''The Hero'' and ''The Birthday Boy'' appeared as two halves of the same episode. They first aired on March 31, 2014.

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!!The Hero
Wander and Sylvia are pressed into the service of a buff and brawny hero in his quest to save a beautiful princess from a dragon. It doesn't quite work out for the hero as he hoped.

* ActorAllusion: Princess Demurra is voiced by Creator/JenniferHale, who also voices ''WesternAnimation/{{Cinderella}}'' in modern appearances. The fact that she's surrounded by [[FriendToAllLivingThings animal helpers]] like Cinderella (and numerous other [[Franchise/DisneyPrincess Disney Princesses]] only further enforces the connection.
** Also, Brad Starlight is played by Creator/JamesMarsden, playing a rather similar role as Prince Edward in ''Film/{{Enchanted}}''.
* AnAesop:
** Anyone can be a hero, no matter their [[HorrifyingHero shape]], [[PintSizedPowerhouse size]], [[GenderIsNoObject gender]] or [[IdiotHero personality]].
*** Alternatively, it's not always enough to want to be "the hero." A real hero also needs to be willing to do the right thing, regardless of whether or not they get what they want.
** As Demurra demonstrates, women can fight their own battles, thank you very much.
** More to the point, no one's entitled to a relationship with anyone else.
** Most importantly: life isn't a fairytale. Things can't always go your way or according to plan.
* AmbiguouslyHuman: Brad and Demurra are the closest things to humans appearing in this show.
* BatmanGambit: There's one safe path through the maze, and one dangerous trap. Demurra and Draykor knew that Brad would be so egotistical he would never take what looks like SchmuckBait. The only reason this fool-proof plan failed was because Wander and Sylvia were there to ultimately save him from the traps that were supposed to foil him.
* BigNo: By Brad, when he refuses Demurra's idea for a HeelFaceTurn.
* DamselInDistress: Zigzagged. First starts out as enforced for the plot and discussed by all of our "heros". Then it turns out it was a lie, Brad exploited it for the sake of KIDNAPPING Princess Demurra himself! (Played for drama & maybe inverted for Brad?) Then subverted when she kicks his butt.
* DeathCourse: The Labyrinth of Delusion, complete with an alternate route and a patterned series of attacks. Not that either does Brad any good. It turns out Draykor set it up specifically to keep Brad from kidnapping Demurra.
* DragonsPreferPrincesses: Drakor is in love with Princess Demurra, and, according to Brad Starlight, he keeps her as a prisoner. The truth, however, is that [[SubvertedTrope princesses also prefer dragons]].
* {{Deconstruction}}: The story feels like a deconstructed take on "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Mario]]" plotlines. You have "the Hero" (Brad Starlight) who is trying to save the Princess (Demura) from the monster (King Draykor) who wants to marry said-princess. Oh where to begin? For one, King Draykor is [[GoodAllAlong a nice dragon]] and Demura [[BeastAndBeauty genuinely loves Draykor]]. So our Mario stand-in is no more a hero than he is a party-crashing nuisance wants to rescue the Princess on the grounds that he's "[[EntitledToHaveYou prophecied]]" to [[DesignatedLoveInterest have her]]. Not to mention that as a legitimate groom, Draykor is stressed out over the prospect that some delusional wedding-crasher is trying to destroy his wedding to the woman he mutually loves. The cherry on top is when Brad [[IgnoredEpiphany shrugs off]] his [[LastSecondChance final chance at redemption]], obstinate at fulfilling his "[[ItsAllAboutMe prophecy]]" rather than recognize it's getting in the way of [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy Demura and Draykor's happiness together]].
* DragonsVersusKnights: The setup has a wandering knight questing to slay a fearsome dragon and rescue his captive, although it eventually turns out that the knight is just a whiny/pompous jerkass who views himself as a hero when he's really a DirtyCoward and his noble quest exists mostly in his own mind.
* DramaticWind: Brad's cape is constantly blowing behind him without wind, even when indoors.
* EntitledToHaveYou: Brad feels this way about Demurra since she’s a princess and he’s a knight (at least that what he thinks he is). And according to Demurra, this isn’t the first time he’s tried to “rescue” her from her fiancé Drakor.
-->'''Demurra:''' Seriously, Bradley?! ''This'' again?! (''To Wander and Sylvia'') I’m sorry, did he drag you two along on some crazy “rescue mission”?\\
(''Wander and Sylvia nod. Demurra claps her hands and the guards release them'')\\
'''Brad:''' It’s not a crazy mission! The prophecy foretold!\\
'''Demurra:''' “Prophecy”?! You mean, like, your ''diary'' from when we were what, fifteen?
* {{Foreshadowing}}:
** A minor example. The prophecy says only the hero can pull out the Sword of Destiny; Brad is unable to pull it out while Wander can. This hints that Brad's not the hero as his prophecy told him, but Wander's the true hero. But ultimately subverted: while Wander is the ''protagonist'', neither are the hero. [[{{Fauxshadowing}} Demurra is]].
** The "prophecy" sounds weirdly specific, as opposed to the traditional [[TheProphecy prophecies]] that are like cryptic riddles. This may hint that Bradley made it all up himself.
** The DeathCourse they have to walk through to get to the castle is called "The Labyrinth of Delusion" because it was set up by Demurra and Draykor to keep her delusional stalker from ruining their wedding.
** There were two paths to the castle: the DeathCourse that Brad drags Wander through, and a pleasant looking path he insists must be a trap, but Sylvia walks through it and remarks that it was very pleasant and even had a lemonade stand. The second path was for the invited wedding guests whereas the first was to keep Brad out.
* GoodAllAlong: It turns out Draykor's not evil, as Brad predicted; he's very friendly and he and Demurra are genuinely in love (in fact, they're actually engaged to get married).
* HopeSpot: When Demurra offers that they can remain friends despite his attempts to crash hers and King Draykor's wedding. For a moment, Brad gives a contemplative smile, as though considering for a moment that a life where Demurra's not married to him is possible. ...and instead turns down his redemption with a definite, frowning "No!"
* HypocriticalHumor: Sylvia shudders at Demurra wearing pink, despite that being the same color as her hair/feathers and saddle blanket.
* IMeantToDoThat: Brad's reaction to accidentally breaking the hilt off the Sword of Destiny after trying to pull it out. "It's better this way!" Either that, or it can be interpreted that he means he'd rather have a sword broken off by him, than have a perfectly good sword pulled out by "the sidekick".
* IgnoredEpiphany: Demurra tries to point out to Brad that even though he really wanted her to marry him instead of Draykor, he has to accept that life isn't always fair. ...Instead, he insists on believing in his "the prophecy", even if reality dictates she doesn't want to be with him.
* InterspeciesRomance: Demurra (human?) and Draykor (dragon).
* IronicEcho: There's a deflated theme song that plays every time Brad fails at something during his "quest". This same theme plays when Wander cheers for Demurra taking down Brad by herself, only in a happier tone, [[FridgeBrilliance reflecting how Wander's come to term that things don't always go as planned]].
* LastSecondChance: Demurra gives one to Brad, telling them they can just be friends, but he ignores it and vows to do what his "prophecy" tells him to.
* LosingHorns: These play as Brad drags himself across the ground after he gets grievously injured by a gauntlet of traps.
* MilesGloriosus: Brad Starlight demands Wander add a verse about him fighting a bear into the ballad the latter is making up about him, despite having never done such a thing...or indeed anything remotely heroic whatsoever. He's also a whiny jerk who throws a tantrum when things don't go according to his "prophecy".
* MoodWhiplash: Every time Brad's dramatic attempts at being a hero are interrupted. Also, Demurra goes from sweetly talking to Draykor (her soon-to-be husband) to snapping "This again?!" at Brad in an annoyed tone.
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: When Wander and Draykor rush to Princess Demurra's rescue, they find she's managed to escape from and subdue Brad in a matter of minutes.
* OnlyTheChosenMayWield: Brad encounters the Sword of Destiny embedded in a stone. Wander then takes it out no problem and hands it to Brad. Brad demands that ''he's'' the one who should remove it, so Wander puts it back and Brad tries to remove it again. Naturally, he can't. Turns out, It's ''Wander'' who's the hero, and not Brad.
* PinkIsForSissies: For Sylvia. To be fair, Demurra's literally ''shining'' pink.
-->'''Wander:''' She's ''beautiful.''\\
'''Sylvia:''' And pink. Eugh! *shudders*
* PrincessesPreferPink: Demurra's dress, much to Sylvia's disgust.
* ProperlyParanoid: Demurra and Draykor set up the DeathTrap maze, rightly intuiting that Brad would try to crash their wedding. She tells Wander and Sylvia that Brad's been stalking her for a while.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Demurra and Draykor are revealed to be this. After their guards capture Wander, Sylvia and Brad, Demurra finds out that Brad found two more "heroes" as patsy sidekicks. She orders them freed and apologizes to Wander and Sylvia for the waste of time. Demurra also gently lets Brad down, giving him a second chance. Draykor then politely asks Wander and Sylvia for help when Brad tries kidnapping Demurra. Showing no hard feelings, they invite the duo to the wedding.
* RockyRollCall: A variation:
-->'''Brad:''' Sidekick! Steed! Hero!\\
'''Guard:''' Prisoner.
* SelfFulfillingProphecy: Attempted by Brad, averted by Demurra, because "This isn't a fairy tale."
* ShaggyDogStory: Demurra wasn't captured by Draykor, and Draykor is not an evil dragon; Draykor is actually nice, and he and Demurra are genuinely in love with each other. Brad is also not the hero as mentioned in the legend; ''Wander'' was, and all Brad is is just an obnoxious, demanding ManChild.
* ShoutOut:
** To ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDragonJakeLong''. A jerkass named Brad wants a beautiful blonde girl who turns out to be a badass who's in love with a dragon.
** The Brazilian dub [[DubNameChange changes Princess Demurra's name]] to ''[[WesternAnimation/SheRaPrincessOfPower Adora]]''.[[note]]Yes, that Adora keeps the name in both America and Brazil.[[/note]]
** One of Wander's methods of dodging obstacles in the Labyrinth of Delusion is doing a spinning jump over a lava pit like how Mario does in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1''.
* ShmuckBait: Subverted; the bright and cheery path through the Labyrinth of Delusion seems like an obvious trap, but as it turns out, it really is perfectly safe (and, according to Wander and Sylvia, there was even a lemonade stand).
* SpellMyNameWithAnS:
** The Dragon King's name can be spelt as either "Drakor" or "Draykor", the latter appearing in the closed-captions. Neither of these are mentioned in the credits, as he's simply credited as "Dragon King."
** The closed-captions also misspell Demurra's name as "Demura".
* {{Squee}}: Wander, many times. He ''really'' enjoys being the hero rescuing the princess.
* StorybookOpening: What opens and ends the episode.
* StunnedSilence: Wander and Sylvia are reduced to a few seconds of this when they realize Draykor is friendly and Demurra is in love with him and actually wants to marry him.
* TeethClenchedTeamwork: Sylvia is ''not'' happy about working with Brad, who treats her as a dumb steed, only going along with the quest because she's "helping a sister out."
* ThisIsReality: "Real life is not a fairy tale."
* TitleDrop: Several times. Parodied at the beginning when the title appears to finish Brad's sentence.
* WeddingFinale: Wander and Sylvia discover that Draykor and Demurra (aside from being genuinely in love with each other) are engaged, with their wedding coming up very soon -- the episode ultimately ends with the couple finally getting married.
* WhamLine: Princess Demurra referring to ''Draykor'' (not Brad) as her "beloved."
* WhamShot: Demurra embracing Draykor and comforting him.

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!!The Birthday Boy

It's Lord Hater's birthday. The Watchdogs have gotten him a Doom Arena for his present, and Peepers has brought Wander and Sylvia to face their destruction. Meanwhile, Wander is delighted to be part of the festivities until he realizes that Hater is not having a good time at his own birthday party. The little orange guy makes it his mission to [[IronicEcho get Hater to smile.]]

* AnAesop: Sometimes your birthday party doesn't have to be perfect. Those who come have their own ideas.
* AsideGlance: Hater does one when Wander tames the pit monster.
* AudienceParticipationSong: The Watchdogs eventually join in singing Hater's birthday song.
* BaitAndSwitch: "I ''am'' afraid...I'm ''afraid'' you aren't enjoying your birthday party."
* BigRedButton: One of these releases the pit monster.
* BigNo: Hater screams it after Wander tames the pit monster and plans to stop him himself.
* BigYes: By Hater near the beginning when Wander and Sylvia appear and he gets to see them grovel in fear (which won't be happening).
* BirthdayEpisode: Hater's and the first one in the series.
* BloodlessCarnage: Hater receives no fatal result when on the receiving end of his own bottle laser.
* BookEnds: The episode begins with Wander and Sylvia entering the Doom Arena via birthday present, and ends with them escaping the arena to safety after Wander successfully gets Hater to smile (albeit rather poorly).
* BottleEpisode: The whole episode is set at Hater's Doom Arena.
* BrickJoke: Three of the buttons Peepers considers at one point activate a giant meat tenderizer, a flame trap, and a pack of flying tigers. At the end of the sequence when Hater falls into the Doom Arena, he gets hit with those same three traps at once.
* CheerUpEpisode: Wander's side of the story is him seeing how upset and grumpy Hater is on his birthday, so he does whatever he can to make him smile.
* ContinuityNod: Flamethrowers are mentioned again.
* EyebrowWaggle: By Wander when Hater is suggesting spin the bottle.
* FluffyTamer: Wander tames the pit monster by giving it dog biscuits.
* GladiatorGames: The Doom Arena has all the basics. Gladiators, beasts, death traps, the works.
* HappyBirthdayToYou: "Your Happy Birthday Song", led by Wander at the end of the episode to "save" the party and finally get Hater to smile.
* IronicEcho: Whatever Wander wants to do is the complete opposite of Lord Hater's ideas. There's even a scene where Wander explains his goal in the same intonation as Hater's, complete with the same close-ups, zooms, and similar background music.
* IronicEchoCut: This part:
-->'''Hater:''' Peepers, Wander still appears to be enjoying himself.\\
''(later)''\\
'''Wander:''' Sylvia, Hater's still not enjoying himself!
* {{Irony}}: In spite of wanting Wander to be scared, Hater ends up scared himself.
* JawDrop: Hater's jaw literally detaches from his skull three times throughout the episode.
* LyricalDissonance: Wander's birthday song eventually touches upon the subject of growing old and dying, especially Sylvia's verse:
-->So try not to be so sad about your impending doom\\
Someday we'll light birthday candles on your frigid tomb!
* NeverSayDie: Hater repeatedly talks about Wander facing his "doom" and so on.
* NonFatalExplosion: When Hater gets blasted by the giant bottle laser, he is not killed by its explosion and was only left charred with his jaw hanging.
* OhCrap: Hater gets a few throughout the episode. His largest one is near the end when Wander explains he actually was afraid he wasn't enjoying the party.
* PassThePopcorn: When Hater falls into the arena and is about to be beaten up, Sylvia sits on his throne and asks for popcorn.
* PoorCommunicationKills: After Hater gets blasted by his own bottle laser:
-->'''Sylvia:''' Did you see the look on Hater's face?!\\
'''Wander:''' I know. At this rate, we're never gonna get a smile outta that guy.
* SpinTheBottle: Hater tries to kill Wander with a death ray, but Wander thinks it's spin the bottle, hence the shape of it. HilarityEnsues.
* TitleDrop: Several times, by Wander.
* TooDumbToLive: Being focused on his plan to get Hater to smile, Wander is completely oblivious that all Hater really wants is for him to grovel up in fear. Only Sylvia realizes this.
* TheUnsmile: When Wander and Sylvia finally get Hater to smile.
* UnsoundEffect: The party-hat bazooka Sylvia fires produces the sound effects "HATS" and "MORE HATS"
* VillainOpeningScene: Hater is even the first character to appear in the episode.
* VisualPun: At one point, Wander somehow uses his hands to spin his mouth around from a frown to a smile. He’s literally turning his frown upside down.
* WhamLine: "I ''am'' afraid...I'm ''afraid'' [[BaitAndSwitch you aren't enjoying your birthday party]]."
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