An arranged marriage looms for Apu can he throw his family off by convincing them that he's already married to Marge?

!! Tropes:

* ArrangedMarriage: Apu is reminded that he has to marry a girl who was betrothed to him when they were children. He doesn't like the very idea of it.
* BachelorAuction: Despite not being a contestant, Apu wins, being the most desirable man of the bunch. He quite enjoys it, too, dating several women.
* {{Bowdlerization}}: In the scene of Bart using a holy book as kindling in the sacred fire, the original cut of the episode had the holy book as The Bible. When Mike Scully got complaints (and realized how tasteless the joke is), the scene was altered so that way Bart would be shown using a hymnal for the sacred fire.
* CasanovaWannabe: All the contestants at the bachelor auction. Moe, in particular, walks straight to the "Rejects" section almost immediately after being introduced.
* FawltyTowersPlot: {{Lampshaded}}.
-->'''Apu:''' Is it me or do your plans always have some horrid web of lies?
-->'''Homer:''' It's you.
* PerfectlyArrangedMarriage: It turns out the girl who was promised to him grew up into a lovely woman. Manjula didn't feel any more inclined to marry Apu that he did, and did say if it didn't work out she was willing to get a divorce, but they ended falling in love with each other.
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