->''"Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then regret everything. Welcome to Night Vale."''

A roving pack of feral dogs has been terrorizing Night Vale; attacking children, stealing from the elderly, and vandalizing the drawbridge construction with very nicely drawn graffiti.

!!Tropes present in ''Feral Dogs'' include:

* BlatantLies: According to Mayor Pamela Winchell, the dog pack that had been terrorizing the city was actually just some plastic bags caught in the breeze.
* SelfSurgery: The next show after Cecil's is Dr. Brandon, who promises a step-by-step on how to remove your own appendix... ''[[SubvertedTrope without]]'' surgery.
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->''"Today's proverb: Eating meat is a difficult moral decision. Because it’s stolen, that meat. You should apologize."''