->''"Life is like a box of chocolates; Unopened. Dusty. And beginning to attract a lot of insects. Welcome to Night Vale."''

The Wallaby family successfully lobbies the School Board to finally allow a computer in school to help [[Recap/WelcomeToNightValeEp18TheTraveler their daughter Megan.]] Plus, a concert from Dark Owl Records and Amnesty Day at the public library.
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!!Tropes present in ''A Beautiful Dream'' include:

* AIIsACrapshoot: The computer was only trying to help Megan, but still... It took over first the school, and then everything controlled by electricity in the entire town.
* BlatantLies
-->The Librarians say that they will not harm you. In fact, they add, [[ExactWords “It doesn’t hurt at all.]] Amnesty is actually quite freeing, quite delicious.”
* KidsAreCruel: Megan is teased at school because she is an adult man's detached hand.
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->''"Today's proverb: Thank you in your interest in a life free of pain. We are not accepting applications at this time. Please try again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again…"''