In yet another BizarroEpisode, Moe's dishrag (voiced by JeremyIrons) tells viewers the story of how it went from a beautiful medieval tapestry to being Moe's most-used and most-seen prop. Meanwhile, Bart tries to win Milhouse's friendship back after Milhouse is offended over Bart comparing him to Moe's dishrag.
* HypocriticalHumor:
--> Homer: "...and that's why I don't believe there is a God. Thank you, and God bless America."