Following a disastrous date and a head injury at work, Homer begins seeing a suave superspy (voiced by [[Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle Bryan]] [[Series/BreakingBad Cranston]]) who gives him advice on how to be Marge's dream man. Meanwhile, Bart stuffs Nelson full of Krusty Burger's nutritionally dubious food to weaken him and stop his bullying forever.

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!!Tropes featured:

* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Lou disappears in mid sentence.
* BondOneLiner: Homer shouts these at the screen during a Stradivarius Cain movie, much to Marge's annoyance. (Lenny and Carl, however, cheer him on.)
* EatBrainForMemories:
-->'''Burns:''' Oh pish, when I was in Africa I had my skull cracked open by cannibals and I'm still kicking.\\
'''Smithers:''' Sir, that was your partner, you betrayed him ''to'' the cannibals.\\
'''Burns:''' Oh right, I have his memories because I ate his brain.
* ImaginaryFriend: Stradivarius Cane is Homer's. [[spoiler:And Officer Lou is Chief Wiggum's.]]