A string of nested stories tell the tale of why The Simpsons are spending the day at a cavern.

!! Tropes:

* AbsurdlyHighStakesGame: Burns and the Rich Texan waged their whole estates.
* BringMyBrownPants: When Homer first got stuck in the cavern.
-->'''Homer:''' I'm stuck and I have to pee! (''{{beat}}'') Now, I'm just stuck.
* FallenOnHardTimesJob: Mr. Burns working at Moe's. Burns actually considered it as a way to get ''up'' to ''zero''.
* GoThroughMe: Mr. Burns pulls this in order to protect Lisa from a goat.
* PetTheDog: Burns protecting Lisa.
* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: A NestedStories-meets-TheRashomon style story