->''"Our black suns move erratically, like drunken bees, and each of them stings. Now, more than ever, we are full of blood and honey. Welcome to Night Vale."''

A subway system has somehow appeared, even though the City Council never approved it. Cecil, however, is very pleased at the idea of Night Vale having a mass transit system and encourages its use.

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!!Tropes present in ''Subway'' include:
* ContinuityNod: Svitz, one of the fictitious countries Cecil mentions visiting in "A Memory of Europe", is on Cecil's list of travel destinations.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: The City Police would like to remind you that the citizens of Night Vale are not eating each other, and that there is no reason to tell you about the nonexistent increase in consensual cannibalism.
* YearInsideHourOutside: Many years pass while in the subway system, while only four minutes pass on the outside.

->''"Today's proverb: Your body is a temple. A temple of blood rituals and pagan tributes. A lost temple. A temple that needs more calcium. You should maybe try vitamin supplements."''