''John Quest'' is a spawn of another generic ''Roleplay/{{Ruby|Quest}}'' discussion thread which had gotten hijacked by Creator/{{Weaver}}; whom unexpectedly sets up a Ruby Quest mini-game starring Tom's twin brother, John, set in his office.

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!!Tropes presented by this GaidenGame

* [[spoiler:AllJustADream]]: More than likely.
* AnachronicOrder
* {{Anticlimax}}: '''''[[{{Eyedscreen}} BUTTAN PUSHED!!]]''''' [[spoiler:The air condition turns off...]]
* BrickJoke: John shouts a stream of profanities into an intercom at one point, then eats said intercom. In the final stage of the main story, Tom attempts to use an intercom, not expecting a response...and is greeted with a sudden wave of obscenities, followed by a loud crunch.
* TheCameo: Ruby from ''Roleplay/RubyQuest''.
* ChaoticStupid: John.
* CharacterTitle
* FollowTheLeader: THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE.
* {{Homage}}/ {{Parody}}: The game is essentially a spoof of the FanFic HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences[[note]]such as it starring John, who is Tom's brother; the poor examples of grammar and spelling; etc.[[/note]].
* MistakenIdentity: John is confused with his brother many times, by [[{{Troll}} Weaver]] more than anyone else.
* {{Railroading}}: Weaver suddenly changes John's size several times so the players cannot get what they want.
* ScoringPoints: [[labelnote:First,]]\\
BOOM\\
TOM IS VICTORIOUS\\
I MEAN JOHN\\
WATER COOLER DESROYED\\
[[UnrelatedEffects [=+=]10 horse points]]\\
[[/labelnote]] [[labelnote:second,]]\\
[[{{Jerkass}} JOHN BECOMES RUDE]]\\
[=+=]13 OBSCENITY POINTS\\
-4 HAPPY FRIENDSHIP POINTS\\
[=+=]6 MANLY POINTS\\
[[CosmeticAward JOHN LEARNED "LITANY OF CURSES"]]\\
[[/labelnote]] [[labelnote:and finally.]]\\
CONGRATULATIONS,\\
YOU WIN!\\
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FINAL SCORE:\\
105 HORSE POINTS\\
44 HAPPY SMILE POINTS\\
RABBITS EATEN: 1\\
WATER COOLERS VANQUISHED: 1\\
MANLINESS FACTOR: M4\\
TOTAL POINTS: 209/210[[/labelnote]]
* SelfParody
* {{Shoutout}}:
** John is commanded to "[[ProblemSleuth fall in a more manly fashion]]."
** [[GainaxEnding John lands in a]] [[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3354728/images/1231504904594.jpg WIERD PLACE]]
* TakeThatAudience: John ''eats'' the motivational poster the before the audience gets to see it, as they so desperately wanted to.
* XMeetsY: HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences meets ''Roleplay/RubyQuest'', obviously.

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