When Lisa discovers that her favorite book series is really the product of committee writing by publishers (with an actress posing as the author), Homer and Bart decide to gain fame the same way until a real publisher wants to publish their work and change it into yet another vampire love story based on Twilight.

Guest stars NeilGaiman

!! Tropes:

* AdamWesting: Neil Gaiman
* BrokenPedestal: Lisa finding out the author of the ''Angelica Buttons'' series is really an actress and that her favorite books are written by the publishers.
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: At the beginning.
* ExecutiveMeddling: In-universe. Homer and Bart originally created a fantasy novel that's best described as [[CaptainErsatz Harry Potter with trolls]], but when it actually gets published, the company plans to turn it into yet another [[{{Twilight}} vampire romance series for preteen girls]].
* KansasCityShuffle and NoodleIncident: Homer and Bart did something in Kansas City that was illegal. We don't find out what it is.
* NeverLearnedToRead: Neil Gaiman somehow manages to have a writing career, despite this.