Episode - 9F03\\
First Aired - 11/3/1992

During Parent/Teacher conference night at Springfield Elementary, Mrs. Krabappel lets Homer and Marge in on the destructive and dangerous pranks Bart has been playing (synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing the teacher's birth control pills with Tic-Tacs, bringing in a Krusty doll with a switchblade head, and [[GroinAttack sticking lit fireworks down a nameless boy's pants]]) and recommends that Homer and Marge be stricter in their parenting[[note]]because with enough discipline, even a hellion like Bart can be Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court. If they fail, the best he can be in life is an overweight male stripper whose adoring female fans boo and throw things at him every night[[/note]], but it proves too much with Bart manipulating Homer...until Homer decides to take the one thing away from Bart that he loves most: seeing the upcoming movie version of ''The Itchy and Scratchy Show''.
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!!Tropes:
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: When Homer sees Bart smashing mustard with a hammer on the carpet, he tries to assert punishment when the ice cream truck appeared. Later, as they're enjoying their ice cream, Homer asked Bart what he was talking about. Bart lied that Homer was talking about the time he avoided jury duty. Being dumb, he tells Bart how he beat jury duty ("The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.")
* BreadEggsBreadedEggs:
-->'''Marge:''' "We'll bring back dinner."
-->'''Lisa:''' "What are we gonna have?"
-->'''Homer:''' "Well, that depends on what the teachers say, if you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh, let's see... poison."
-->'''Lisa:'''' "What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?"
-->'''Bart:''' "Poison pizza."
-->'''Homer:''' "Oh no, I'm not making two stops!
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment:
-->'''Homer:''' Bart, since you break Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours!\\
'''Grampa:''' Oh, this is gonna be sweet.\\
'''Marge:''' No!\\
'''Grampa:''' Aww!
* DeniedFoodAsPunishment: Marge tries this on Bart when she finds out that he broke Grandpa's teeth. Bart tries to call her bluff, but she tells him she's being serious. Just as the lesson is about to sink in, Homer sneaks Bart some pizza and tells him not to tell Marge and to try to behave.
* NoodleIncident: "Oh dad, you and your stories: ''Bart broke my teeth. The nurses are stealing my money. This thing on my neck is getting bigger.''" While we did see Bart breaking Grampa's teeth, we don't see the other two events, which just adds more to just how horrible the Springfield Retirement Castle is (unless Grampa suffers from Alzheimer's and thinks nurses are stealing his money and he has a growth on his neck that is getting bigger).
** Some of Bart's pranks (the "peas and carrots" laxative, the birth control pill/Tic-Tacs switch, bringing in a Krusty doll with a switchblade in it, and shoving fireworks down a child's pants).
* PoliceAreUseless: Per usual, the police don't do anything about Maggie driving The Simpson family car, the dog driving a bus, or the criminals escaping after Maggie crashes the car into the prison wall.
* PushoverParents: Homer and Marge start out as this when they explain to Mrs. Krabappel that they have a hard time disciplining Bart whenever he does something wrong. Following her advice on being firm with him, they gradually get better at disciplining him.
* ShoutOut:
** Disney and [[LooneyTunes Looney Tunes]]/[[MerrieMelodies Merrie Melodies]] cartoons: Much of the backstory of Itchy and Scratchy dates back to the late 1920s, with the introduction of "Steamboat Itchy" (a parody of "Steamboat Willie," the first MickeyMouse cartoon). As the backstory moves to the World War II-era, the anti-AdolfHitler cartoons are similar to those pitting the good guys of various Disney and Warner Bros. cartoons produced during that time.
** ''SixtyMinutes'': The TV newsmagazine and specifically, news stories from the early 1990s detailing abuse of elderly residents of nursing homes. (Homer had threatened to send Grampa to the "the crooked home" he had seen on TV after Grampa mumbled incoherently (due to his broken-and-poorly taped-together dentures stuffed in his mouth)).
** ''StarTrek'': The opening gag is a parody of the then-ongoing series of movies. This installment: ''Star Trek XII: So Very Tired'', featuring a very elderly Captain Kirk complaining of health problems.
** "Mmmm, Film/SoylentGreen."
** [[spoiler:At the end of the episode, 40 years into the future, Bart is now Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and he and Homer go see ''The Itchy and Scratchy Movie''. The movie advertised to play after it is ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast''.]]
** [[spoiler:During the final scene, Homer and Bart's silhouettes as they enter the theater are a reference to ''MysteryScienceTheater3000''.]]
* TechnologyMarchesOn: Snake during his crime spree after breaking out of prison is disappointed that the [=VCR=] he stole plays only Beta (rather than the then prevalent VHS)); Beta-formatted [=VCR=]s had been retired from the United States' market in 1988.
** Also, with movies and TV shows being readily available online and the "films on demand" option on many modern cable packages, Bart would nowadays be perfectly able to watch "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" without having to go to the movie theater (and Homer and Marge would have to use parental controls to keep Bart from seeing the movie online and on-demand).
* UpToEleven: Bart is the series' designated "bad boy" but most of his misbehavior is at worst harmless mischief that doesn't result in serious injury...except in this episode, where it is (like when he made a laxative out of peas and carrots, stole Mrs. Krabappel's birth control pills and replaced them with Tic-Tacs, and stuck fireworks down a kid's pants).