Episode - 1F04\\
First Aired - 10/28/1993

This go-around is done in the style of ''Series/NightGallery'' with Bart hosting the in-betweens while babysitting Maggie as Marge goes to get gift-shop earrings, but not before telling Bart that this year's Halloween special may be too scary for some viewers.

!! The Devil and Homer Simpson
Homer dreams of being a fashion reporter at a doughnut modeling show while doing his rounds at his job, but finds that Carl and Lenny have already eaten all of the real donuts (and chucked the rest at an old man[[note]]Grampa Simpson[[/note]] for fun). Desperate, he claims he'd sell his soul for a donut, and at that instant, the Devil (who surprisingly is Flanders) appears and offers to give him one. Homer signs a contract and is given a donut. But before he finishes it, he realizes that as long as he doesn't do so, the contract is voided. The Devil vows Homer will go to Hell sooner or later before disappearing.

That night, a half-asleep Homer goes to grab a midnight snack and thoughtlessly eats the last piece of the donut; the Devil appears and starts to suck him into Hell. The family awakes in the commotion and Lisa begs the Devil for a fair trial; he grudgingly agrees to this but demands that Homer spend a day in Hell. Down below, Homer finds himself chopped into pieces and given an ironic punishment by being force-fed donuts (he manages to eat the whole supply, to the torture technician demon's confusion).

Meanwhile the family hires Lionel Hutz to represent him in the trial. Midnight comes and the Devil, along with TheGrimReaper as a judge, appears along with Homer (bound in a fire cage). The Devil and Hutz barter on specific terms before the trial begins: Hutz for bathroom breaks, the Devil on his pick of the jury, which turns out to include some of the worst people from history: Benedict Arnold, UsefulNotes/LizzieBorden, UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, John Wilkes Booth, UsefulNotes/{{Blackbeard}} the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line-up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers ("The Broad Street Bullies"). The trial doesn't go well -- the Devil offers proof of his deal and Hutz ultimately excuses himself to go to the bathroom and flees out the window.

Just as it looks that Homer will be condemned to Hell, Marge comes in with a photo album and shows everyone their wedding photo (which was in an emergency room as Homer ate the wedding cake...before the wedding). On the back of the photo is a declaration Homer made pledging his soul to ''Marge''. The jury agrees that Homer's soul belongs to her, and he's freed -- but the Devil, sore at being cheated, turns his head into a donut. Now Homer can't resist munching on himself, and most of the town's cops are waiting outside with coffee cups...

!! Terror at 5½ Feet

This story also begins with a nightmare as Bart dreams of his school bus losing control and being run over by a semi-truck. He awakens still a little shaken by it (not helped with Homer blowing a blow-horn that he stole from a marina in his ears). As Lisa and he head for the school bus in rainy weather, Bart finds that Skinner is onboard, a punishment from his mother. Halfway into the bus ride, they pick up Groundskeeper Willie who had gotten stranded after killing his mule. Soon, Bart notices a gremlin has attached itself to the side of the bus and is slowly picking it apart. He tries to warn the others but every time he does so, the gremlin hides. The first time, they just think he's crazy. The second time Otto assumes he's talking about Hans Moleman who was driving alongside them, so Otto knocks him off the road. Hans' car stops before it can hit a tree...then explodes anyway, because it's an AMC Gremlin.

Skinner tries to stop his paranoia by pulling the shade over the window but Bart can't help but peek and sees the gremlin only making matters worse. Skinner finally tackles Bart and ties him down with Willie's rope. Bart convinces his seat mate, Üter, to untie him and discovers the back tire will soon be loosened by the gremlin. Using the bus's emergency flares, Bart opens the window and manages to knock the gremlin off just as he's pulled back in by Skinner and Willie. The gremlin hits Ned Flanders's car; he stops and picks it up despite the gremlin trying to attack him...

The bus makes it safely to school (despite that it's completely wrecked -- and for once, it wasn't Otto the bus driver's fault). Bart gleefully announces he was right, but Skinner nonetheless finds his actions deplorable and has him shipped off to the New Bedlam Home for the Emotionally Interesting (last seen on the season three premiere, "Stark Raving Dad"). Bart begins to relax, only for the gremlin to show up in the window of the truck and show off the severed (and still talking!) head of Flanders.

!! Bart Simpson's ''Dracula''

The family watches a news report about a murder victim who was drained of his blood; a black cape was found at the scene. Despite the obvious evidence, Wiggum assumes it's the work of a mummy and has the Egyptian wing of the museum destroyed. Lisa knows they should be tracking down a vampire but Homer dismisses the theory. Also in the news: Mr. Burns just bought a blood bank!

Some time later, the family is traveling at night to Pennsylvania, where Burns has invited them to dinner. At the manor there's even more obvious evidence of Burns being a vampire (i.e.: he mentions the family being "fresh victims of his ever growing army of the undead" over the entrance's intercom, his shadow has a life of its own, the "punch" served is blood, etc.) but only Lisa notices. Lisa "accidentally" spills the "punch" on Bart and her and they head off to get cleaned up. As they head back they discover Burns' vampire lair (oddly easily accessible) and investigate. As Lisa looks through Burns' autobiography ''Yes I Am a Vampire'', Burns' vampire minions rise and advance on the two. The kids flee but Bart stops when he sees a lever for a "Super Happy Fun Slide". Knowing it's a trap, Bart pulls it anyway and slides back down into the lair...where a group of vampires are waiting for him. A vampire woman pulls him off the slide and pins him down as the rest of the undead minions gather around him and bare their fangs menacingly. A bat soon flies in who morphs into Mr. Burns himself and Bart is presented to him to which Burns waste no time feeding on.

Lisa makes it back to the family and tries to tell them what happened, but then Burns, with very visible blood on his mouth, appears with a clearly bitten and pale skinned Bart who drones that nothing happened which the family believe. That night at the Simpson home, Lisa is visited in her bedroom window by a now vampiric and evil Bart flanked by other kids he's bitten. He beckons her to join them but she refuses, so Bart crashes through the window and tries to turn her by force. The commotion attracts Homer as well as the rest of the family, who stops him from doing so. But Bart laughs evilly as he changes into a bat and flees into the night. Lisa tells her family that the only way to return Bart to normal is to kill the head vampire, Mr. Burns.

The family head back to Burns' castle and make their way to Burns' lair. Homer drives a stake through his heart (though not before accidentally hitting his crotch). Burns dies and all seems well...but the next morning at home Grandpa floats into the kitchen claiming to be a vampire. The rest of the family reveals to the shocked Lisa that they're ''all'' vampires, because Burns wasn't the head one -- ''Marge'' is. The undead family bare their fangs to attack Lisa... before turning to audience and wishing everyone a Happy Halloween, in a closing shot that parodies ''WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownChristmas''.
!!This episode contains examples of:

!! General
* ArtImitatesArt: In the FramingDevice, several famous paintings by Creator/ReneMagritte, Creator/MCEscher, Creator/SalvadorDali, Creator/VincentVanGogh, Creator/EdvardMunch, Creator/GiorgioDeChirico, Creator/JacquesLouisDavid, and Creator/PabloPicasso are parodied. Even "Dogs Playing Poker" by Cassius Marsellus Coolidge is featured.
* BrownNote: Apparently, just gazing upon the painting ''A Friend in Need'' is enough to make one go mad, as explained by Bart and demonstrated by Homer.
* ElvisLives: Several tombstones were seen at the intro. One of them had "Music/{{Elvis|Presley}} - accept it".
* FramingDevice: Bart hosting in-betweens in an art gallery, explaining the story behind each painting. This is the last "Treehouse of Horror" episode to use any kind of framing device; all other episodes just go right into the stories.
* GoMadFromTheRevelation: Homer, once he looks upon Coolidge's ''A Friend in Need'' (the "Dogs Playing Poker" painting for those who don't know its real name).
-->'''Homer:''' They're ''dogs''! And they're ''playing poker!'' '''AAAAAHHHH!!!''' Ah-hahahahaha! Ah-hahahahaha!
* ShoutOut:
** The scenes where Bart walks around in a hallway full of paintings is a homage to ''Series/NightGallery''. The paintings themselves are shout-outs to Creator/VincentVanGogh, Creator/EdvardMunch, Creator/ReneMagritte, Creator/PabloPicasso, Creator/JacquesLouisDavid, Creator/MCEscher, Creator/GiorgioDeChirico and the "Dogs Playing Poker" painting.
** "The Devil and Homer Simpson" is a shout-out to ''Literature/TheDevilAndDanielWebster''.
** When the devil shapeshifts into a large demon claiming that Homer "is not smarter than him" it's a direct homage to Chernobog in ''Disney/{{Fantasia}}''.
** The segment with Bart and the gremlin is a homage to the famous ''Series/TheTwilightZone'' episode "Nightmare at 20.000 Feet". The gremlin itself bears a closer resemblance to the version seen in ''Film/TwilightZoneTheMovie''.
** "Bart Simpson's Dracula" is a shout-out to ''Film/BramStokersDracula''.
** Mr. Burns' menacing vampire shadow is a shout-out to the most famous scene from ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}''.
** Bart flying around with other kids turned into vampires references ''Film/TheLostBoys'', while him floating directly outside Lisa's window directly mirrors a scene from ''Literature/SalemsLot''.
** Homer being strapped into a chair with a device holding his mouth open as he's force-fed until he's obese is a direct homage to the infamous feeding sequence in ''WesternAnimation/PigsIsPigs''. The scene is Matt Groening's favorite sequence in animated history.
** The movement of Homer's arms as he reacts to the Super Fun Happy Slide lever was directly inspired by Disney's HumphreyTheBear, according to the animators.
** The "Happy Halloween" ending, complete with snow falling, Milhouse playing piano and Santa's Little Helper dancing references WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownChristmas.
** The end credits are a musical homage to the theme from ''Series/TheAddamsFamily''.
* SpecialGuest: Creator/PhilHartman as Lionel Hutz; Frank Welker as The Gremlin.

!! The Devil and Homer Simpson
* AffablyEvil: It's Flanders in Devil form, so not surprising.
* BalefulPolymorph: Homer at the end when the Devil turns his head into a donut. Not that he seems to mind, but it's still a hazard as every police officer in town is waiting outside the Simpson house to get a piece of Homer.
* BalloonBelly: Homer becomes massively obese after eating all the donuts in the world.
* BigEater: Homer's IronicHell fails to be a punishment because ends up eating every doughnut served to him, much to the confusion and irritation of the demon who intended it to be a punishment.
* BlatantLies: When the Devil was taking Homer to hell, Marge asked if he ate the donut and Homer said "no".
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: During his time in Hell, Homer is force-fed ''all the donuts in the world'' by a machine. It doesn't faze him, even after what's implied to be several hours, much to the confusion of the demon doing it to him.
-->'''Demon:''' I don't understand it! James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes!
* DealWithTheDevil: Basis of the first story and implied to be why UsefulNotes/RichardNixon is on the Devil's JuryOfTheDamned.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Actor James Coco is apparently in Hell [[NoodleIncident for reasons no-one understands]].
* DoNotTauntCthulhu: Homer does this when he finds out the deal with the devil won't go through as long as he doesn't eat the last bits of the donut. He starts mocking him for finding the loophole.
--> '''Homer''': I'm smarter than the devil! I'm smarter than the devil!
--> ''(Flanders becomes gigantic and all-demonic)''
--> '''Flanders''': ''(booming voice)'' YOU ARE ''NOT'' SMARTER THAN ME!!!
--> '''Homer''': Eep!
--> '''Flanders''': I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, HOMER SIMPSON!!!
** In a deleted scene, Bart wishes to trade his soul for a Formula One racing car, only to change his mind when the Devil appears with one in tow. Marge scolds him not to pester Satan.
* DonutMessWithACop: The reason it's not safe for donut-headed Homer to leave his house.
* ExactWords: Shows up three times.
** When Homer strikes his deal with Devil!Flanders for the donut, the latter explains that he'll take ownership of Homer's soul "the instant he finishes" the pastry. Homer, in a stunning moment of competence, immediately realizes that this means so long as he never takes the last bite, the contract can't be completed. It doesn't last, given Homer's BigEater tendencies, but it ''does'' give Lisa the opportunity to plead for a fair trial.
** Ends up saving the day at the end. Just before the Grim Reaper can pronounce Homer's sentence, Marge enters with a photo from her and Homer's wedding day. The back has a message from Homer, pledging his soul to Marge in exchange for her hand in marriage. He may have meant it metaphorically, but the jury decides that the pledge is legally binding--therefore, Marge owns Homer's soul, and it wasn't his to bargain with Flanders in the first place. This voids the contract and frees Homer.
** The last one has a dash of LiteralMinded thrown in for good measure. After losing Homer's soul, Flanders curses him: "May that donut forever be on your head!" The next morning shows that he meant exactly that--Homer's head has been transformed into a giant donut.
* ForceFeeding: During his day in Hell, Homer is forced to eat all donuts in the world as punishment for selling his soul for a donut. It didn't work as a punishment for him.
* HistoricalDomainCharacter: The Jury of the Damned is comprised of these.
* ITasteDelicious: After Homer's head gets turned into a donut.
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, stop picking at it!
-->'''Homer:''' Aww, but I'm so sweet and tasty!
* {{Irony}}:
** Ned Flanders is the Devil. He comments that it's always the one you least expect.
** One of his subordinates forces Homer to eat all the donuts in the world as a sort of ironic punishment. It backfires.
* JuryOfTheDamned: Devil Flanders' jury.
* KangarooCourt: Subverted -- it's actually a fair trial but the odds are stacked against the Simpsons, especially with a shoddy lawyer on their side. They were, however, able to win it because of an old wedding picture.
* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: Happens three times in the Jury of the Damned:
** First, UsefulNotes/RichardNixon and the starting line-up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, were still alive at the time of the show's episode[[note]]Nixon even says he's not dead, but it's implied that he's in Hell because he made a DealWithTheDevil (whether it was to be U.S. President or to not be implicated in the Watergate scandal, or both) because of Devil Flanders' line, "Hey, I did a favor for you."[[/note]]
** Second, all jury members have done criminal deeds that are legally punishable: Benedict Arnold (treason), UsefulNotes/LizzieBorden (murder), Richard Nixon (surveillance spying, lying under Presidential oath, obstructing justice), John Wilkes Booth (murder), UsfulNotes/{{Blackbeard}} (piracy), John Dillinger (armed robbery). However, the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers are only there for being a famously brutal hockey team. And, for the record, it was never actually proved Lizzie Borden murdered anyone.
** Third, though not a real example of this trope it should be mentioned anyway: all the Jury members are people from American history, except for Blackbeard who was born in England, but mostly roamed the Caribbean during his life.
* LoopholeAbuse: Homer figured out the devil wouldn't be allowed to collect his soul until he finishes eating the donut. Of course, Homer being Homer, he wouldn't make the Devil wait a lot. Then, Marge produced evidence Homer had previously given her his soul, preventing the Devil from collecting it
* NeverLearnedToRead: Blackbeard, as shown when Marge tells the jury to see the back of the photograph.
-->'''Blackbeard:''' Argh, tis some kind of treasure map.\\
'''Benedict Arnold:''' ''[taking the photo from him]'' You idiot! You can't read!\\
'''Blackbeard:''' Aye, tis true. My debauchery was my way of compensating.
* RecognitionFailure: Grampa confuses the birds that pick the donuts sticking on his back with buzzards.
* SoreLoser: Devil Flanders when he loses Homer's soul. He gets even by turning Homer's head into a donut.
* ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree: Lionel Hutz promises a free pizza for every case he doesn't win within thirty minutes. In a deleted scene, when he was told they won Homer's case, he admitted the pizza box was empty.
* TooDumbToLive: Not only does Homer do something as stupid as sell his soul to the Devil for a single doughnut, but he proceeds to later eat what little remains of that doughnut as a midnight snack, passing up several other appetizing foodstuffs in the process.
** For that matter, why did he ''keep'' it in the first place? If he'd just thrown it away he never would have gotten the chance to eat it.
* {{Unishment}}: Homer when he's sent to Hell and given what was meant to be an IronicHell: Eating all the donuts in the world. But Homer ends up enjoying the experience.
-->'''Demon:''' ''(Upon seeing Homer eat all the donuts he has and requesting for more of them instead of begging for mercy)'' I don't understand it. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes!

!! Terror at 5½ Feet
* BaitAndSwitch: After Otto runs him off the road, Moleman's car careens toward a tree--only stopping at the last moment. Then the car explodes.
* BrickJoke: During breakfast, Homer is fooling around with an air horn he stole from a boat at the marina. Much later, as Bart is fighting off the gremlin, Homer drives by the bus.
-->'''Homer:''' Hey, boy. ''[uses the air horn again]''
* CassandraTruth: Bart in this story when he tries to convince the bus that a gremlin is destroying it en route to the school.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Bart is sent to spend his life in a mental institution for being disruptive on the bus.
* DreamingOfThingsToCome: The story starts with Bart dreaming of his bus losing a tire and running into a semi-truck.
* EveryCarIsAPinto: Hans Moleman's car which explodes for absolutely no reason.
* ExactWords:
-->'''Bart:''' Otto, there's a gremlin on the side of the bus!\\
''[Otto sees an AMC Gremlin at the side]''\\
'''Otto:''' Don't worry, Bart dude. I'll get rid of him. ''[pushes the car off the road]''
* GripingAboutGremlins: A gremlin is the villain of this story.
* IToldYouSo: Bart at the end when the bus makes it to school and they see the damage done to it, with it falling into a heap as soon as Skinner touches the last screw on the tire. Doesn't save him from being shipped off to the loony bin however.
* ItWasHereISwear: Bart when trying to tell everyone of the gremlin.
* OffWithHisHead: The gremlin decapitates Flanders' head and shows it to Bart at the end of the story.
* TemptingFate: In Bart's dream, Milhouse bought some gum and showed Bart the trading card photos that came with the gum. The photos were lame but Bart said at least Milhouse had the gum. Milhouse then cut his gums trying to chew it.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Springfield's resident [[TheChewToy Chew Toy]] Hans Moleman meets his end in this episode when his AMC Gremlin explodes after being run off the road (even though it stopped just short of hitting a tree).
* TruthInTelevision: AMC Gremlins were notorious for overheating for no apparent reason (though it was the Sport-Trec transmission, not the engine).

!! Bart Simpson's Dracula
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: After the family finds out Bart is a vampire.
--> '''Marge:''' Homer we have to do something! Today, he's drinking people's blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
** Also this bit in the scene before that when Bart proclaiming how cool being a vampire is by staying up all night and drinking blood. Milhouse chimes in with this.
--->'''Milhouse''': And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies!
* BaitAndSwitch: Apparently, the final segment was originally going to be based on Coolidge's ''A Friend in Need'', but "it was far too intense". So, random vampire story.
* BreakingAndBloodsucking: Bart attempts this after his he fails to convince Lisa to turn her willingly.
* BuffySpeak: Homer: "Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. 'Bart is a vampire.' 'Beer kills brain cells.' 'Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.'"
* CassandraTruth: Lisa in this story when she tries to convince her family Mr. Burns is a vampire.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: A man is found completely drained of all his blood next to a cape labelled "Dracula", so Chief Wiggum decides a mummy is involved, and orders the entire Egyptian wing of the museum destroyed.
* CurseCutShort: Burns exclaims "Of son of a bi..." when he realises he has his finger on the intercom button.
* DevilInPlainSight: Vampire Burns, but only Lisa sees the supernatural evil that he is.
* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(when the family arrives)'' Welcome, come in ''(whispered)'' Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead.
-->'''Smithers:''' Sir, you have to let go of the button.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, son of a bi... ''(The doors to the manor open)''
* EskimosArentReal: When Homer dismisses Lisa claim that a vampire is responsible for the recent attacks.
-->'''Homer:''' Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
* EvilLaugh: A vamprized Bart gives off one after he's stopped from biting Lisa, shifts into a bat and escapes out the window.
* FailedASpotCheck: Despite the fact that she knows that they're surrounded by coffins, Lisa is too focused on Burns' book to notice Burns' vampire minions rising from them and closing in on Bart and her. Even with their audible moaning and Bart trying to get her attention. It isn't till one of the vampires rakes his claw on the page she's reading that she finally sees they've surrounded them.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: After Bart turns into a bat and flees, and Marge panics, Maggie can be seen waving after him.
* GainaxEnding: The vampire family are set to pounce on Lisa...then wish the audience a Happy Halloween and do a ''WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownChristmas'' parody.
* GroinAttack: Homer attacks Mr. Burns as he lies sleeping.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(when staking Burns)'' Take that vile fiend!
-->'''Lisa:''' Dad, [[EpicFail that's his crotch]].
-->'''Homer:''' ''(Chuckles and pulls out the stake)'' Oh sorry.
* HopeSpot: After the above happens, Homer correctly stakes Mr. Burns in the heart. He withers, dies and turns to dust.
-->'''Homer:''' -Whew-
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(Suddenly revives)'' You're Fired! ''(Dies again)''
-->'''Homer:''' D'OH!
* HeyYou: Naturally Burns is bad with remembering names.
--> '''Burns''' ''(After he flies in as a bat, morphs to human form, and looms over Bart as a vampire woman holds him down)'': Well if it isn't little...um ''(racks his brain trying to remember)''...boy.
* IHeardThat: When the family meet Burns at his manor and Lisa notices his shadows is moving on it's own.
--> '''Lisa''': Dad don't you think there's something funny about him?
--> '''Homer''': Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer.
--> '''Burns''': ''I heard that!''
--> '''Homer''': [[BlatantLies It was the boy!]]
* LivingShadow: Mr. Burns' shadow is shown playing with a yo-yo as he walks away.
* LooksLikeOrlok: One of the vampires in Burns' lair.
* ObviouslyEvil: Well it's Burns, so it's a given. But he barely tries to hide the fact that he's a vampire. Even on live TV.
-->'''Burns''': ''(After Kent reports about him buying a blood bank)'' Oh I'm ''very'' excited about this deal! I...Oh.''(Notices blood on the corner of his mouth. He wipes it off with his finger then slurps it up)''...Precious blood.
* OhCrap:
-->'''Abe''': Quick, we have to kill the boy!\\
'''Marge''': How'd you know he's a vampire?\\
'''Abe''': He's a vampire? ''[screams and runs away]''
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: The ones in Mr. Burns' lair look and act more like zombies and seem to come in a variety of forms, some with bloodshot eyes, others looking like Count Orlock from ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', and skin textures ranging from smooth to wrinkled.
* PowerFloats: Bart, the kids he's bitten, as well as the rest of the family (sans Lisa) display that they can fly willingly without having to turn into bats.
* RiseFromYourGrave: As soon as Bart and Lisa discover Burns' lair and his book, the vampires sense their presence and rise from their coffins.
* ShaggySearchTechnique: Bart seemingly does this while walking down a hall with Lisa in Mr. Burn's castle and leans on a statue. A wall opens and reveals...a laundry room. Then they turn around and find Burn's vampire lair just across the hall in plain sight (With a neon sign pointing the way no less).
* SchmuckBait:
** The "Super Happy Fun Slide" in Mr. Burns' lair. Bart lampshades this, knowing full well it's a trap.
--> '''Bart''': Maybe I shouldn't...but when am I gonna be here again? ''[Pulls it and the stairs turn into a slide]'' Wheee!!
--> '''Vampires''': ''[Waiting at the bottom for him]'': RAAAAH!
--> '''Bart''': AHHHHH!!!
--> ''[A vampire woman pulls him off and pins him to the ground as the other vampires crowd around and moan menacingly at him]''
** Homer nearly falls for it himself when the family venture into Burns' lair to stake him.
--> '''Homer''': ''[Gasp]'' Super Fun Happy Slide!
--> '''Lisa''': ''[Sternly]'' No dad.
--> '''Homer''': ''[Dejectedly]'' Aww, guess killing will be fun enough.
* SurpriseSlideStaircase: Not so much a ''surprise'' but it still counts.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: When Mr. Burns returns with Bart from the lair.
-->'''Bart:''' ''(Pale-faced, bite marks on his neck, droning)'' Hello mother, hello father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.
* TakeThat: Homer's comment about vampire Burn's hair is one to the 1992 ''Film/BramStokersDracula'' who's hairstyle was likewise mocked at the time.
* ThreeStoogesShoutOut: When Bart notices the vampires he starts mumbling gibberish, which Lisa mistakes for him imitating Shemp and Curly from Creator/TheThreeStooges.
* TomatoInTheMirror: The rest of the family except for Lisa are vampires at the end except for the pets.
* TooDumbToLive: Despite finding the vampire lair, Lisa and Bart should've beat feet back to the dining room and tried to warn their parents instantly. Instead they linger around long enough for the vampires within to awaken before finally fleeing. Even then, Bart winds up getting caught and bitten because he couldn't resist the lure of a "Super Fun Happy Slide''.
* TranshumanTreachery: Bart, not surprisingly, after he's bitten.
-->'''Bart:''' ''(floating outside Lisa's window with all the other kids he's turned)'': Come join us Lisa, it's so cool. You get to stay up all night drinking ''blooood!''
* UndeadChild: Bart after he's bitten as well as the kids he bites and turns.
* TheUndead: The focus of this story which is on vampires.
* UndeathlyPallor: The vampires in Mr. Burns' lair have greenish skin (which, oddly, makes them look more like zombies than vampires). Bart plays this straight after he's bitten.
* VampireMonarch: Mr. Burns was thought to be one, but at the end...
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(After the family reveals they're vampires)'' What?! No we killed Mr. Burns!
-->'''Homer:''' You have to kill the ''head'' vampire.
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(Gasps and points) You're'' the head vampire?
-->'''Marge:''' No, ''I'm'' the head vampire ''(Laughs ghoulishly)''
-->'''Lisa:''' Mom?!
-->'''Marge:''' Well I do have a life outside this house, y'know.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: It's only into bats, but Mr. Burns and Bart showcase this trope as vampires. Kudos to the animators for making it looks so smooth, considering that the animation of ''The Simpsons'' back in the 1990s was very flawed (not as bad as it was in seasons one and two, but it had a long way to go before the digital ink and paint and high-def eras).
* WorthIt: Bart pulling the "Super Fun Happy Slide" lever, even though it sends him straight to the arms of the bloodsuckers ready to make a meal out of him. Of course, seeing as how he likes being a vampire, this could also apply too (Though that could just be the vampiric corruption talking).
* WouldHurtAChild: Burns has no qualms about biting Bart when his vampire minions catch him.