kids. Even Nash, who admits he doesn't have much fondness for children, has this as a BerserkButton.
* [[MostAnnoyingSound "OHH, OHH, I'M A HAPPY HIPPO!! OHH, OHH!!" *maniacal laughter*]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything S-STOP! *laughter*]] [[TheImmodestOrgasm I-I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!]]
** Became a DiscreditedMeme for a while, as Tara lived with her sister and nephew who are both in bed during the show for a few months. Nowadays she's back in her own place and the DOH has made a triumphant (oh, God) return.
** The DOH now has a companion, a dancing full-bodied female hippo that sings a hug-related remix of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back". Nash reacted accordingly.
* Since Nash has moved into his new place, insistence (at first from JO, and then from the chat post-break-up) that he close the door to the bathroom behind him have ascended to this.
* Tara loves referencing ''Film/MysteryMen'', namely the line, "Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today."
* "Fucking Alanis Morisette!" whenever Nash thinks something is ironic.
* Tara having never seen famous movies. Although this is a RunningGag on the internet in general.
* WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows usually requests an obnoxious pop song to {{Troll}} the show each week. Nash always plays his request, no matter how bad it is.
** *kickshot* whenever Dodger (one of the chat mods) kicks someone for all-caps or being a dick.
** Certain musicians or video creators who are frequently played on the show getting an *[insert musician name here]shot*. These include WebVideo/HeyAshWhatchaPlayin, Lindsey Sterling, and Music/TeganAndSara, to the point where the chat was shocked Nash didn't see Film/TheLEGOMovie the day it came out (its main song was co-written by Tegan and Sara).
** The abuse of 'Purple Shotgun' (the chat's safe word) on any MindScrew or disturbing video.
* Since they've switched from Skype to Google Hangouts for the show, Tara abusing the soundboard feature.
* Either Nash or Tara ([[TakeAThirdOption or both]]) complaining about how young the show's audience is, and how old they both are.
---> Tara: "Our audience is fetuses"