->''"Home is where the heart is. We found it one day in the sink. It hums things late at night, but they are not songs. Welcome to Night Vale."''

The Night Vale Community College begins a capital campaign to fund a new science center. Tourniquet hires a new sous chef, inauguration day for the new mayor, and an update from the otherworld desert.

!!Tropes present in ''Capital Campaign'' include:
* BreatherEpisode: This episode returns to normal (by Night Vale standards) after the [=StrexCorp=] arc.
* HairRaisingHare: The rabbits Mrs. Wickersham keeps donating to the college fundraising campaign.
* ShapedLikeItself: "More on this as there is more on this."

->''"Today's proverb: Soccer is also commonly known as football, Canadian baseball, American football, violent jogging and World War II."''