->"The following cartoon is based on real events. Some names were changed in order to protect the innocent."
-->'''-Yami Yugi'''

!!Tropes
* CampGay: The Paradox Brothers.
* CurseCutShort: One Paradox Brother attempts to rhyme "crass" with "nose".
-->'''First Brother:''' [[LampshadeHanging You were supposed]] to say "ass", brother. I thought we rehearsed this.
* FinishingEachOthersSentences: The Paradox Brothers speak this way, and it all RhymesOnADime.
* GoingCommando:
-->'''Para:''' Against our gate Guardian, you have no chance!\\
'''Dox:''' I'm not wearing any underpants!\\
'''Para:''' Is that true, brother, or are you just rhyming?\\
'''Dox:''' I didn't want to throw off our timing...But it is true.
* RhymesOnADime: By the end of the episode, almost everybody is doing it.
-->'''Yami:''' Joey. It's time for a surprise attack.\\
'''Joey:''' No worries Yug, I got your back.\\
'''Yami:''' Hang on a second, are we rhyming too?\\
'''Joey:''' Don't ask me. I ain't got a clue.\\
'''Yami:''' This is like something out of Dr. Seuss!\\
'''Tea:''' I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose.\\
'''Bakura:''' Everyone seems to have gone all rhyme-y.\\
'''Tristan:''' Shut the hell up, you stupid limey!\\
* SelfMadeOrphan: Kaiba ended up orphaning both himself and Mokuba after he apparently fired his own parents.
* ShipTease: Kaiba actually asks the "Attention Duelists" man if he wants to [[HoYay go see a movie with him]]. (Un?)fortunately, it's a BigLippedAlligatorMoment and never comes up again.
* ShoutOut: To ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''. The card that switches Dark Magician with Black Skull Dragon sounds like the transporter, and the dragon's attack against Gate Guardian sounds like photon torpedoes being fired. Yami even says Picard's CatchPhrase at one point: "Make it so, Number One!"
* SpinoffBabies: Parodied with "Kaiba Babies".