Abe and Selma get married after Abe is kicked out of the retirement home due to Homer declaring bankruptcy (unaware that bankruptcy laws have changed). Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa wage war against a delivery company over boxes.

!! Tropes:

* HouseHusband: Initially, Abe wanted Selma to be a HouseWife while he worked but his plans depended on him regaining his job at the now defunct PanAm so he tried to become the trope. [[EpicFail Well, he tried]].
* MayDecemberRomance: Abe and Selma.
* MenCantKeepHouse: Abe, albeit it's implied that, in his case, it's not because he's a man but because he's senile and out of touch with modern life.
* ShoutOut: To cut expenses, Homer tried to make his car work the same way ''TheFlintstones'' make theirs work.