SethMacFarlane guest stars as Ben, the latest man come to sweep Marge off her feet after Marge mistakes an adulterers' dating website for a cupcake delivery website and the two bond over a Downton Abbey-esque TV show, while rude comedienne Lisa "The Queen of Mean" Lampanelli guest stars as Ben's angry wife, Ramona. Meanwhile, Homer, Reverend Lovejoy, Moe, Lenny, Carl, and Larry the Lush team up to renovate a steam train that was once a part of Springfield's most glamorous outside mall as part of Marge's wedding anniversary present.

!! Tropes:

* ForgottenBirthday: Marge thought Homer forgot their anniversary.
* ShowWithinAShow: The Downtown Abbey-esque TV show Marge and Ben bond over.