After Bart and Milhouse go on a sugar bender after finding a $20 bill and spending most of the money on a Squishee made of syrup, Bart wakes to find that he's a member of the geekiest club known to man: The Junior Campers (not affiliated with The Boy Scouts of America).

!!Tropes:
* BearsAreBadNews: The other Campers group is attacked by a bear. Borgnine's attempt to save the day with his Swiss Army Knife is subverted because Homer had stolen it prior.
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: The "Springfield, Springfield" musical number-slash-MushroomSamba. While never mentioned again, it ''does'' makes Bart do something that drives the episode onwards.
* ChekhovsGun: The map with the Krusty Burger franchises, showing that there's one on an (unmanned) oil rig.
* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: After Bart [[TenMinuteRetirement decides to abandon the Campers]] because he's not allowed a knife, he grumbles that maybe they are not exciting. Cue a barrage of exciting ([[RuleOfFunny and funny]]) situations appearing as he walks down the street where a knife saves the day.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Moe threatened to stab Hans Moleman for not putting his beer on a coaster.
* EpicFail: All of Homer's attempts at saving the day once the group is stuck at sea. For Krusty, the idea of opening a Krusty Burger franchise on an oil rig without taking heed to the fact that it was abandoned (however, it's just a fail for ''him''-it saves the group's lives).
* GRatedDrug: The all-syrup Squishee.
* HorribleCampingTrip: What happened to the Flanderses and the Simpsons. [[DontGoInTheWoods The other Campers]] [[BolivianArmyEnding didn't]] [[FridgeHorror ended]] [[KillThemAll as well]].
* IHaveNoSon: Homer's reaction when Bart liked a joke told by Flanders.
* RupturedAppendix: A man on a street suffers a severe case of this. Fortunately, Dr. Hibbert had his pocket knife, allowing him to perform a street operation and save the man's life, to the cheers of everyone present.
* ScoutOut: The Junior Campers are not associated with the Boy Scouts of America, as the sign on their meeting room says.
* ShoutOut:
** Bart and Milhouse's song "Springfield, Springfield" is a parody of "New York, New York" from the musical ''Film/OnTheTown''. They even lampshade this by having a sailor join in, singing "New York, New York", to which Bart sends him in the right direction.
** The scene where Hans Moleman draws out a knife and says: "You call that a knife, THIS is a knife" is a parody of a famous scene in ''Film/CrocodileDundee''.
** The scene where Ernest Borgnine and the campers travel through the backwoods by boat, while mysterious people are hiding themselves behind the trees is a nod to ''Film/{{Deliverance}}''.
** The scene where Ernest Borgnine and the campers are attacked near the campfire references ''Franchise/FridayThe13th''.
* SpecialGuest: Ernest Borgnine.
* TakeOurWordForIt: The curse word written on the back of Milhouse's head. The only clue to how dirty it is was Principal Skinner's reaction upon reading it and the punishment ("I'm gonna shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right; it's a privilege.")
* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Enlist on the [[ScoutOut Junior Campers]] while going through a sugar-based MushroomSamba.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: What happened to the other parents that were going on the raft tour? [[FridgeHorror Probably they were killed]] by the hillbillies.
* WorstAid: Dr. Hibbert not only cuts out a man's appendix in the middle of the street with just a pocket knife, but he doesn't even wipe the knife clean until afterwards. [[MadeOfExplodium However, given that the appendix then]] ''[[MadeOfExplodium exploded,]]'' [[RuleOfFunny this was probably prudent.]]