->''Our God is an awesome God. Much better than that ridiculous god that Desert Bluffs has.''

A Blinking Light up on a Mountain has mysteriously appeared. So has a Mountain. And a Floodplain. And an Approaching Army.

Meanwhile, something weird appears in the studio, the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home is allowed to make a statement since she's running for mayor, and Carlos isn't allowed to do science until he's made a certain person dinner like he promised.
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!!Tropes present in ''A Blinking Light Up On The Mountain'' include:

* ShaggyDogStory: The approaching army is only stopping in Night Vale on their way to attack someone else.
* TakeOurWordForIt: Something weird appears in the studio. Cecil refuses to give any specific information about it, because it's so weird that he couldn't possibly understand anything about it, besides that it's something, and is weird. The only thing he says is that when he touches it, it vibrates and leans in, which he ''thinks'' might mean it likes being touched, but he acknowledges that he doesn't know this isn't actually its way of communicating rage or pain.
* WorstNewsJudgmentEver / ComicallyMissingThePoint: Cecil really drops the ball on this one. He focuses on the sudden appearance of the titular blinking light, neglecting to mention that the mountain itself wasn't there before, nor was the floodplain under the mountain, nor was the approaching army on the floodplain.
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->''"Today's proverb: Throw your hands in the air. Now your arms. Keep detaching limbs and throwing them in the air. Hopefully, the birds will be sated and leave."''