After attempting assisted suicide when the town blames Grampa for losing out on an NFL franchise, Grampa decides to get a new lease on life and becomes a matador.

!! Tropes:

* DoubleEntendre: "Old Man Beats Meat".
* InterruptedSuicide: Abe's was interrupted by a new law being passed on the nick of time.
* OhCrap: The doctor who was about to assist Abe's suicide when he learned one of his previous patients was Chief Wiggum's brother-in-law.