Episode - 4F20\\
First Aired - 5/11/1997

A ThreeShorts episode.

Troy [=McClure=] reveals that Fox is desperately trying to create new shows for their Sunday night line-up. At the time, the only Sunday night fare on FOX was ''Series/MelrosePlace'', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', ''Series/TheXFiles'', and whatever forgettable flavor-of-the-month sitcom/drama/TV special FOX was pushing. The live-action shows ''Series/{{Martin}}'', ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'', and ''Series/LivingSingle'' were either on their way to being canceled or already gone, and this episode was made before the days of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', Creator/SethMacFarlane's trio[[note]]''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', and ''WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow'', though, as of 2015, it's down to just ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', since ''The Cleveland Show'' got canceled and ''American Dad'' moved to TBS[[/note]], ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'', and all the live-action shows that became critical darlings and/or the new standard of episodic comedy, such as ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'', ''Series/TheMindyProject'', ''Series/NewGirl'', ''Series/RaisingHope'', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', the criminally [[ScrewedByTheNetwork screwed-over]] ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', and Creator/WillForte's ''Series/TheLastManOnEarth''.

Initially, FOX asked Creator/MattGroening and his crew from ''The Simpsons'' to come up with a brand-new show. They didn't come up with any[[note]]though they would later with ''Futurama''[[/note]], but they ''did'' supply three pilots for ''Simpsons'' spinoffs:

'''Chief Wiggum P.I.''' (Police action shows from the 1970s and 1980s) -- The corrupt, now-former sheriff of Springfield, Clancy Wiggum, has gone into business for himself in New Orleans with Seymour Skinner (aching to return to his Big Easy roots) along for the ride. In this episode, Chief Wiggum's son gets kidnapped by a Southern crime lord and Clancy and Skinner must find him.

'''The Love-matic Grampa''' (Cheesy fantasy sitcoms of TheSixties, ''My Mother, the Car'' in particular) -- Having "got lost along the way" to Heaven, Abe Simpson's spirit now inhabits the "love tester" machine at Moe's Tavern and gives the bartender tips on how to win over women.

'''The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour''' (Variety shows of TheSeventies, specifically ''The Brady Bunch Hour'' and ''Laugh-In''): The Simpsons, minus Lisa -- who declined to participate and is replaced by a blonde teenager -- host a cornball 1960s sketch comedy show, with special guest star Tim Conway.

[=McClure=] ends the show with a mock preview of the upcoming ninth season, which will include magic powers, multiple weddings, long-lost triplets, and Homer befriending a tiny, green space alien named Ozmodiar that only he can see [[note]]It should be noted that although none of those plots happened in season 9, all of these came true in later episodes to some extent: the magic powers were mostly seen in the Halloween episodes, episodes such as "There's Something About Marrying," "Wedding For Disaster," and "Rome-Old and Juli-Eh" featured crazy weddings, "Double Double Boy in Trouble" had Bart meet a boy who could be his long-lost twin, and the season 12 episode "HOMR" featured a brief appearance by Ozmodiar[[/note]].
!!This episode contains examples of:
* {{Acrofatic}}: Big Daddy rather handily escapes from the parade while being chased by Wiggum and Skinner.
* BackstoryOfTheDay: Seymour Skinner was suddenly born and raised in UsefulNotes/NewOrleans. Too bad he can't seem to pronounce the city's name the same way twice, and he remembers Mardi Gras as "Marty's... something".
* TheBigEasy: The setting of ''Chief Wiggum P.I.'', and according to its backstory, Skinner's birthplace. Wiggum uses two other nicknames for New Orleans: "Sweet Lady Gumbo" and "Old Swampy".
* BitingTheHandHumor: The end of ''The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour'':
-->'''Homer:''' I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon.\\
'''Tim Conway:''' I'm still here. Fox wouldn't spring for a decent hotel room.\\
'''Marge:''' ''(laughs)'' He's just kidding. We'd like to thank Fox and the good people at Budget Lodge.
** The Fox prime-time schedule is shown at the beginning of the show. Except for ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''Series/TheXFiles'' and ''Series/MelrosePlace'', every slot is a question mark.
* BlackComedyBurst: Twice in ''The Love-matic Grandpa'' Grandpa Simpson makes comments that really clash with the short's mood. Notably they pass without a laugh track.
--> ''That's the second time he's pulled the plug on me.''\\
''I've suffered for so long. Why can't I die?''
* BrainlessBeauty: The replacement Lisa seems to have been held back in school... multiple times.
-->'''Fake Lisa:''' I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning! Sophomore prom queen five years running! Go-o-o-o, Lisa!
* CallingCard: Played with in ''Chief Wiggum P.I.''. Near the beginning, while Wiggum and Skinner are discussing about their current situation, a skull is thrown through the window, and the duo realise they have an enemy. Later on, another skull was left behind after Ralph was kidnapped. Cue Skinner: "Big Daddy's trademark calling card... it's right here inside the skull."
* ChairReveal: Played with in ''Chief Wiggum P.I.'', as we see Big Daddy run into his office and get into position so he could pull off this trope when Wiggum comes in shortly after.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: The FramingDevice takes place in the "Museum of TV and Television".
* DinnerWithTheBoss: The beaver sketch in ''The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour''.
* EverybodyLaughsEnding: ''Chief Wiggum P.I.'' ends with one.
* ExpositoryThemeSong: ''The Love-matic Grampa''.
* FatSweatySouthernerInAWhiteSuit: Big Daddy
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Beaver Bart taking advantage of the fact he lives in a dam to be able to say, "Hey, could you two close the damn door?".
* GreatGazoo: Ozmodiar is a parody, and the original TropeNamer for this trope.
* ImpossibleThief: Big Daddy was somehow able to steal the Louisiana Governor's Mansion and relocate it to a swamp without being caught.
* ItsAlwaysMardiGrasInNewOrleans: And the Simpson family makes their cameo in ''Chief Wiggum P.I.'' at a Mardi Gras parade.
* LaughTrack: ''The Love-matic Grampa'' has one.
* MandatoryLine: The original Lisa only has one line in this episode, and it's during her appearance in ''Chief Wiggum P.I.''
* NonSequiturThud: Along with the below mentioned ShoutOut, after being beaten, the Love-Matic Grampa advised Moe to tell his date that "Her rump's as big as the Queen's, and twice as fragrant". Moe takes this situation seriously and ends up getting a bowl dumped on his head.
* NotAllowedToGrowUp: See BrainlessBeauty.
* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: After the Love-Matic Grampa's advice results in Moe getting a bowl of food dumped on his head, Moe calls him the ''dumbest'' haunted love tester he has ever met.
* PoesLaw: Some fans mistook the StylisticSuck throughout the episode for actual bad writing. Creator/MattGroening was worried that fans would react this way.
* RequiredSpinOffCrossover: Parodied by the family showing up in New Orleans in ''Chief Wiggum, P.I.'' and Homer dropping by the bar in ''The Love-matic Grampa''.
* ShoutOut: After being beaten up by the bully trio (for calling Kearney gay), the Love-Matic Grampa sings ''Music/{{Daisy}}'' ala [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 2000]].
* ShownTheirWork: ''The Brady Bunch Hour'' was actually like the Smile-Time Variety Hour.
* SmellySkunk: Homer's boss (Tim Conway) on the Beaver Family sketch in ''The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour''.
* SpecialEditionTitle: This is one of the few episodes between the first season and the high-definition episodes to not have the traditional opening with Bart [[WritingLines writing lines]] and/or a CouchGag.
* StylisticSuck: All three segments are deliberately badly scripted bland and cheesy TV spin-off shows. The idea of "The Love-matic Grampa", for instance, is an obvious parody of the awful concept of ''Series/MyMotherTheCar''.
* ThemeTuneRollCall: ''The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour''.
* TheOtherDarrin: In-universe and parodied with Lisa in ''The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour''. Specifically, she's a parody of the fake Jan from ''Series/TheBradyBunchVarietyHour''
-->'''Troy [=McClure=]:''' [[BlatantLies Thanks to some creative casting, you'll never know the difference!]]
* TheParody: The spin-off shows are mostly spoofs of ''Series/MiamiVice'', ''Series/MagnumPI'', ''Series/StarskyAndHutch'', ''Series/MyMotherTheCar'', ''Series/RowanAndMartinsLaughIn'', Music/TheOsmonds, ''Series/ThePartridgeFamily'', ''Series/TheBradyBunch'', the Smothers Brothers and ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones''.
* ThisIsGonnaSuck: Big Daddy has this reaction when he is spotted by Wiggum and Skinner and has to run.
-->'''Big Daddy:''' Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat.
* ToBeContinuedRightNow: "''Chief Wiggum P.I.'' will return... right now!"
* VarietyShow: ''The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour''.
* VillainExitStageLeft: Parodied in ''Chief Wiggum P.I.'', in which Big Daddy swims away through the river... slowly.
-->'''Skinner:''' He's gradually getting away, Chief.
-->'''Wiggum:''' Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.
* VillainsOutShopping: Big Daddy.
-->'''Big Daddy:''' New Orleans is my town. I got interests, and I ain't talkin' about stamp collecting, though I do find that extremely interesting.
-->'''Skinner:''' Oh yeah? That makes two of us.
* WhatsAHenway: In ''The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour'', when Homer learns that their special guest is Tim Conway:
-->'''Homer:''' What's a Tim Conway?
-->'''Tim Conway:''' Oh, about 120 pounds.