The Simpsons are going to China after Selma is diagnosed with menopause and turns to adoption to make her dream of being a mother come true. However, the Chinese government doesn't allow single women to adopt, so Selma pretends that Homer is her husband and Marge is a single, live-in nanny.
!!Examples:
* BigNo: Homer when he finds out he's going to pretend to be Selma's husband to help her adopt a baby.
* DepartmentOfChildDisservices: The Adoption agency where Selma was about to adopt a baby allows Cletus to take the baby away from Selma. Despite the fact that Brandine had Rabies.
* EyeScream: Ling squeezes Homer's eyes with her hands. This later becomes a plot point, as this is how Homer recognizes her out of the nearly identical babies when breaking her out of the orphanage.
* GlobalIgnorance: When Homer is introduced to some monks, he expects them not to move because he mistakes them for guards from Buckingham Palace.
* ImpactSilhouette: When Selma flies out of Mr. Burns' car and lands in the snow, the hot flashes from her menopause cause the snow beneath her to melt, creating a Selma-shaped hole in it.
* LandOfDragons: The Simpsons & Selma travel to China to meet the baby.
* MangledCatchphrase: Near the end, a Chinese spy impersonating Bart says the phrase "Feast on my shorts, stupid father man."
* InNameOnly: Homer used this InUniverse about his and Selma's "Marriage".
* ObstructiveBureaucrat: Madame Wu. She acts like a {{Jerkass}} to Marge and the family, and takes Ling from Selma when she learns about how she is not married to Homer. However, she eventually relents since her mom raised her alone, Selma herself can raise Ling.
* PandaingToTheAudience: Homer tries to smuggle baby panda out of China. When the cub bites him, he starts strangling it, causing its mother to strangle him in return.
* PortraitPaintingPeephole: Wu finds out that Homer isn't really Selma's husband by spying on them through a portrait of Mao -- through his ''nostrils''.
* SpecialGuest: Creator/LucyLiu as Madame Wu.
* TheStinger: The credits roll with a live-action clip of David Silverman teaching the viewer how to draw Bart.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: When the Simpsons arrive in Tiananmen Square, there is a sign reading "On this site in 1989, nothing happened," a nod to the Chinese government's denial and secrecy over the massacre.
* VacationEpisode: The Simpsons visit China.
* WhoWritesThisCrap: In the menopause video, Robert Wagner jokes that the viewer should give menopause "[[IncrediblyLamePun men-applause]]", then turns to someone off-camera and saying "Men-applause? I'm not saying that."