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'''Original air date:''' 11/5/1992

'''Production code:''' 9F05

After a nuclear plant worker named Jack Marley is forced into retirement, Marge takes a job at the nuclear plant to help Homer pay for repairs needed to fix their slanty shanty. Meanwhile, Bart fakes sick to get out of taking an English Lit test, but who's going to come to his rescue when a bloodthirsty wolf from ''The Krusty the Clown Show'' runs off and heads for the school?
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!!This episode contains examples of:
* AccidentalHero: The slanting floor causes Maggie to slide towards a fan. Homer averts disaster by picking her up, although he doesn't seem to realize what happened.
* TheAlcoholic: Lionel Hutz celebrates getting a new case by having some Scotch. When Marge points out it's 9:30 a.m., Hutz justifies it by saying he hasn't slept in days and downs the bottle (albeit taking a break to ask if anyone wants any).
* AmusingInjuries: When a hummingbird perches itself on the chimney causing the Simpson house to lean even further, Bart falls from his bedroom window (keep in mind they all sleep on the second floor) ''right on his head'', [[MadeOfIron but he gets up the next second]].
* ArtisticLicenseHistory: When mentioning Pierre and Marie Curie, Lisa states that they "both died of radiation poisoning." This is only half true: Marie did die from radiation sickness but Pierre was killed in a horse-drawn carriage accident. However due to the couple both frequently exposing themselves to radiation, it's safe to assume he would have met the same fate as his wife if it weren't for the accident.
* AsHimself: Music/TomJones.
* AsTheGoodBookSays: Homer tries to do this when arguing against Marge getting a job at his company. He fails.
-->'''Homer:''' As the Bible says, "[[SophisticatedAsHell thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's... racket]]."
-->'''Marge:''' Where does the Bible say "racket"?
-->'''Homer:''' It's in there.
* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: When Lisa mentions that Pierre and Marie Curie died due to radiation poisoning, Bart imagines them as giants laying waste to Tokyo in ''kaiju''-esque fashion.
-->'''Japanese bystander''': It's the Curies! We must flee!
* AxCrazy: One of Mr. Burns's workers, who is polishing a shotgun and declaring "I am the Angel of Death; the time of purification is at hand". The next time we see him, he's giggling, pumping the shotgun and walking off somewhere. Fortunately, he seems to get distracted by the doughnuts being taken away, as he's in the background of that scene sans his shotgun.
* BadBoss: Mr. Burns forces Jack Marley to retire, for no reason other than because he felt like being a jerk, even after he begs for mercy. Later he fires Marge for refusing his advances.
* BaitAndSwitch: Smithers has set up a song-and-dance number for the man of the hour at Jack's retirement party. Jack smiles at the thought that he's going to be recognized...but the number is actually dedicated to Mr. Burns.
* BattleStrip: Willie tears off his shirt in preparation to wrestle the wolf.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Who knew that the meek, mild-mannered Smithers could capture [[Music/TomJones Tom Jones]] and sound genuinely intimidating as he keeps him under control?
-->'''Tom Jones:''' ''(masking his obvious fear behind a [[StepfordSmiler smile]])'' Hello, Marge!
-->'''[[DissonantSerenity Smithers]]:''' ''(prodding a gun in the guy's back)'' That's it. '''''Big smile, everybody's happy.'''''
* BigDamnHeroes: Groundskeeper Willie who fights the wolf that attacked Bart.
* BigNo: Smithers, when Homer pees on the urinal Smithers just finished cleaning a second ago.
* BigOMG: The animal trainer when the wolf escapes Krusty's set.
* BlatantLies:
** Lisa puts these on Marge's resume to get her hired by Smithers right away.
** Bart's various illnesses he makes up to avoid taking a test. Most blatant would be when he claims his ovaries are causing him extreme pain.
* {{Bowdlerization}}: After catching heat from an actual viewer with Tourette's Syndrome who wanted to sue the show for mocking the condition, the censors changed Bart's claim that he has Tourette's to a claim that he has rabies (though the syndicated version[[note]]barring the FXX rerun, which takes its syndicated version from the DVD set[[/note]] keeps the original Tourette's line and the DVD version has the rabies line, but keeps in Bart barking and growling and his muttering, "Tourette's Syndrome" under his breath after Krabappel leaves him in the hallway).
* BriefcaseFullOfMoney: Smithers offers one to Music/TomJones as payment if Jones agrees to give a private show. Jones refuses, so Smithers opens a second briefcase containing knockout gas.
* ButtMonkey:
** Tibor, the foreign employee that everyone blames things on [[note]]Though even he's been promoted while Homer hasn't[[/note]].
** Tom Jones, who is kidnapped by Smithers and forced to smile for Marge, while Smithers is standing behind him with a gun to his back. While he sings for Marge, he is chained to the stage, which Marge doesn't seem to notice.
* CassandraTruth: Mrs. Krabappel doesn't believe that Bart has been mauled by a wolf until Bart gives her the test, admits that he lied (even though he didn't), and collapses.
** She does, however, realize that Bart is actually seriously injured after he collapses and doesn't get up. Whether this convinces her he wasn't lying about the wolf is unknown.
* ChainPain: The donut salesman uses these to fend off the plant employees trying to keep him from taking their donuts away.
-->'''Donut salesman:''' ''(threateningly)'' Anyone else wanna be a hero?
* TheChewToy: Retired plant employee and Droopy soundalike Jack Marley, from being upstaged and kicked out of his own retirement party and losing out on a new job (at the same place he retired from).
* CouchGag: The family’s heads are mismatched. Everyone switches their heads back, and Maggie takes her pacifier out of Homer’s mouth.
* CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot: Once he's done with the repairs, Surly Joe says that the entire reason the house ended up sinking that badly was because of a missing 50 cent gasket, which he agrees to replace, even though it's implied it's not a part of his job. Homer tells him to GetOut, thinking he's trying to get more money out of them, to which Joe says he has one in his car and offers to replace it for free. [[TooDumbToLive Homer naturally tells Marge to get his shotgun.]]
* CryingWolf: Bart does this and is literally attacked by a wolf. He then has to lie that he ''wasn't'' attacked by a wolf because Krabappel thinks he's lying.
* DefeatMeansFriendship: Willie shares some Scotch with the wolf and tells him not to feel bad for losing.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Mr. Burns fires Marge when he finds out she's married, envious of her husband (not realising it's Homer).
** Homer bearing a lasting ill willed grudge against Surly Joe for his prices, to not even realizing when to draw the line and bury the hatchet when the job's all said and done. Surly Joe, [[TheGoldenRule who was nothing but kind during their conversations]], [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere naturally backs off quietly when Homer asks for Marge to get his gun.]]
* DoomItYourself: Homer tries to fix the sinking foundation by himself by watching a videotape hosted by Troy [=McClure=]. He's immediately in over his head.
--> '''Troy''': First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.\\
'''Homer''': ''(to Bart)'' Hand me my patching trowel, boy. ''(Bart shrugs)''\\
'''Troy''': Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation?\\
'''Homer''': No.\\
'''Troy''': Good. Assemble the aluminum J-channel using self-furring screws. Install.\\
'''Homer''': What do I do in case-\\
'''Troy''': After applying brushable coating to the panels-\\
'''Homer''': Wait a minute.\\
'''Troy''': ...You'll need corrosion-resistant metal stucco lath.\\
'''Homer''': Wait a minute!\\
'''Troy''': If you can't find metal stucco lath-\\
'''Homer''': Uh-huh?\\
'''Troy''': ...Use ''carbon fiber'' stucco lath!\\
'''Homer''': Ohh!\\
'''Troy''': Now parge the lath.
* TheDreadedToiletDuty: Smithers, once Mr. Burns gives Marge his job, gets put in charge of the men's bathrooms. He actually seems to be enjoying it, until the inevitable happens.
-->'''Smithers:''' ''(armed with [[ToothbrushFloorScrubbing a toothbrush]])'' Springtime fresh, winter white. [[TemptingFate What could be better?]]
-->''(Homer bursts in and starts undoing his pants)''
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, man, I really gotta--
-->'''Smithers:''' ''[[BigNo NOOOOOOO]]!!''
* DrowningMySorrows: The woman in the trio of people at work at the power plant who sorely need a morale boost. "Funny Hat Day" and Music/TomJones music did nothing to boost her spirits.
* EroticDream: When Mr. Burns describes a dream he had the previous night, Smithers instantly imagines Mr. Burns flying through a window a la Literature/PeterPan.
* EscapedAnimalRampage: A wolf escapes from Krusty's TV show. He then attacks Bart at school, who tries to warn Mrs. Krabappel, but just as in "[[CryingWolf The Boy Who Cried Wolf]]", nobody believes the previous liar anymore.
** Krusty also gets mauled by an eagle, who takes exception to him helping himself to her eggs.
--->'''Animal Handler''': [[MamaBear She must think you're after her eggs!]]\\
'''Krusty''': [[NotHelpingYourCase I only ate]] ''[[NotHelpingYourCase one]]''!
* EveryoneHasStandards: In yet another perfect example of Marge Simpson being a colossal sample of TheBore, she reminisces a day when she let a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses into her home, and they got so bored with her that they ran away when she wasn't looking.
* ExpospeakGag: The Troy [=McClure=] video on do-it-your-self foundation repair that Homer watches actually has correct information in it, but it deliberately uses the most obtuse (and [[InherentlyFunnyWords funny-sounding]]) technical jargon for it imaginable.
* FauxHorrific: Bart bills the tilting Simpsons home as a tourist attraction featuring "Cue Ball, the Man with No Hair."
-->'''Woman:''' He's ''hideous!''
* GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity: Burns eventually fires Marge because he's unable to seduce her.
* TheGhost: Tibor, an employee who serves as a [[TheScapegoat scapegoat]] for problems at the power plant because he doesn't speak English (and who's managed to get promoted ahead of Homer in spite of that). He would eventually make it on-screen...in Season ''[[LongBusTrip 28.]]''
* HerCodeNameWasMarySue: When Marge applies for Marley's old job at the power plant and the entirety of her resume reads "Housewife: 1980-present", Lisa decides it needs a little padding. In Lisa's expanded resume, Marge has experience as a chauffeur, seamstress, curator of large mammals (which is justifiable in her being married to Homer), former Carter administration employee (just because she voted for him), songwriter for Music/MuddyWaters, Swahili translator and nuclear inventor. The last part in particular ends up blowing up in her face when Smithers directs her to a small room with a control panel with BillionsOfButtons on it as her first assignment, and she naturally protests that she has no idea whatsoever what she should do with it, causing Smithers to ask whether she's kidding because according to her resume, she invented the device she's currently sitting in front of.
* {{Homage}}: Smithers' musical salute to Mr. Burns is yet another Burns-centric variant on a scene from ''Film/CitizenKane'' (down to using the actual song, albeit with new lyrics).
* HonorBeforeReason: After Lionel Hutz washes out, Marge says they should just go before Burns fires Homer, too. Homer refuses and demands that Burns apologize to Marge. Burns is actually impressed.
* HypocriticalHumor: At Jack Marley's retirement party Burns has a musical number devoted to him rather than Jack. Yet when Jack wants to speak Burns accuses Jack of being an AttentionWhore even though it's his party, something Burns even acknowledges.
* INeedAFreakingDrink: When Willie and the wolf finish wrestling, Willie shares a flask of Scotch with the whipped wolf. The wolf looked like he really needed it.
-->'''Willie''': Ah, don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teat.
* IResembleThatRemark: Homer gets upset with Marge after she tells him he was slacking off at work, and tells her that he doesn't want to sleep with a woman who thinks he's lazy. Instead, he's going to go downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping bag... then he gives up and falls asleep when he realizes it'll take too much effort.
* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: After pursuing Marge's love for most of the episode, Mr. Burns ultimately backs down upon realizing she's happy with Homer and lets them have the private concert with Tom Jones instead.
* ImagineSpot:
** Homer has one about what he plans to do once he retires. He imagines himself resting on the couch like he's already doing for real.
** Upon learning Marge is married, Mr. Burns has one about what he thinks her husband looks like.
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' I can picture him now. Rugged good looks. Sweater knotted about his shoulders. Curly locks shining in the sun like spun gold!
* IronicNickname: Surly Joe, the foundation repairman. Despite his nickname, he's actually a pretty NiceGuy.
* ItsAllAboutMe: The featured act at Jack Marley's retirement party turns out to be a musical number for Mr. Burns, who is visibly upset when Jack asks to say a few words.
-->'''Marley:''' I'm not finished yet!\\
'''Burns''': Oh yes, you are!
* JustTheIntroductionToTheOpposites: Marge mentions a time when two Jehovah's Witnesses came over and she let them in -- only for the Jehovah's Witnesses to get bored with her and leave.
* KickTheDog: Jack Marley begs in the middle of his farewell party to please be allowed to keep his job because it's the only thing keeping him from committing suicide. Burns's response to that is to have his goons throw the old man out.
* KnowWhenToFoldEm: The power plant employees swiftly give up trying to get the donuts back after seeing Lenny gets clobbered.
* LongList: Grandpa comes to believe Maggie is sick while babysitting her. He consults an antiquated medical reference book: "Let's see, what's old Doc Washburn prescribe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scrofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climactic boo bow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?"
* MamaBear: After the wolf escapes the set, a bird starts attacking Krusty. It turns out he ate one of her eggs.
* MeaningfulName: Surly Joe ''looks'' outwardly grumpy, but [[SubvertedTrope he turns out to be a reasonable, well-mannered man]]. The discrepancy is best demonstrated when he's juxtaposed with Homer, who quickly misreads him as a grifter and eventually threatens to shoot him.
* MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere: What Willie says to Bart while wrestling the wolf.
-->Back to class, lad. Nothing to see here.
* NeverMyFault: On Marge's first day at the plant, Homer advises her to blame the guy who can't speak English if anything goes wrong. Tibor has repeatedly saved Homer's butt this way. As just one example, Homer lost the key to the room housing one of the plant's monitoring systems, and Smithers wrongly assumes (or is himself using the excuse) that Tibor was the one who actually lost it. Despite all that, he ''still'' gets promoted ahead of Homer.
* NoodleIncident:
** The time Mr. Burns and Smithers dug up Al Jolson. The only information we get is that the corpse smelled bad and the rest of the night was something Mr. Burns never wants to remember again.
** Kent Brockman was reporting on some sort of disaster at the White House that left the Vice President in charge of the country before cutting to the story about the Simpsons' tilted home.
* ObliviousToLove: Marge believes Burns when he says that it's typical for him to shower his employees with gifts, and her response when Burns asks her out on what he sees as a date is "My husband will be so excited!"
* OnlyShopInTown: Or in this case, only foundation repairman in town, much to Homer's chagrin.
* OwMyBodyPart: At one point, to get out of taking a test, Bart exclaims "Owww, my ovaries!" For some reason, Krabappel allows him to leave for it, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology despite boys not having ovaries]].
* PetTheDog: At his own expense, Mr. Burns lets Marge and Homer enjoy the private concert with Tom Jones; recognizing how much Homer loves Marge, he wants Homer to show her the time of her life.
* PoliceAreUseless: Wiggum and Eddie are standing on the sidewalk when the wolf passes by. Wiggum mistakes it for a dog, and Eddie doesn't react to it at all.
* PottyEmergency: Homer rushes into the restroom at work having to go badly, much to the dismay of Smithers, who had been told to clean it by Burns, and had just finished making it spotless.
* PreAsskickingOneLiner: Groundskeeper Willie gets one of these when he faces off with the wolf:
-->'''Willie''': Hey, wolfie! Put down that hors d'oeuvre...''it's time for the main course!''
* QuietCryForHelp: Music/TomJones is kidnapped by Mr. Burns and forced to play a private concert for him and Marge. He keeps trying to plead secretly with Marge to get him help, but she's too preoccupied to notice.
-->'''Tom Jones''': Get help, love! Call Interpol, get me a hacksaw; ''anything''!
* ReluctantRetiree: Homer and Marge attend the retirement party of Jack Marley, an elderly power plant employee, whose final speech is him begging not to be retired because he loves his job, and he also has nothing else to live for, as he has no family and his dog had recently died. Mr. Burns interrupts Marley's speech so that the band can play "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" and get tossed out by his goons. When Marge gets the job vacated by Marley's retirement, Smithers dismisses the other applicants, Marley included.
* SavageWolf: One attacks Bart. It is later seen [[DefeatEqualsFriendship with Groundskeeper Willie]].
* TheScapegoat: [[RunningGag Tibor]], the one employee who can't speak English.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Confronting Burns, Lionel Hutz boasts that he has witnesses, precedent, and a paper trail. Burns says he has ten high-priced lawyers, which causes Hutz to run screaming from the room. Leaving his briefcase filled with shredded newspapers, suggesting he has nothing.
* SelectiveObliviousness: Mrs. Krabappel, choosing to ignore Bart's cry for help, also manages not to hear the sound of a wolf growling and snarling as it attacks him (and completely misses the wolf [[BrokenWindowWarning smashing the classroom door window with its paw]]).
-->'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' You're wasting valuable test time.
* ShoutOut:
** This episode is one of several times "[[Franchise/StarWars The Imperial March]]" has been used as a {{Leitmotif}} for Mr. Burns.
** Krusty reveals that "Loud" is ''The Krusty The Clown Show'''s secret word of the day, causing an alarm to go off and the audience to start screaming, referencing a similar gag in ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse''.
** Bart shouting wolf and nobody believing him is a reference to the very book he had to read for his report: ''[[CryingWolf The Boy Who Cried Wolf]]''.
* ShownTheirWork: Of all of Troy [=McClure's=] video appearances, his "The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair" tape is methodically accurate, showcasing actual steps to patch up foundation damage -- the joke this time isn't Troy being a terrible spokesperson, but Homer being completely unprepared for this job and out of his depth.
* SongParody: Smithers' dance act for Mr. Burns is a parody of a similar scene in ''Film/CitizenKane''.
* SpecialGuest: Creator/PhilHartman as Lionel Hutz and Troy [=McClure=].
* StayInTheKitchen: Homer's attitude toward Marge getting a job (among other reasons).
* TakeThat: When Marge is reading the padding Lisa has added to her resume...
-->'''Marge:''' "Worked for the [[UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter Carter administration?!]]"
-->'''Lisa:''' Well, you voted for him. Twice!
-->'''Marge:''' Lisa, shh! Someone might be listening.
* TemptingFate: When Surly Joe gives an estimate of $8500 to repair the house's foundation, Homer fires him, telling him he's not the only foundation repairman in town. [[GilliganCut Upon checking the phonebook, however]], Homer discovers that Surly Joe actually ''is'' the only foundation repairman in town. It even says so in his ad.
-->'''Homer''': D'oh!
** Homer tells Marge they don't need the money that badly (plus he didn't want Marge to apply at the nuclear plant), then a bird lands on top of the house, sending Bart falling out of his room.
* ThermometerGag:
-->'''Grandpa:''' Oral thermometer, my eye! Think ''warm'' thoughts boy, 'cause this is ''mighty'' cold.
-->'''Bart:''' AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
* TheyCallMeMisterTibbs: In the song for Burns at the retirement party.
-->'''Smithers''': He's Monty Burns.
-->'''Burns''': I'm '''Mister''' Burns.
-->'''Chorus''': To friends, he's known as Monty, but to you, it's Mr. Burns.
* TookALevelInJerkass: Homer shows some dubious and even violent sides of himself in this episode at times, engaging in using a foreign employee as a scapegoat for screwing up on the job all because he doesn't know English all that well, and later threatens to kill Surly Joe on the spot after he's done fixing the house's foundation AND trying to help them prevent a future incident because of his pricing.
* ThreeStoogesShoutOut: The foundation repairman is called ''"Surly Joe"''.
* VeryFakeResume: The only experience Marge has to list on her resume is "homemaker". Lisa helps her pad it with work experience like "chauffeur", "seamstress", "worked for the Carter administration" (she voted for him twice), and "curator of large animals" (cue a bulging, hairy Homer). Her resume becomes a running gag, which also includes claims of being fluent in Swahili, writing a Music/MuddyWaters song, and inventing a nuclear reactor.
* VillainousCrush: Burns develops an infatuation with Marge when she starts working at the plant, being unable (as always) to recall any of his prior encounters with the family.
* WhileYouWereInDiapers: Groundskeeper Willie says he was wrestling wolves when the particular wolf he fought was at its mothers teat.
* WorstNewsJudgementEver: Kent Brockman wraps up his coverage of [[NoodleIncident an unspecified incident of damage to the White House that seemingly injured the President to the point of inability to perform his duties]] to gleefully report on the Simpsons' tilted house.
-->'''Kent:''' ...leaving the Vice President in charge. And now, Leaning Tower of Pisa, eat your heart out and move over. This is one story that's not on the level!
* WrestlerOfBeasts: Willie fights an Alaskan timber wolf that wanders into the school grounds and tries to maul Bart. After the fight is over, he tells the beaten-up looking wolf "Don't feel bad for losin', I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teat."
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Mr. Burns does this to Jack Marley, forcing him to retire after 45 years despite his not wanting to leave. Marley says that his job is the only thing keeping him alive. Despite all this, Burns has his goons throw Marley out the back door of the restaurant like they're taking out the garbage.
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