Marge becomes the Ms. Fanservice of Springfield after sexy pictures of her end up on a charity calendar. Meanwhile, Homer becomes Carl's personal assistant.

!! Tropes:

* BlatantLies: The stink bomb party Bart's attending next to Janey's has nothing to do with the tea party at Janey's.
* DudeNotFunny: Homer used to mock a colleague by nicknaming him "spitty" until Carl told him of Spitty's condition.