->"Anime/YuGiOh season three. It's like a [[FanFiction fanfic]], only written by actual writers!"
-->'''-Yami Yugi'''

!!Tropes
* AnythingButThat: Gozaburo's reaction to little Kaiba threatening to call him a chicken if he doesn't play a chess game with him.
* BerserkButton: Gansley's threat to [[PokeThePoodle cut Yugi's hair]] after acquiring his body is enough to prompt a LetsGetDangerous moment from Yami.
* ButtMonkey: Kuriboh. Even after he helps [[UngratefulBastard Yami]] to win a duel and locate Tea, Yami still treats him like dirt.
-->'''Kuriboh:''' La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
-->'''Yami:''' No. No, I don't love you.
-->'''Kuriboh:''' ...la.
* CallBack: There's a reference to a glaring moment of OohMeAccentsSlipping that Yugi had back in [[OldShame episode six]]. It's remembered with the most over-the-top IAmVeryBritish moment possible.
-->'''Past Yugi:''' Bloody 'ell! Oy, mate, did you just throw a bloody 'arpoon at me? Shut it, ya knobhead! Cor, what a fucking moppet. Bloody 'arpoon and everythin'. I coulda got done in there! Right in fron' of [[LoveInterest me bird]]! What a fit bird she is. [[OverlyLongGag Bloody 'arpoon]]... Wha' the bloody 'ell you playing at, ya bender? God Save The Queen and all that palaver! Wanker! Tart! Loo! Fish 'n chips! Apples and pears! Fanny! 'arpoon!
-->'''Present Yugi:''' For once in my life, I knew what it was like to be [[NationalStereotypes Bakura]].
* DeusExMachina: Referenced by the title.
* IsItSomethingYouEat: Mokuba asks this about a figure of speech Kaiba makes... because bullies keep stealing his food and [[MoodWhiplash he hasn't eaten in days]].
* LameComeback: "Your ''face'' is cute!"
* NotAllowedToGrowUp: Kaiba comments that even though ''he'' may have grown significantly since their time in the orphanage, Mokuba is roughly the same size.
* SeriousBusiness: A flashback to his childhood reveals that Kaiba takes ''all'' games ridiculously seriously, not just Duel Monsters.
-->"KNEEL BEFORE THE CHESS PRINCE!"
* ShoutOut: Tristan heard a commercial say that girls love the smell of Axe... which he interprets as the weapon, not the body spray.
** "Oh my God, it's a double rainbow all the way! ''So intense''!"
* TakeThat: Tea comments that their show is starting to [[SeasonalRot turn into]] a bad Creator/DonBluth movie... nevermind, just a Creator/DonBluth movie.
* TimmyInAWell: "What's that, Kuriboh? Tea's been kidnapped? By internet trolls? And little Timmy got stuck down a well?"
* {{Troll}}: Tea is assaulted by internet trolls in the virtual world.
* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: Even when he's got him trapped in a virtual world that he has [[RealityWarper complete control over]], Gansley still insists on trying to defeat Yugi with a normal children's card game.