->"''A lonely heart, a wandering eye, an empty stomach, a shoulder to cry on - this is what makes us, us. Welcome to Night Vale."''

Cecil recounts the strange disappearance of some of Night Vale's winged, angelic, and [[RunningGag unknowably hierarchical]] citizens, before launching into the feature story: helicopters are hovering in the skies above Night Vale. Not the normal {{Black Helicopter}}s of the World Government or the Blue Helicopters of the Sheriff's SecretPolice. No, these are [[TitleDrop Yellow Helicopters]], and what do they want? Why have they come to town? Also, some community health tips, an update on Night Vale High's quarterback Michael Sandero, and a campaign message from Hiram [=McDaniels=].
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!!Tropes present in ''Yellow Helicopters'' include:
* AscendedToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: Intern Vithya ascends into heaven.
* BarrierMaiden: Old Woman Josie tells Hiram [=McDaniels=] that "If I fall, ''so does this town''..."
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Hiram [=McDaniels=] "I care about our small business owners. I care about the future of our children. I care about the future of our small children business owners."
* CallBack: ''Yellow Helicopters'' can be seen as a direct sequel to ''The Sandstorm''.
* HypocriticalHumor: Hiram [=McDaniels=], "who is literally a five-headed dragon", says in his campaign ad that you shouldn't vote for someone without a mouth because it would be too weird.
* IntergenerationalFriendship: Cecil and Old Woman Josie are friends who used to go bowling together.
%%* MegaCorp: [=StrexCorp=]
* MoodWhiplash: Hiram [=McDaniels=]'s cheerful campaign message in the middle of an otherwise heavy episode.
* NoNameGiven: Double subverted with The Man in the Tan Jacket. His name is Emmet, or Earnest. Or maybe Everett... Hmm, maybe not.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Cecil, who has up to now shown no hesitation about acting as the MouthOfSauron for the City Council and Secret Police, is audibly uncomfortable when he has to assure his listeners that [=StrexCorp=] is nothing to be afraid of.
* PutOnABus: Old Woman Josie's angel friends disappear.
* RedShirt: The interns, as per usual. Vithya seems to be unique, however, having been apparently chosen for an angelic mission. She ascends to heaven rather than simply dying, disappearing, or becoming part of a HiveMind in an enchanted forest.
* TyrantTakesTheHelm: [=StrexCorp=] takes over Night Vale and buys out Night Vale Community Radio.
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->''"Today's Proverb: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never quite describe the pain."''