Homer is blackmailed by Patty and Selma after losing his mortgage money on a bad investment. Meanwhile, Bart is forced to sign up for ballet class after coming to school late on the day the kids pick their favorite sports to play in gym class.

!Tropes used in the episode
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* CoincidentalBroadcast: Lampshaded when Homer wonders how to make some money. An ad for limo drivers appears on the TV, even though he realizes no one turned it on or off.
* GettingTheBoot: After his secret is exposed to Marge, Homer tosses Patty and Selma out of the house in this manner. Amusingly, in-between throws, he accidently throws Marge out; he brings her back inside before resuming the throws.
-->'''Homer:''' I never want to see you again! You either.
* RealMenWearPink: Enforced on Bart when forced to take ballet classes. He soon finds out he has talent, and accepts ballet.
** PinkIsForSissies: What the other boys think of ballet. [[spoiler: When Bart reveals to the audience of his love for ballet, the other boys chase him out of the school, intending to beat him up]].
* ShoutOut: Bart being told to "use the ballet", in a similar matter to "[[StarWars Use the Force]]"