->''"Flying is actually the safest mode of transportation. The second safest is dreaming. The third safest is decomposing into rich earth and drifting away with the wind and rain. Welcome to Night Vale."''

A woman from Italy arrived in our town, and we're not quite sure what she wants or what she is doing to us with her presence. Plus, a local hardware store cracks down on the crowds of baristas outside their shop, an update on Khoshekh's kittens, and a look at traffic.

!!Tropes present in ''The Woman From Italy'' include:


->''"Today's proverb: Your Bitcoin address is your middle name, followed by the name of your first pet and the first street you lived on."''